Bowser's diary

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Princess Peach reading Bowser's diary in Paper Mario
Peach andTwink finding Bowser's diary.
“Oh no!I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be so embarrassing if somebody read that thing...”
—Bowser,Paper Mario

Bowser's diary is a book thatBowser expresses his feelings inPaper Mario. It can be found while playing asPrincess Peach after rescuing the firstStar Spirit,Eldstar. The diary is found in the room containing the secret passage to Peach's room. After Princess Peach sneaks out, she andTwink find this diary sitting on a desk. Twink reads the diary for Peach, revealing that Mario defeated theKoopa Bros. and rescued the firstStar Spirit, and then reveals the location of the secondStar Spirit. Suddenly, Bowser enters the room, realizing that he had left his diary out. After discovering that Peach has snuck out and was reading his diary, he becomes angry, and orders twoKoopatrols to take her away. After this, Bowser removes this diary, and it is not seen for the rest of the game.

Entries[edit]

  • Day: ○/○ Month: ☆
Sunny
Today I went toStar Haven and stole theStar Rod. Now I'm invincible! Cool! I also captured those sevenStar Spirits, so they won't annoy me anymore. It was a hard day's work and I'm feeling pretty bushed. Dinner was nice but a bit bland.
  • Day: ○/× Month: ☆
Cloudy then sunny
Today was great, diary! I usedmy castle to liftPeach's Castle way up into the sky! Then I barged into Peach's Castle and beat upMario! Yeah! Unbelievable, I know! So fun! And there's more! After that, I kidnappedPrincess Peach! I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
  • Day: ×/× Month: ☆
Sunny
Well, theKoopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupidStar Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save theStar Spirit being held inDry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins inDry Dry Desert. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.
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