The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! live-action segment
"Goodbye Mr. Fish"
Production number	142
Segment	56
Airdate	November 20, 1989[1]
Guest star(s)	Nedra Volz
Title reference	Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Cartoon episode	"The Provolone Ranger"
Zelda preview	"The Missing Link"
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"Goodbye Mr. Fish" is the fifty-sixth live-action segment ofThe Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Its corresponding animated episode is "The Provolone Ranger."

Plot synopsis[edit]

Sitting at the table inMario Brothers Plumbing,Mario is eating some bread when the doorbell rings.Luigi sarcastically comments to Mario that nothing should disturb his eating, then climbs up to the door to open it. Standing on the other side is their elderly friendMrs. Periwinkle, whom Luigi welcomes into the apartment. Mrs. Periwinkle is holding a fishbowl containingKenneth, her goldfish. Mrs. Periwinkle asks Luigi if he can look after Kenneth for a few hours, but Luigi remarks that he does not know much about fish.

Leading Mrs. Periwinkle down the stairs, Luigi suggests to her that if she loves Kenneth so much, that she should just take him with her. Mrs. Periwinkle points out that she is going horseback riding, which she then claims Kenneth has a mortal fear of. Arriving at the table, Mrs. Periwinkle asks Mario if he would be willing to look after Kenneth, which he agrees to without any real thought. Mrs. Periwinkle tells Mario that Kenneth is like the son she never had to her, except for the fact that he has gills and a tail, signifying his importance. Mrs. Periwinkle says goodbye to Kenneth, tells Mario to deny him if he asks for a piggyback ride, and leaves.

Luigi asks Mario why he agreed to look after Kenneth, and Mario responds that he did so because Mrs. Periwinkle wanted him to. Luigi then asks Mario if he would jump off theBrooklyn Bridge if Mrs. Periwinkle asked him to, and Mario points out that he could just wear his nose plugs. As Luigi walks off, Mario starts talking to Kenneth, telling him that he cannot have a piggyback ride. Getting the idea that Kenneth is hungry, he nearly feeds him a meatball, but Luigi interferes and warns Mario that he should not. Mario states that it would be easier to digest than a sausage, and drops the meatball into Kenneth's bowl.

Later, Mario and Luigi are staring into Kenneth's bowl, looking at the now-deceased fish floating in the water. Mario asks Luigi what he should say to Mrs. Periwinkle, but Luigi tells Mario to forget about her and asks what he should do about fish. Mario asks Luigi a second time, and Luigi suggests that he should tell her he warned Kenneth not to float on his back. Picking up Kenneth, Mario asks how he should tell Mrs. Periwinkle that she is no longer the owner of a goldfish, but instead a gold ball, and drops Kenneth.

Luigi then comes up with an idea: replacing Kenneth with a stand-in goldfish. Mario decides that they should turn to theRatagator for help, and walk over to a grating. As Mario opens the grating, he asks the Ratagator if he has seen any goldfish in the sewer, and the Ratagator sticks his head out holding a large trout in his jaws. As Mario grabs the trout, Luigi remarks that it is not even human, and Mario states that he is doomed. The Ratagator growls at Mario's rejection of the trout, and Mario tells him he was aware that it was short notice. As Luigi and Mario ponder on the fact that they do not know what to do, the doorbell rings, and Mrs. Periwinkle announces her return from behind the door. Mario and Luigi start to panic, and Mario hides under the table while Luigi tosses the trout back to the Ratigator, telling him to get rid of it.

After Mrs. Periwinkle enters the basement, she asks Luigi where Kenneth is. Luigi tells her that he is not around, and when Mrs. Periwinkles questions where Kenneth really is, he remarks that Kenneth swam away. Mrs. Periwinkle argues that Kenneth would never leave home, stating that he has three squares a day, a roof over his fin, and all the H₂O he can drink. Luigi then gives up and confesses that something happened when Mario fed Kenneth his lunch, and tells Mario to get up from under the table. As Mario tries to approach Mrs. Periwinkle, she yells at him, asking if something has happened to Kenneth.

Before Mario can answer, he hears the Ratagator growling from the grate. Mario then tells Mrs. Periwinkle that Kenneth missed her; he goes over to the Ratagator, picks up Kenneth's bowl (which now has a new goldfish in it), and hands it to Mrs. Periwinkle. Mrs. Periwinkle is thrilled to have Kenneth back, and tells him that she will give him a warm bath when they get home. Mrs. Periwinkle offers to pay Mario for looking after Kenneth, but he denies her offer, telling her that looking after Kenneth was his treat. Touched by Mario's generosity, Mrs. Periwinkle tells him that she will tell all her friends to call him if they even need a fishsitter. As Mrs. Periwinkle leaves, Luigi starts blurting out the new fish-sitting rates that he and Mario are going to start using.

Gallery[edit]

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  Title card

Characters[edit]

• Mario
• Luigi
• Mrs. Periwinkle
• Kenneth
• Ratagator

Dub edits[edit]

• In the Latin American Spanish dub:
  • WhenLuigi asks ifMario would jump off theBrooklyn Bridge ifMrs. Periwinkle asked him to, the original has Mario explaining that he would, given that he has his nose plugs. In the dub, it is instead his life jacket.
  • Before dropping a meatball intoKenneth's fish bowl, the original has Mario telling Kenneth to not swallow it whole. In the dub, he instead says that he believes he will not swallow the meatball whole.
    • Shortly after dropping the meatball, in the original, Luigi suggests that Kenneth might be an Italian fish. In the dub, he feels sorry for Kenneth, foreshadowing his death at the start of the second half of the live-action segment.
    • Additionally, before he says this line, he suggests that Kenneth might want a fork, whereas the original has him moving his mouth without any audible dialogue.
  • At the beginning of the second half of the live-action segment, when seeing Kenneth dead in his fish bowl, the original has Luigi suggesting that they tell Mrs. Periwinkle that they tried to warn him not to float on his back. In the dub, Luigi instead suggests that they tell her that Kenneth is swimming face-up.
  • Throughout the segment, the dub merely refers to Kenneth as a fish, instead specifying him as a goldfish.
  • When the Ratagator gives Mario a trout, the latter comments that it is not even human in the original. In the dub, he mentions that it is dead.
    • The dub also has Luigi mentioning that they cannot bring the fish back to life, which is not present in the original.
  • When lying to Mrs. Periwinkle about what happened to Kenneth, the original has him explaining that he swam away from home. In the dub, he instead explains that he swam far away from home into the ocean.
  • When explaining the new fish-sitting rates he and Mario will be using, the original has Luigi giving the rates of $1.50 for a guppy, four dollars for a yellowtail, and six dollars for a tuna. In the dub, the rates are two dollars for a guppy, three dollars for a yellowtail, and six dollars for a tuna.

Names in other languages[edit]

Notes[edit]

• WhenRatagator goes back into the sewer, a cue card can be briefly seen in the lower-left corner being flipped.

References[edit]

• The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! live-action segments