• ""Yo squiddo! Good to see you here in Shrimp Kicks!"...Is what I WOULD be saying if you weren't so UN-FRESH. For reals dude, do you even battle? You gotta have that Level 4 freshness before I can help you. Sorry, them's the rules! You know how to up your level, right? Just go to the lobby and do some regular battles! You got this!" - When a player below Level 4 enters the shop.
• "What's good, squiddo? Glad to see you here in Shrimp Kicks! You're looking pretty slick there! Somebody's been battling, am I right? Just so you know, all the stuff I'm selling comes with abilities attached, no extra charge! If you don't know about abilities, just press and check out the manual. Ya heard?" - When a player at Level 4 or higher enters the shop for the first time.
• "Yo, I swear you're fresher every time I see you. Itchin' for some new kicks? Take a look!" - When the player enters the shop upon reaching Level 5.
• "Whoa there, squiddo. You are waaaaay too offline right now. Talk to me after you get your internet on." - When the player is offline.
• "What up, squiddo?!" - When the player enters the shop.
• "You gonna buy it?" - When the player selects a pair of shoes.
• "You equipping it?" - When the player purchases a pair of shoes.
• "Nice doin' business with ya! Tap Equip on to switch your gear, aight?" - After the player chooses whether to equip a new pair of shoes.
• "Don't trip, squiddo! You already got those kicks!" - When the player tries to purchase shoes they already own.
• "You're a little short on cash, squiddo." - When the player does not have enough Cash.
• "What up, squiddo? Nice seeing you here in Shrimp Kicks! OK, like... WOW. Just, wow. You took this fresh stuff to a whole 'nother level. I just... can't even." - When a player at Level 20 or higher enters the shop for the first time.

• "Hey there, squiddo! Good to see you here in Shrimp Kicks! ...Is what I WOULD be saying, if you weren't so un-FRESH. For reals, dude, do you even battle? You gotta have that Level 4 freshness before I can help you. Sorry, but them's the rules! You know how to up your level, right? Just go to theLobby and do someTurf Wars! No biggie!" - When a player below Level 4 enters the shop.
• "Hey there, squiddo! Good to see you here in Shrimp Kicks! And you are looking kinda slick there! You've been battling, am I right? Lemme see what I can do you for. Just so you know, all the stuff I'm selling comes with sweetabilities attached, no extra change! If you don't know about abilities, just press [home] and check out the manual. Got that, squiddo?" - When a player at Level 4 or higher enters the shop for the first time.

When a player below Level 4 enters the shop:

• 「エビスシューズに いらっしゃ～い！ ……ってアレアレ？ キミ、まだイカしてないじゃん！ もうちょっと アゲてから来てね アゲてからね！ ランク4まで アゲアゲで来てくれれば ちょっとはイカしてる ってカンジじゃん？ アゲるには アレね、ロビーに行ってから ナワバリバトルね！ ちょっとバトれば すぐ アガるからね」

(Welcome to Shrimp Kicks! ……Well, what? You're still not fresh! Come again after you get more oomph, oomph! If you come again after you get upon level 4, you'd be little fresh, huh? What you'll do about getting your level up is, entering the lobby and the Turf War! You'll soon get up as you battle a bit.)

When a player at Level 4 or higher enters the store for the first time:

• 「エビスシューズに いらっしゃ〜い！ お！ ちょっとイカしてんじゃん！ ウチのクツ はいたら、さらにアゲアゲ！ それぞれのギアには バトルでテンションアゲアゲのギアパワーがついてるし くわしくは、を押して 「？」説明書を 確認って感じでヨロシク〜！」

(Welcome to Shrimp Kicks! Oh! You're pretty fresh, huh? Well, my shoes'll be givin' you even more oomph than you already got! They've all got abilities to put you at the top of your game during battle. Just press and hit that 「？」, it'll tell you all about 'em. Peace!)

When the player selects a piece of clothing:

• 「それ、買ってっちゃう？」

(You feelin' that?)

When the player purchases a piece of clothing:

• 「そうびしてっちゃう？」

(Wanna equip it?)

After the player chooses whether to equip a new piece of clothing:

• 「ど〜も〜 ギアを変えるならのカスタマイズをタッチでアゲアゲ！」

(Yo thanks! If you wanna change up your gear, press that sweet little "customize" on!)

When the player does not have enoughCash:

• 「おカネ、足りないじゃん！」

(You don't got enough money!)

• "What's kraken?!" - When the player goes to the truck.
• "What'll it be?" - While the player selects an item.
• "No ticket, no order! Sorry, I don't make the rules. Actually, that's a lie, but you still gotta have a ticket." - When the player selects an item but does not have the desired ticket.
• "Fry this up?" - After the player has selected an item.
• "Peace!" - When the player is about to leave.
• "Woah there! You still got effects going from your last meal! If I fry up somethin' else for ya, you'll lose your current effect and get a new one instead. Is that cool?" -When the player selects an item but still has active effects.

Prior to theversion 3.1.0 update:

• "What's kraken, squiddo?" - When the player goes to the truck.
• "Peace, squiddo!" - When the player is about to leave.

When talking to Crusty Sean for the first time:

• "Alles blits, gup? Welkom bij Pelles Octobus! Geniet hier van een hapje of drankje om extra ervaring en geld te verdienen tijdens gevechten! Het enige wat ik daarvoor van jou wil, zijn coupons. Dus, wat mag het zijn?"

(Everything all right, gup? Welcome to the Crust Bucket! Enjoy a snack or drink here to earn extra experience and money during battles! All I want from you for that is tickets. So, what will it be?)

When talking to Crusty Sean:

• "Alles blits, gup?"

(Everything all right, gup?)

While selecting food and drink:

• "Wat zal het zijn?"

(What will it be?)

While ordering:

• "Deze, dus?"

(This one, then?)

After ordering or leaving:

• "Tot kijk, gup!"

(See you later, gup!)

When the player has no tickets:

• "Zonder coupon geen bediening! Sorry, maar ik maak de regels niet. Nou ja, eigenlijk wel, maar ik moet echt eerst een coupon zien."

(Without a ticket, no service! Sorry, but I don't make the rules. Well, actually I do, but I really need to see a ticket first.)