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The worst game. | |||||||||||||
| "The Waiting Game" | |||||||||||||
| Publisher | IDW Publishing | ||||||||||||
| First published | May 1,2013 | ||||||||||||
| Cover date | May 2013 | ||||||||||||
| Written by | James Roberts | ||||||||||||
| Art by | Agustin Padilla | ||||||||||||
| Colors by | Joana Lafuente | ||||||||||||
| Letters by | Shawn Lee | ||||||||||||
| Editor | John Barber | ||||||||||||
| Assistant editor | Thomas Boeing | ||||||||||||
| Continuity | 2005 IDW continuity | ||||||||||||
| Chronology | 2012, between "How Ratchet Got His Hands Back" and "Interiors" | ||||||||||||
Stranded on an alien planet with Swerve, Sunstreaker, Perceptor, and Bob, Hoist learns he has nothing to fear but fear itself. And Swerve's big mouth.
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Hoist,Swerve, andPerceptor weresupposed to be going on a routine mission to scavenge what they could from a desertedDecepticon outpost, but things took a turn for the worse whenSunstreaker and his petBob decided to join them. While piloting the craft, the vain Sunstreaker was distracted by his own reflection in the radar screen and wound up crashing the ship. With Perceptor's legs melted to the ceiling by the overloading heat coils (well, the floor, actually, since the ship winds up upside-down), Hoist sets out to do a little reconnaissance, only to suddenly be attacked by one of the worst 'bots imaginable:Tarn of theDecepticon Justice Division. Hoist flees back to the ship and activates its cloaking field, hiding them from view, but the effects will only last six hours before their energy reserves dry up, and theLost Light isn't answering their calls for help.
Swerve fills the time by talking, and talking, and talking some more. He lists his greatest fears, besides Tarn and the DJD, (Megatron,Overlord,Sixshot,Shockwave, and ahypothetical combination of all four), asks questions about Bob and his origins, and just generally bickers with a very grumpy Sunstreaker. After four hours, Sunstreaker angrily suggests he try turning his insult comedy on Hoist instead, but Swerve finds no potential for humor in the exceedingly ordinary maintenance 'bot. An hour later, conversation shifts to near-death experiences, and Swerve manages to annoy Hoist enough into talking about one of his: a time millions of years ago when his ship crashed in theRust Spot after acollision with another vessel, and he was the only survivor, stranded alone in those desolate wastes. To illustrate his story, Hoist tosses a pipe to the ground, but when he bends to pick it up, he spots a gaping wound in Swerve's side that the little 'bot has kept a secret, distracting everyone from it with his endless chatter. Realizing that the injury will be fatal if Swerve does not get treatment soon, Hoist and Sunstreaker resolve to take on Tarn in hopes of appropriating his ship and getting off the planet.
Loading themselves up with an assortment of weaponry that the engineer has quickly built, Hoist and Sunstreaker venture out and split up to search. Sunstreaker, mired in self-loathing, is caught unawares by Tarn and quickly taken down, but when Hoist rushes to his aid he discovers not the DJD leader, but Megatron, Overlord, Sixshot, and Shockwave, who all promptly combine into agargantuan robot! Hoist's crossbow proves ineffective against the giant, but just as it is about to stomp on him, it simply fades away to nothing. Realizing that something is very wrong, Hoist races back to the ship, where Swerve has passed out. Listening to the details of his story, Perceptor realises that the planet is protected by aphobia shield, a defense mechanism created by theGalactic Council to ward off Cybertronian incursions that creates tangible illusions out of fears plucked from the minds of those that stray into its area of effect. When Swerve lost consciousness, the illusions the shield was creating based on his fears ceased to be, but as the ship suddenly shakes, the pair realise that the shield was locked onto someone else's mind... Bob's! Hoist drags his friends out of the ship seconds before the titanic foot of an illusoryMetroplex crushes it to powder, and chases after a fleeing Bob, leaping a chasm. Just as Perceptor is thanking him, Hoist coldcocks the scientist to prevent the shield from reading his mind, then does the same to Bob, causing Metroplex to fade away just in time. And so, Hoist is the only one left for the shield to lock on to, and his worst fear comes true around him... the fear of being stranded alone, in those desolate wastes...
(Characters initalic text appear only in flashbacks, fantasies, and/or phobia shield illusions.)
(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)
| Autobots | Decepticons |
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"For your information, apart from Tarn and the D.J.D., I'm scared of—(one, two, three four...)—five things in this life:One, Megatron. (Obviously.)Two, Overlord.Three, Sixshot.Four, Shockwave. Andfive, somenightmare combination of Megatron, Overlord, Sixshot and Shockwave."
"They can'tcombine...!"
"Matter of time. Decepticons areobsessed with combining. Put two of 'em in a room and within seconds one will be standing on the other's shoulders.Fact."
"I wouldn't mind all thechatter but half the time it's dig, dig, dig, have a go at Sunstreaker. Why not pick on—onHoist for a change?!"
"Hoist? Nah."
"Why? Why not?"
"Look at the guy! I've got nothing to work with! If someone said to me, 'That Hoist, what's helike?' I'd say 'He's green.' And if they said, 'No, but what's hereally like?' I'd say, 'He's green and he's got a tow line.'"
"You know why you can't get ahandle on me? Because I'm anordinary person. I'mnormal. I'm just a mid-rankingmaintenance engineer who takes each day as it comes. I'm not particularly chatty, handsome or clever, but you know what? I get by. Imanage. So don'tdismiss me just because—unlike all your pals on theLost Light—my personality isn't the product of acrippling psychological disorder."
"Overmegasixwave is a bit of a mouthful. How about we just go forugly?"
"I'm thinking.... that this planet is protected by aphobia shield."
"A phobia shield!Brilliant! ExceptI don't know what one of those is...!"
As withMore than Meets the Eye, writer James Roberts offered up a "soundtrack" for this issue on theIDW Publishing forum.
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