The Fuzz

“Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork! We'll suck upyour SOULS! MEEEEEORK!”

—The Fuzz,Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Fuzz a.k.a.The Bottomless Vacuums, is a Major League fighting team in theGlitz Pit consisting of aFuzzy, aGreen Fuzzy, and aFlower Fuzzy. They are ranked 6th in Glitz Pit. The phrase "the fuzz" is a slang term for "the police".

Statistics[edit]

Nintendo GameCube[edit]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Fuzzy
	Max HP	3	Attack	1	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Shhwonk Fortress,Glitz Pit,Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 3, 5, 8)	Role	Common	Level	8
	Sleep?	95%	Dizzy?	90%	Confuse?	95%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	95%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	80%	Fright?	95%
	Gale Force?	90%	KO?	100%	Moves	Kissy-Kissy (1, recovers health according to damage,Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 1	Items	Dried Shroom (drop only),Fire Flower,Honey Syrup (drop only),HP Drain,Mushroom,POW Block (drop only),Sleepy Sheep,Stopwatch,Tasty Tonic (drop only),Volt Shroom (drop only)
Tattle Log #: 50	Log	A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
	Tattle	That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Max HP is 3, Attack is 1, and Defense is 0. Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, guard against them by pressing the MOMENT they release you. The timing is pretty hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck... HP.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Green Fuzzy
	Max HP	5	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit,Keelhaul Key	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	HP Drain (Absorbs 3 HP,Piercing), Spin (summons Green Fuzzy with identical stats)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Sleepy Sheep,Slow Shroom,Ruin Powder,HP Plus P,Ice Storm
Tattle Log #: 52	Log	This minty Fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.
	Tattle	That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! Max HP is 5, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... That is just the grossest thing ever. ...If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Flower Fuzzy
	Max HP	6	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit,Keelhaul Key,Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31, 33-36, 38, 39)	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	FP Drain (Absorbs 3 FP [if only 1 or 2 FP are applicable, then that is drained]), FP Thunder (3 to Mario and Partner,Piercing), Kissy-Kissy (3, only uses when Mario lacks FP,Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Ice Storm,Shooting Star,Sleepy Sheep,Slow Shroom,Spite Pouch (drop only),Stopwatch,Volt Shroom (drop only),Last Stand P
Tattle Log #: 53	Log	A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
	Tattle	That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? Max HP is 6, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!

Nintendo Switch[edit]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Fuzzy
	Max HP	3	Attack	1	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Shhwonk Fortress,Glitz Pit,Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 3, 5, 8)	Role	Common	Level	8
	Sleep?	95%	Dizzy?	90%	Confuse?	95%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	95%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	80%	Fright?	95%
	Gale Force?	90%	KO?	100%	Moves	Kissy-Kissy (1, recovers health according to damage,Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 1	Items	Dried Mushroom (drop only),Fire Flower,Honey Syrup (drop only),HP Drain,Mushroom,POW Block (drop only),Sleepy Sheep,Stopwatch,Tasty Tonic (drop only),Volt Mushroom (drop only)
Tattle Log #: 52	Log	A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
	Tattle	That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Max HP is 3, Attack is 1, and Defense is 0. Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, sounds like you need to use the Guard Action Command when they release you. The timing is hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck...HP.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Green Fuzzy
	Max HP	5	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit,Keelhaul Key	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	HP Drain (Absorbs 3 HP,Piercing), Spin (summons Green Fuzzy with identical stats)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Sleepy Sheep,Slow Mushroom,Ruin Powder,HP Plus P,Ice Storm
Tattle Log #: 55	Log	This minty Fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply. Defeat it quickly.
	Tattle	That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! Max HP is 5, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... That is just the grossest thing ever. If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Flower Fuzzy
	Max HP	6	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit,Keelhaul Key,Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31, 33-36, 38, 39)	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	FP Drain (Absorbs 3 FP [if only 1 or 2 FP are applicable, then that is drained]), FP Thunder (3 to Mario and Partner,Piercing), Kissy-Kissy (3, only uses when Mario lacks FP,Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Ice Storm,Shooting Star,Sleepy Sheep,Slow Mushroom,Spite Pouch (drop only),Stopwatch,Volt Mushroom (drop only),Last Stand P
Tattle Log #: 56	Log	A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
	Tattle	That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? Max HP is 6, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!

Gallery[edit]

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  Mario fighting the Fuzz

Names in other languages[edit]

The Fuzz[edit]

The Bottomless Vacuums[edit]

References[edit]

• Fuzzies
• Glitz Pit teams

• Articles with unsourced foreign names