- [Bugs and Wile E. are laying on a rock, with their heads opposite one another]
- Wile E. Coyote: Let me see now. It is obvious that this is no ordinary rabbit. Therefore, I must dream up a brilliant master strategy, ingenious, daring. Now, what if I lured him into a rock crusher?
- Bugs Bunny: Nah, nah, too complicated.
- Wile E. Coyote: Right, too complicated. But what if I built a Burmese tiger trap?
- Bugs Bunny: Hmm. Uh-uh, too much detail.
- Wile E. Coyote: Yeah, yeah, too much detail. Hmm. I've got it!
- Bugs Bunny: You have?
- Wile E. Coyote: Yes. Listen, you know what a sucker he is for carrots.
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, yeah.
- Wile E. Coyote: So what I do is, I fill some carrots full of dynamite. He eats 'em...
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, then what happens?
- Wile E. Coyote: He blows up.
- Bugs Bunny: [screaming] YAAAAAAAHHHH!
- [he startles Wile E., who flies up and then falls down]
- Bugs Bunny: That'd hurt.
- Wile E. Coyote: These are the tracks of the common western rabbit, rabbitus idioticus delicious, I believe that that's the scientific term. But my interest in this rabbit is hardly scientific.
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