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"Counting juntas" is a mental exercise that was invented byLvivske after he was attacked by an army of anonymous Serbian juntas on 15 April 2014.[1] Another attack, this time by an anonymous Russian junta, occurred on 8 June 2014.[2] Juntas are usually found in the hinterlands of the internet.[3] They sometimes make incursions into more respectable districts, as they did when they attacked Lvivske.
In most depictions ofthe activity, the practitioner envisions an endless series of identicaljuntas wearing greenish-black military uniforms that are jumping over a barricade, and then counts them as they do so.[4][5] The idea of the exercise is to relax the mind before encountering with editors thatvandalize,troll or otherwise harm the encyclopedia.
