After the player arrives at Central Station

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Well, we found a way out… Sort of… Uh…

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Where the heck are we? This place gives me the willies... Got any crabby cakes?

After the player talks to the Telephone

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Applicant 10,008, eh? That's a beakful. I think I'll just call youAgent 8. This "promised land" must be the surface. I wonder how deep underground we are… There's no time to waste! C'mon, Agent 8! Grab those newdealie-dos and get moving!

Cap'n Cuttlefish

All right—let's find these thangs! I can't wait to find these four thangs and see what all the fuss is about!

After claiming the first thang:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

So this is one of thefour thangs, eh? These thangs are as weird as this place, but we gotta get out of here somehow… Let's hurry up and findthree more! I'm counting on you, Agent 8.

After claiming the second thang:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Hmm… So thefour thangs come in different shapes and sizes…

After claiming the third thang:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Wonder why we haven't found Agent 3 yet… Should I put up a "Missing Agent" poster? Good idea! Gimme a second… How's this? Nailed it, right?

After selecting "That's not it…":

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Hrm… Well then, how about this?!

After selecting "Lookin' good!" or "That's it!":

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Let's see… What were some of Agent 3's other features?

After selecting skin tone:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Hmm, you know, you might be right… Anything else you remember?

After selecting eye color:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

And at the bottom… "Have you seen thisgirl/boy?"

After selecting "No doubt!":

Cap'n Cuttlefish

OK… I'm all done! Should be easier to notice if I put it here.

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Home sweet home - here we come!

Cap'n Cuttlefish

HEY! What did that thing say?! You let us out of here, you stupid phone!

After Agent 3 smashes through the ceiling and destroys the blender:

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Holy mackerel - we made it?!

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Agent 3?! Is that really you? Where have you been?!

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Ah, fish sticks! This ain't good. Agent 3 is out cold… Hey! What's that?

Cap'n Cuttlefish

Are you squiddin' me?! I knew you'd come through for us, Agent 3!

Cap'n Cuttlefish

I should wait here until Agent 3 wakes up. No squids left behind! You go on ahead.

After the player arrives at Central Station and talks to the Telephone:

Telephone

[SEARCHING FOR USER ID…] [USER 10008 CONFIRMED] Greetings, 10,008. Your current location is:Deepsea Metro Central Station. My primary function is to facilitate your journey to thepromised land. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Telephone

[ASSESSING COMMUNICATION EFFICIENCY…] [EFFICIENCY: 12.42%] [ENABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] What is crackalacking, home skillet? Let us bounce to thepromised land fo sho. I am bout it bout it, so listen while I [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] you the facts. You have spent your entire life in the dark. Your eyes closed to the new hotness that awaits. Thepromised land. A utopia of light beyond your wildest dreams. It is all that and a bag of cool beans.

Telephone

I will take you to thepromised land now. NOT! HA HA HA. Psyche out. Only cats who have proven themselves can [ERROR] thepromised land. Do you dig, dog? There have been 10,007 applicants so far, which makes you applicant 10,008. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. Good luck and [SLANG_NOT_FOUND].

Telephone

This is Deepsea Metro Central Station, the realio dealio central hub of the facility. Here is yourCQ-80 andCQ card. They are so bad. Guard them with your lizzife, because if you lose them, you will be [ERROR]. Now come on ride the train. Outie 5000.

After claiming the first thang:

Telephone

You are da bomb fo rizzle! You got thefirst thang! Find allfour and you will [ERROR] the promised land. Keep on keeping on!

After claiming the second thang:

Telephone

Slammin'! You have found thesecond thang! That ishalf of them. You are one bad mama jama… Rock on!

After claiming the third thang:

Telephone

Mad props, my dogg! You have found thethird thang! There isone more to find. The promised land awaits. Do not [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] yourself.

After claiming the final thang:

Telephone

WHOOMP - THERE IT IS! You have found thefinal thang! I am, like, totes impressed. I was not sure you had the [ERROR] to pull it off! I will now guide you to thepromised land. Let us bounce to the ounce.

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

Telephone

Are you ready to visit thepromised land?

After selecting "Let's go!":

After selecting "For sure!":

Telephone

Thepromised land awaits. Are you ready to join something bigger than yourself?

