“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
― Gabriel García Márquez

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman,Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.”
― Jess C. Scott,The Intern

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman

“Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.”
― Paulo Coelho,Eleven Minutes

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë,Jane Eyre

“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.”
― Roberto Bolano

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”
― Jack Kerouac,On the Road

“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.”
― Paulo Coelho

“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
― Gabriel García Márquez,Love in the Time of Cholera

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost,One Foot in the Grave

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
― Jess C Scott

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”
― Jess C. Scott,Wicked Lovely

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
― Groucho Marx

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
― Woody Allen

“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”
― Bernard Branson

“Lift your hips for me, love.”
― Tahereh Mafi,Ignite Me

“So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused.”
― Hermann Hesse,Siddhartha

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
― Woody Allen

“If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.”
― P.D. James,The Children of Men

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
― Jeaniene Frost,Destined for an Early Grave