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What's going for it?
Bolton's booming - two words not often put together. But, says the cabal of property seers, this week it's Bolton's turn to be Britain's Biggest Property Bargain! Prices have zoomed more than 130% in five years. What's its secret? Is it the Peter Kay factor? It would take a stalker of monumental obsession to trade just another post-industrial mill town for a glimpse of their star. No, it's our old friend, the Ain't Nowhere Vaguely Nice And Even Remotely Affordable Left factor. Priced out of la-di-da Manchester, people are discovering the charms of the friendly locals, the good schools, the proper market, the towering town hall, the well priced and rather nice in parts property, and not forgetting the steam museum. Money's pouring in somewhere, because Churchgate's got lovely new stone setts, and a cultural quarter (ooh, get her) is promised.
The case against
Well, it's Bolton, isn't it? Not exactly Xanadu. Wet: on the damp side of the Pennines. Among the poorer of Britain's towns: all that new investment's not half needed. That said, I'd take it over Rhyl any day.
Well connected?
Rail: 20 minutes/every five to 10 minutes to Manchester. Cradled by the M60 and M61.
Schools
St Bede's CofE, St Thomas of Canterbury RC, Markland Hill and St William of York RC all "good", says Ofsted; St Peter's Smithills Dean, St Paul's CofE, Astley Bridge "very good". Turton High, St Joseph's RC High and St James' CofE secondary all "good", with Canon Slade CofE "very good".
Hang out at ...
The 12th-century Ye Olde Man & Scythe, observing Churchgate's nice stone paviers over a pie.
Where to buy
It's not hard to find posh, leafy districts. Lostock and, farther in, Heaton set the tone, with good Victorian and Edwardian semis and villas giving way towards the M61 to large detacheds with huge grounds. You'll find the odd farmhouse, cottage or former village-turned-conservation-area such as Barrow Bridge of Harwood swallowed up in the sprawl. Bolton mills that are slowly being lofti-fied.
Market values ...
Those humungous five- or six-bedders in the leafy west, £500,000-£900,000. Four- or five-beds, £250,000-£500,000. Semis and good-sized Victorian and Edwardian terraces in Heaton, £150,000-£350,000. Two-bed period cottages and smaller modern detacheds, £150,000-£250,000. Mill lofts: one-beds from £110,000; three- from £250,000. Check out Deakins Park in Egerton: duplexes, from £309,000, three-bed houses, from £389,000. Bottom dollar: shared ownership flats, from £55,000; two-bed terraces needing work, £60,000.
Bargain of the week
Three-bed, listed 16th-century cottage near Hall I' Th' Wood, £259,995, with Bairstow Eves (01204 384384).
Your views
Marco Clark
"The Wanderers: enough said."
Sophie Chadwick
"Bolton feels much bigger than it is. There's, what, 200,000 people here? But I reckon we could take on Manchester. We've got 200 years of nonconformist belligerence, with a sense of humour, of course - Peter Kay is the town personified: how long before they put up a statue? Plus a great university, a nightlife to rival New York's, and the mighty Octagon theatre. And more front than Blackpool."
James Foulds
"The rather wonderfully named Bolton Gathering of Organic Growers has been going for 20 years and keeps the town supplied in veg with thriving allotments and food co-ops."
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