After selecting "OK!":

Telephone

Congratulations, number 10,008! The door to thepromised land will now open!

After combining the thangs:

Telephone

Please, step right inside! Here we go! Do not be shy!

Telephone

INGREDIENT ACQUISITION COMPLETE…REFORMATTING MATTER…

After claiming the second thang:

Marina

They look like parts of something… I can't quite ascertain what, though.

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

Marina

W-wait a second! Is it just me, or… Uh… Does that kinda look exactly like a blender?!

Marina

I'm… trying… None of my hacks are working… I can't get in! I'm going to activate the distress signal on Agent 8's CQ-80. Cross your fingers!

After Agent 3 smashes through the ceiling and destroys the blender:

Marina

Sweet! The distress signal worked!

Marina

No way! This is who you've been looking for?!

Marina

Oh, wow… I think that might be an employee-model CQ-80.

Marina

Gimme a second here. I'll see if I can access it… Jackpot! I think these are blueprints to the entire Kamabo Co.'s test facility! Agent 8! Cap'n Cuttlefish! I think we can use these to get you guys outta there!

Marina

For starters, it looks like you'll want to head up through that hole Agent 3 made.

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

Pearl

WHOA WHOA WHOA YEAH HOLD UP! This just got seriously sketchy!

Pearl

Marina! They're gonna get smoothied! YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

After Agent 3 smashes through the ceiling and destroys the blender:

Pearl

BOOYAH! Man, that was way too close…

Pearl

Whoa!

After arriving at Central Station:

• "Fjoe… Daar zijn we weg. Maar nu weten we… …nog niet waar we zijn."

(Phew… We're out of there. But now we still don't know… …where we are.)

After talking to the Telephone:

• "Jij bent nummer 10.008, hè? Dat is een hele bek vol. Zal ik je gewoonagent 8 noemen? Het beloofde land is vol licht, hè? Dat klinkt als de wereld aan de oppervlakte! Kom op, agent 8, grijp datnieuwe apparaat en jekaart. Er is geen tijd te verliezen!"

(You are number 10,008, aren't you? That's quite a beakful. Shall I just call youAgent 8? The promised land is full of light, isn't it? That sounds like the world on the surface! Come on, Agent 8, grab thatnew device and yourcard. There's no time to waste!)

When talking to the Captain:

• "Op welke vreemde kust zijn we nu toch aangespoeld?"

(What strange shore are we washed up on anyway?)

• "Het lijkt hier wel een ander land…"

(It seems like another country here…)

• "Ik had viskoekjes mee moeten nemen…"

(I should have brought fish cakes…)

After the player arrives at Central Station and talks to the Telephone:

• "(De belgegevens worden achterhaald…) (De belgegevens worden achterhaald…)"

((The call data are being tracked down…) (The call data are being tracked down…))

• "Goedemorgen, nummer 10.008! Welkom opstation Diepzee Centraal! Ik zal je begeleiden op je reis naar hetbeloofde land! Het is mij een genoegen! Nog even ter bevestiging… Klopt het dat je hier bent om af te reizen naar hetbeloofde land?"

(Good morning, number 10,008! Welcome toDeepsea Central station! I will guide you on your journey to thepromised land! It is my pleasure! Just to confirm… Is it true that you are here to travel to thepromised land?)

• "…"

(…)

• "Je lijkt enigszins verward… Dat is geen enkel probleem! Laat mij je een korte uitleg geven. Aangezien je hier beneden bent, heb je vast weleens gehoord van hetbeloofde land. Een tuin vol licht… Vol met alles waar de diepzeebewoners van dromen… En je valt met je neus in de boter, want je mag nu naar hetbeloofde land reizen! Er zijn tot nu toe 10.007 gelukkigen geweest, dus jij bent nummer 10.008. Dit is een unieke kans om iets van je leven te maken! Dus nogmaals welkom in Diepzee Centraal, het startpunt van je reis."

(You seem somewhat confused… That's no problem at all! Let me give you a brief explanation. Seeing you're down here, you surely heard of thepromised land. A garden full of light… Full of everything the descendants of the deep dream of… And you're in luck^[a], because now you get to travel to thepromised land! There have been 10,007 lucky ones so far, so you are number 10,008. This is a unique opportunity to make something of your life! So once again welcome to Deepsea Central, the starting point of your journey.)

