Neat algorithmic trick squeezing into 256KB of RAM, barely enough for inference let alone teaching

Think ML is hard to implement? That excuse is getting harder to make as you avoid the rush

Adding assumptions about objects better than learning from scratch, claims researcher

Coining the term hardware-based 'AI hypervisor' has to be worth several million, dontcha think?

Blake Lemoine began to believe that LaMDA, Language Model for Dialogue Applications, exhibited self-awareness

We ask again: Has science gone too far?

Nearly two years late and in the wrong country, we welcome our robot overlords

Graz University findings will become more significant as more AI work is done

d-ream team or a d-isaster? Let's see what Microsoft's money can do

Lambda, Razer take on Apple with Tensorbook for ML engineers

Arid Gopher sticks its head out from its burrow

How your computer-vision model learned to stop worrying and love the Python

CEO tells El Reg why biomedical firms dig big dies

Here's how to catch up with those poisoning machine-learning systems

Neural network trained to spot emigrated suns in our Milky Way uncovers mysterious Nyx collective

Small problem – you need 9,216 CPUs and 27,648 GPUs

Updated Our prejudices rub off on our computer pals, sadly

Roundup It's all the AI news you might have missed

Roundup Including another, larger GPT-2 reveal

Roundup Nvidia is pleased with its latest numbers, and more

Reminder: They're not allowed to do that without permission

Boffins spill beans on super 'scope machine-learning tech

Machine-learning code predicts whether connections are legit or likely to result in a bad day for someone

Even so, human nerds are left in the dust and this neural net can be used for other tricks

Researchers show limited success in getting rid of data

Roundup Animal-AI Olympics worth a few $$$ if you fancy it

Our 'X-ray specs' software can be misused? And everyone wants it? Oh no, who'd have thought, say creators

Roundup Also Waymo is releasing a data set for you self-driving car nerds

Analysis People will share anything scandalous, duh –El Reg might well be Exhibit A

If it's not a 50in TV or a huge fridge of soylent, we don't want to know

Video 'Text editing' system for speeches to change meanings emerges along with CEO-goading art attack

Roundup Your rapid-fire guide to machine-learning bits and bytes

Video Warning: It's creepy AF – and your pic is next

New convolutional neural network did just as well as radiologists in clinical settings

Roundup Plus: AI-generated whisky – I'm sorry Dave, I can't drink that

Video And how it could be you being impersonated next

Roundup Bits and bobs from the week's AI news

Wow, cool, they look free to use... *checks invoice the next day* ...They most certainly were not free

Nvidia's fancy Volta V100 chips not always worth it

New bill grants the FTC powers to investigate companies

Roundup Meanwhile, Apple is drinking Google's AI milkshake

I see you're using adaptive algorithms. Step this way for some regulation please

Roundup The week's news in AI and machine learning

What are these pesky neural networks really looking at?

Just 90 seconds, it's claimed, provided a) you have 512 Nvidia V100 GPUs and b) er, no need for accuracy

Roundup Also, DeepMind published new code to help train agents play football

It's time we rise up against these AI overlords and overthrow their useful technologies

Some tips on how to avoid miscreants deceiving your code

Roundup Don't panic, we're not all doomed – well, except Nvidia, perhaps

Analysis 'Not safe on database server!' it screamed back as its makers fear it could be abused for dodgy purposes

Analysis Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Don't ask these models

Roundup And more from the world of machine learning

So far, it's just sounds you hear – it can't read your mind or anything... yet

Roundup ...while Apple cuts 200 jobs from its car project, and more from the AI world

Well, computers programmed by AI-wielding bio-boffins

Data centre, edge computing: yep – business applications