The Mirror Never Lies

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"The Mirror Never Lies"
Kaptain Skurvy tricking Donkey Kong in Ape-Nesia
Composed by:
Pure West
VocalsSterling Jarvis,Ron Rubin (English)
Peter Secher Schmidt (Danish)
Franck Capillery (French)
Rubén Cerda,Francisco Colmenero (Latin American Spanish)
Jordi Ribes,Català Manel (European Spanish)
Appears inDonkey Kong Country – "Ape-Nesia" (1996)

"The Mirror Never Lies" is the first song in theDonkey Kong Country television series episode "Ape-Nesia". WhenKaptain Skurvy attempts to tell an amnesiacDonkey Kong that he is in fact "Donkey Croc", they both sing this song.

This song is omitted in the Japanese and Sinhala dubs.

Lyrics[edit]

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English[edit]

SKURVY:
Arrh! Feast your eyes!
Look into the mirror, arrh, it never lies!
You're apirate! Can't you see that this is no disguise?
You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!

Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust your eyes! Arrh!
The mirror never lies!
Arrh!

DK:
How can this be?
I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!
Now I see a pirate that's in front of me!
With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!

The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust my eye!
The mirror never lies!

SKURVY & DK:
The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory
Trust your eye!
Arrh! The mirror never lies!
The mirror never lies...

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