• "Alsjeblieft. Dit zijn jeKomco en jeKomco-kaart. Je hebt ze allebei nodig, dus zorg dat je ze niet kwijtraakt! Zo… Tijd om in te stappen en te vertrekken!"

(Here you go. This are yourCQ-80 and yourCQ Card. You need them both, so make sure you don't lose them! So… Time to get in and to depart!)

After claiming the first thang:

• "Gefeliciteerd! Je hebt het eersteding gevonden! Verzamel ze alle vier om naar het beloofde land te gaan! Blijf zoeken!"

(Congratulations! You have found the firstthang! Collect all four to go to the promised land! Keep searching!)

After claiming the second thang:

• "Gefeliciteerd! Je hebt het tweededing gevonden! Je hebt dehelft al gevonden! Werkelijk een prachtig exemplaar. Ga zo door!"

(Congratulations! You have found the secondthang! You have foundhalf of them! Truly a magnificent specimen. Keep it up!)

After claiming the third thang:

• "Gefeliciteerd! Je hebt het derdeding gevonden! Als je er nogeentje vindt, kun je naar het beloofde land! Ik geloof in je!"

(Congratulations! You have found the thirdthang! When you find anotherone, you can go to the promised land! I believe in you!)

After claiming the final thang:

• "Gefeliciteerd! Je hebt het laatsteding gevonden! Jeetje! Ik moet eerlijk zeggen dat ik niet wist of het je wel zou lukken!"

(Congratulations! You have found the lastthang! Oh dear! I have to honestly say that I didn't know if you would be able to do it!)

• "Goed, ik zal je naar hetbeloofde land leiden! Hierheen, alsjeblieft!"

(Right, I will guide you to thepromised land! This way, please!)

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

• "Gefeliciteerd, nummer 10.008! De poort naar hetbeloofde land wordt nu geopend! Ga maar naar binnen! Toe dan! Niet zo verlegen!"

(Congratulations, number 10,008! The gate to thepromised land is being opened now! Go right inside! On you go! Don't be shy!)

• "Verzamelen van materiaal voltooid…Pastaproductie wordt gestart…"

(Collecting of material completed…Paste production will be started…)

After the player arrives at Central Station and talks to the Telephone:

• "[IDENTIFICANDO AL USUARIO] [USUARIO IDENTIFICADO: 10008]"
  ([IDENTIFYING USER] [USER IDENTIFIED: 10008])
• "Bienvenid@, 10 008. Tu ubicación actual es: Estación central del Metro abisal"
  (Welcome^[b], 10,008. Your current location is: Deepsea Metro Central Station)
• "Mi función primordial es facilitar tu viaje hacia elparaíso soñado. Mucho gusto."
  (My primary function is to facilitate your journey to thepromised land. Nice to meet you.)
• "[CALCULANDO EFICIENCIA DE COMUNICACIÓN…] [EFICIENCIA: 12.42%] [CARGANDO MODULO: JERGA JUVENIL]"
  ([CALCULATING EFFICACY OF COMMUNICATION…] [EFFICACY: 12.42%] [LOADING MODULE: JUVENILE JARGON])
• "¿Qué hubo, mi cuate y/o cuata? ¿Te latiría ir alparaíso soñado?"
  (What's happening, my dude and/or dudette? You dying to go to thepromised land?)
• "Es evidente que no sabes ni qué onda. Por lo tanto, te platicare. ¡Chécalo!"
  (Evidently, you don't know what's the rage. So, I'll blab about it. Check it!)
• "Llevas un buen sumergid@ en la oscuridad. Desconoces lo que está en la onda."
  ''(You've been well submerged in the darkness. You don't know what's all the rage.)
• "¡Elparaíso soñado! Una utopía bien chévere y rebosante de luz. ¡La neta!"
  (Thepromised land! A utopia that's fresh and brimming with light. The real deal!)
• "Ahorita te llevo a esteparaíso soñado. JA JA JA. Caíste.
  (I'm going to take you to thispromised land right now. HA HA HA. Gotcha.)
• "Solo los chavos y/o chavas que [ERROR] su destreza llegarán alparaíso soñado.
  (Only the guys and/or gals that [ERROR] their skill shall arrive at thepromised land.)
• "¡Pero no te esponjes!"
  (But don't get your knickers in a bunch!^[c])
• "Hasta ahora se han apuntado 10 007 participantes. ¡Contigo podrían ser 10 008!"
  (As of now, 10,007 other participants have joined. With you, it could be 10,008!)
• "¡Será una experiencia [ADJETIVO_COLOQUIAL] que cambiará tu vida para siempre!"
  (It'll be a [COLLOQUIAL_ADJECTIVE] that'll change your life forever.)
• "El punto de partida para viajar hacia elparaíso soñado es esta estación central."
  (The starting point to travel to thepromised land is this central station.)
• "Para empezar, te entrego unPP-80 y unpase P.P.
  (To start, I'll give you aCQ-80 and aCQ Card.)
• "Los vas a usar constantemente. Procura no perderlos o estarás [ERROR]."
  (You're going to be using them constantly. Make sure not to lose them or you'll be [ERROR].)
• "Si dispones de una superficie reflectante… ¡Ahí te ves!"
  (If you have a reflective surface on hand… you'll see yourself on there!^[d])

