Hey Google! Where can I buy a brother?

Updating Strunk and White. Link two thoughts with a semicolon, as in: He’s not even the real President; the other, even weirder billionaire seems to be in charge.

It’s never a good idea to plunge headfirst into work after a long vacation, lest you overwhelm your system.

When the king took bread and bit down on a hard golden crust, he realized his mistake, and said, “What if we had itnot work like that?” So Dionysus modified the blessing such that King Midas turned everything he touched into goldunless that was bad.

Optimism vs. Those First Few Games; Eating Lunch in the Bathroom vs. the Laughter; You vs. Wife.

We think that female athletes are supercool and we want to help them dribble out of this mess!

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Thanks to everyone who filled out brackets for Baby Winston's due date, weight, length, name, and gender at our recent coed baby shower.

Who knows who you’ll bump into?

Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.

Making the great ape great again.

Toys in the shape of allergies, regrets, conspiracies, and more.