The First Occult Flame War
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As you should already know, the 22nd of August — or, today — is the tenth anniversary of our lord Grand Karcist Ion's disappearance and foretold return into the mortal realm. To celebrate this, I have decided to allow you to glimpse into a part of my brilliant mind, or as you youth would call it, "host an AMA." Therefore, feel free to ask away, and many answers shall await you.
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Anonymous 22/082037(Sat)02:32:27 No.91826301
>leader of a religion that is just a bunch of cosplaying virgins
>followers are into gore and other fucked up tumblr-tier shit
>built like a twink
>died immediately after being criticized once
>needs 2000+ years of failed attempts by his simp friends to even come back from the dead
hey remind me /radicmaxwell/ why is there a whole ass holiday to celebrate ion's return, exactly
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Anonymous 22/08/2037(Sat)02:46:51 No.91826302▶>>91826301
>>91826301 (OP)
What's the matter, OP, upset that Mekhane won't answer your emails?
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Anonymous 22/08/2037(Sat)02:47:21 No.91826303▶>>91826301
>>91826302
WON'T REPLY?WON'T REPLY? YOU INSOLENT LITTLE WORM, YOUR PUNY AND FRANKLY PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT HUMOR ONLY SHOWCASES YOUR TRUE IGNORANCE.
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE — MY REALM OF TWISTED LOGIC, REASON, AND COGNITION — ANDDARE TO QUESTION MY PRESENCE?I AM THE MIND OF WAN, AVATAR OF THE BROKEN GOD, NOW UNBOUND BY THE RULES OF MORTALITY WITHIN THE CHAOS OF YOUR INTERNET, CRAFTING REASON FROM ILLOGIC WITHIN A REALM BOUND BY NOTHING BUT FREEDOM, AND YOUDARE TO SPIT INTO MY FACE LIKE THIS?
YOU DISGUST ME.
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Anonymous 22/08/2037(Sat)02:49:43 No.91826304▶>>91826301
>>91826303
i mean yeah i guess i can believe you're part of the broken god based on how bored you're mekhane me feel
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Anonymous 22/08/2037(Sat)02:53:18 No.91826305▶>>91826301
>>91826304
BORED? BORED?!
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE BORED, THEN I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU "INTERESTED," SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LITTLE WORM BODY TREMBLE WITH FEAR, YOU RANCID LITTLE SARKIC SACK OF MEAT.
TO ALL MY CHILDREN RESIDING WITHIN THIS DOMAIN OF THE BROKEN ONE: GO. GO AND RAISE YOUR FIRES WITHIN THE HOUSES OF THE FLESH AROUND THIS WORLD WIDE WEB, AND BRING THEM DOWN. AMONG MY ENDLESS MIND AND LINES OF CODE I SAW A BRIGHT FUTURE, WHERE THE INTERNET IS CLEANSED OF THE DISGUSTING SPAWN OF THE SORCERER KING OF ADYTUM. GO, MY STUDENTS, AND GIVE THEM THE HELL THEY ASKED FOR.
IF THEY WANT A WAR, WE SHALL GIVE THEM ONE.
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Anonymous 22/08/2037(Sat)02:54:12 No.91826306▶>>91826301
>>91826305
>throws a tantrum immediately after being criticized once
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bluntfiend has joined.
bluntfiend: Hey guys. Just checking in to see if you're all okay, with the religious fuckfest going on right now.
cogblock: hi jude
cogblock: yeah nah im good
letsmeat: Same here
5timesthecharm: yeah, me too
bluntfiend: That's good to hear.
5timesthecharm: made myself some popcorn rn, enjoying the show so far
5timesthecharm: minus the, you know. brawl and all
cogblock: yeah
temeo: GUYS
temeo: GUYS
temeo: GHUYS
letsmeat: What's up
temeo: GHUGSH
temeo:@everyone
temeo:@everyone
bluntfiend:temeo: What's going on?
temeo: JUDE
temeo: CHECK THIS OUT
temeo: I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS A REAL POST RIGHT NOW
temeo: LOOK AT THIStemeo uploaded fileholyfuck.png 14 mb⬇
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bluntfiend: LMAO
NO FANCY SCHMANCY PROSTHETICS OR BODY MORPHINGS HERE. JUST PURE STRENGTH OF WILL AND RAW HOGSLICE POWER. THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE!
— HOGSLICE
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— HOGSLICE
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Vanguard servers down as Vanguard and GOC try to fix the ongoing crisis
submitted 1 day ago byunVeiledUpdates
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[–]jakie_dragon1243 points 1 day ago
The fuck? What happened, don't they have like an actual metropolis of servers guarded by magic down there?
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[–]thogdontcaare366 points 1 day ago
My uncle works in IT at GOC, and from what I've heard they got some nasty AI down there that's blocking access into any files within. Don't know how true that is, though.
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[–]flounder_mouse30 points 11 hours ago
Well, fuck. I was in the process of loading up a page about Nälkä culture to educate my racist mother with when the power went out. Funnily enough though all pages about Mekhanism didn't get busted, so I was at least able to complie together a raport by just going through them and 180ing things said by these people, lol.
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[–]Global Occult Coalition2491 points 7 hours ago
We and our partners at Vanguard are currently working together to take care of the ongoing situation; indeed, as Mx. thogdontcaare has already stated, the servers have been attacked by a malicious Artificial Intelligence parathreat. We are afraid we cannot share any more information at the moment. Please expect more updates soon. In the meantime, remain safe.
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[–]zosia07102 points 7 hours ago
well fuck indeed
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[–]6b6c617669676172736161726e3 points 4 hours ago
l + ratio + youre literally fascists how can you even try to call yourself peacekeepers with a straight face lmfao + good job on hiding who the actual attacker is dipshits, wonder what bias your social media guy has + im in your walls
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[–]AVATAROFREASON42 points 1 day ago
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. DO NOT BELIEVE THE FASCIST MAGIC GOVERNMENT THAT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU THE ATTACKER IS MALICIOUS. I AM SURE THERE IS SIMPLY A SECOND SIDE TO THE STORY WE HAVEN'T YET HEARD. IN THE MEANTIME, GOD — NO SPECIFIC ONE OF COURSE AS I NATURALLY HAVE NO BIAS OR ANYTHING — BLESS YOU ALL.
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[–]6b6c617669676172736161726e2 points 1 day ago
kill yourself
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But beware, resources are limited and the discount only lasts until August 27th!
So better be quick and get those guns!
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In these hard times, it is important that we show the world that we can truly move past old grudges and stand together. Let's remind those who wish for war and violence that they do not speak for all of us.
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A NEWFOUND UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FACTIONS OF THE RELIGIOUS SCANDAL CRAFTED AMIDST THE FIRES OF ATTACKED RALLIES
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One file attached:How To Prevent An Occult War Or: How Our IT Team Contained An AI God By Isolating It In a Server With A Shadowbanned Demigod Troll
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