After claiming the first thang:

• "¡Órale, compadre y/o comadre! ¡Conseguiste el primero de lostrastos!"
  Yooo, my man and/or woman! You got the first of thethangs!)
• "Si reúnes loscuatro, podrán [ERROR] al paraíso soñado. ¡Busca los que faltan!"
  (If you reunite allfour, you'll [ERROR] the promised land. Search for the ones you have left!)

After claiming the second thang:

• "¡[SALUDO_COLOQUIAL]! ¡Conseguite el segundotrasto!"
  [COLLOQUIAL_GREETING]! You got the secondthang!)
• "¡Ya tienes la mitad de lostrastos en tu poder! ¡Sigue buscando los que faltan!"
  (You got half of thethangs in your posession! Keep searching for what's left!)

After claiming the third thang:

• "¡Cómo crees! ¿La neta pudiste localizar el tercertrasto? ¡[ERROR_DE_MODISMO]!"
  (Shut the front door! You were able to locate the thirdthang for real? [SLANG_ERROR]!)
• "Elparaíso soñado les espera. ¡Solo hay que encontrar el último trasto!"
  (Thepromised land awaits you. You just gotta find the last thang!)

After claiming the final thang:

• "¡Llegaron ya para triunfar! ¡Veo que conseguite el últimotrasto!"
  (You're in it to win it! I see that you got the lastthang!)
• "No sabía yo si tenías los [ERROR] para lograrlo."
  (I didn't know if you had the [ERROR]s to do it.)
• "Ahora… ¡Vengan a conocer elparaíso soñado!"
  (Now… Come and see thepromised land!)

When talking to the Telephone after collecting all the thangs and choosing to enter the promised land:

• "¿Quieres ir alparaíso soñado?"
  (Do you want to see thepromised land?)
• "¿Seguro que quieres ir a… OTRA DIMENSIÓN?"
  (Are you sure you want to go to… ANOTHER DIMENSION?)
• "¿Segurísimo de verdad que quieres ir alparaíso soñado?"
  (Are you really, surely sure that you want to go to thepromised land?)
• "¡Felicidades, Número 10 008! ¡Las puertas delparaíso soñado se abren para ustedes!"
  (Congratulations, Number 10,008! The gates to thepromised land are opening for you!)
• "¡Vamos! ¡Pasen! ¡Que no les dé vergüenza!"
  (Let's go! Come on in! Don't be shy!)
• "ADQUISICIÓN DE INGREDIENTES COMPLETADA.INICIANDO PASTIFICACIÓN…"
  (ACQUISITION OF INGREDIENTS COMPLETE.COMMENCING PASTE-IFICATION…)

1. ↑Uses the Dutch phrasemet je neus in de boter vallen ("to be in luck").
2. ↑In some circles, the "@" symbol is used to combine the feminine-a and the masculine-o endings of a word to be sure to refer to men and women.
3. ↑Esponjar ("to fluff up") comes from the wordesponja ("sponge"), but in this context means "don't get mad".
4. ↑This is a reference to the quirky parting phraseSi tienes tele, ahí te ves ("If you have TV, you'll see yourself there"), which is an extension on the phraseahí te ves ("see ya").