The smart yard is finally here.
Google Gnome is like having a tiny, little meteorologist at your beck and call. Ask Gnome all kinds of questions, like: "what’s the difference between cirrocumulus and cumulonimbus clouds", "why is humidity the worst", and, for windswept hair in summertime photo shoots, "which way is the wind blowing"?
Google Gnome is designed to work hard and play hard, with entertainment for humans and dogs alike. It can play music in the garden, Marco Polo in the pool, and hide and seek in the yard. It can even play fetch by throwing squeaks thither and hither via 3-D sound, offering hours of fun in the sun.
Google Gnome comes programmed with the ability to take charge of your backyard tools. Go hands-free with your pressure washer, leaf blower, tiller, and more. Its cutting edge riding lawnmower integration features a proprietary autopilot mode, allowing you to kick back and ride shotgun on days when you just can’t even.
Google Gnome manages yard tasks like a pro. When mosquitoes start biting, it can add bug spray to your shopping list. It can tell you how to prune your silver maple. It can even remind you to take time for yourself, because what better way to disconnect than to have your connected device alert you to literally stop and smell the roses?
Raign Gear
Accessorize Gnome with gear to protect against the elements.
The Abominable Gnomeman
Keep Gnome cozy in a cover from the hiver collection.
H2GnOme
Gnome can’t swim but with this dino floatie, it can look the part.
Raign Gear
Accessorize Gnome with gear to protect against the elements.
The Abominable Gnomeman
Keep Gnome cozy in a cover from the hiver collection.
H2GnOme
Gnome can’t swim but with this dino floatie, it can look the part.
My Lil’ Gnomey
Get Gnome a buddy, because friends make everything better.
Gnest
Outfit Gnome with the bird bath attachment for an instant backyard bird sanctuary.
Happy Camper
Bring Gnome to the great outdoors with this specially made camp chair.
My Lil’ Gnomey
Get Gnome a buddy, because friends make everything better.
Gnest
Outfit Gnome with the bird bath attachment for an instant backyard bird sanctuary.
Happy Camper
Bring Gnome to the great outdoors with this specially made camp chair.
Google Gnomes are real, but only in our hearts — for now. Happy April Fools’!