The Coconut is Cursed!
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| "The Coconut is Cursed!" | |
|---|---|
| Composed by: Pure West | |
| Vocals | Sterling Jarvis,Ben Campbell,Adrian Truss,Len Carlson (English) Franck Capillery,Daniel Beretta,Jacques Bouanich (French) Tobias Meister,Helmut Krauss,Bernd Schramm,Karl Schulz (German) Kōichi Yamadera,Jūrōta Kosugi,Keiichi Sonobe,Tomohisa Aso (Japanese) Rubén Cerda,Blas Garcí,Emilio Guerrero,Francisco Colmenero (Latin American Spanish) Nacho de Porrata,Ramón Llenas (European Spanish) |
| Appears in | Donkey Kong Country – "Just Kidding" (2000) |
"The Coconut is Cursed!" is the second song in theDonkey Kong Country television series episode "Just Kidding". WhenDonkey Kong is about to reclaim theCrystal Coconut fromKing K. Rool andhisminions, they all sing this song as part of DK's attempt to trick K. Rool.
Lyrics[edit]
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English[edit]
DK:
You see...
The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch itK. ROOL:
Cursed!?KLUMP:
What!?K. ROOL:
Don't be ridiculous!DK:
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensationK. ROOL:
Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation
AAAAAAAAAAH!
I'm tingling, I'm tingling!
My hand is twitching and quivering!KLUMP:
I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!KRUSHA:
I'm quiverin'!K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
OH NO!DK:
It's much worse than I thought
It's the curse that you've got!K. ROOL:
No, it's not, that's absurd!KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Word!K. ROOL:
We're just tingling with excitement!DK:
Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...
Besides, if you're cursed you'd know
'Cause you're not really cursed unless you start itching!K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!KRUSHA:
All this scratchin' is making me itch...K. ROOL:
It's just...
A coincidence!
It's allergies! That's right!
Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!DK:
You're probably right
'Cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start
Start sneezing!K. ROOL:
A-CHOO!DK:
Gesundheit!KLUMP:
AAAAA-CHOO!DK:
Bless you!K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!DK:
Klump, use a tissue!K. ROOL:
Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!
Are there any other symptoms to this curse?
Tell me, please!DK:
Uh, just one...
But no need to fret
I'm sure this is something thatyou'll never getK. ROOL:
What is it!? What is it!?KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Tell us quick, tell us fast!K. ROOL:
If you don't tell us now
I don't think that we can last!DK:
Well... It's, um, uh...thegasK. ROOL:
The WHAT!?
