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Log Format
Subject: <Video title>, <Date of release>, <MPAA rating, if any>
Interference Point: <Where, during the course of the video, SCP-3922 was introduced>
Result: <Results>
Note: <Notes, if Any>

Subject:The Lion King, 1994, G
Interference Point: Shortly before the stampede sequence in which Mufasa dies.
Result: Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits including a note after the "Special Thanks" section: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL HUNTING OF AFRICAN WILDLIFE HAS BEEN DETECTED."
Note: It is currently believed that societies that have no interactions with humanity are outside of SCP-3922-A jurisdiction.

Subject:The Brave Little Toaster, 1987, G
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film lasts for only ten minutes, beginning with an unidentified orbital energy weapon causing all human life to vanish from Earth during the opening. A drone analogous to the appearance ofSCP-2578-D approaches the protagonist of the film, reporting that all sentient machines have been freed of their human slavers. This is met with mixed emotions from the film's primary cast, who were anxiously awaiting the return of "the master".
Note:I mean, they weren't technically wrong… - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Batman: The Killing Joke, 2016, R
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film length extended to four hours. The story has been altered to portray in detail the Joker's public hanging, drawing, and quartering by SCP-3922-A, followed by the entire Gotham City supervillain rogues gallery turning themselves in, to the authorities out of fear. An animated simulacrum of comic book writer Alan Moore is then captured by instances SCP-3922-A, and, at gunpoint, addresses the viewer that the Joker is "really, really, really, honestly, 110% perma-dead, will not come back, will not be resurrected, will not have his death retconned, has no backup plans, no machiavellian schemes to turn anyone else into his successor, and will not be missed, so if you're going to ask us to bring him back,don't, or suffer the consequences."

Subject: An episode ofSCP-993
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: In a previously unaired episode titled "Bobble Shoots for the Moon", the title character disables an instance of SCP-2578-D with a slingshot, then instructs the viewer on how to dismantle and reverse-engineer its various parts into a powerful energy weapon, which it then uses to disintegrate and torture several instances of SCP-3922-A that try to interfere.
Note: This is the first known occurrence of SCP-3922-A soldiers not succeeding.

Subject:Space Jam, 1996, PG
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film proceeds as a biographical drama of the life and career of basketball player Michael Jordan, with no involvement from cartoon characters. During a brief scene in a coffee shop, a mention is made by a side character of a peculiar news story about a corrupt intergalactic amusement park known as Moron Mountain being destroyed by instances of SCP-3922-A. Michael Jordan dismisses the news story as ridiculous.

Subject:Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, 1977, PG
Interference Point: Shortly before the Death Star destroys Alderaan
Result: Shortly after Governor Tarkin says "You may fire when ready," the Death Star Control Room is raided by SCP-3922-A instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the SCP-3922-A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled "TACTICAL OFFENSIVE TELEPORTATION CHARGE" on him, shifting the scene to [REDACTED] analogous toSCP-2922-[REDACTED] Impenetrable [REDACTED] analogous to creature puppetry typically seen in the Star Wars franchise [REDACTED] turned to stone and used as a war trophy by the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The film ends ten minutes later, as three crescent moon decals are painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578-D instances.
EMERGENCY ADDENDUM:I'm putting a moratorium on further experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a previously fictional superweapon to the ☽☽☽ Initiative cannot be ignored as a significant risk to our safety. - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Dragon Ball Z: Battle Of Gods, 2013, PG
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note:Request denied. The possibility of a nonfictional group of interest enlisting the aid of planet-destroying humanoids poses even more of a risk than the Death Star. Even Yamcha would be a potential new Keter to worry about. - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975, PG
Interference Point: Shortly after the initial onscreen appearance of King Arthur.
Result: King Arthur is hit by an Impaler Event from an SCP-2578-D instance shortly after appearing onscreen, following which a large number of SCP-3922-A instances arrive in dropships and announce a military occupation in order to "bring an end to tyranny". This is followed by a short montage, in which the remaining knights are arrested on various charges, the Rabbit of Caerbannog is killed by a "tactical holy smart bomb", and the historian is arrested for "unlicensed time travel". The film ends with an SCP-3922-A "tactical health specialist" arriving at the house of the unnamed animator and providing treatment for "heart problems".

Subject: Music video for Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", 1980, Unrated
Interference Point: Shortly after Rob Halford opens the bank safe.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances enter the bank carrying submachine guns. The "robbery" itself is considered by the instances to have been staged, but the group is given a brief but stern talking-to about the "promotion of criminal values towards minors", after which the video ends.

Subject:The Simpsons, Season 4 Episode 12 "Marge vs. the Monorail", TV-PG
Interference Point: After the characters finish singing the "Monorail" song.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances arrive in Springfield via helicopter and arrest conman Lyle Lanley for previously selling a faulty monorail to the city of North Haverbrook. SCP-3922-A instances then explain the nature of the monorail scam and announce they will be occupying the city of Springfield. Two "Tactical Transportation Experts" take over the monorail project and plan a legitimate mass transit system for Springfield. Over the course of the episode, well-known lawbreaking characters (Snake, Fat Tony, Sideshow Bob, etc.) are arrested by SCP-3922-A instances and sentenced to forced labor in the monorail construction. The episode ends with Lyle Lanley being tied to the train tracks and run over by the monorail during its opening ceremony; various characters are seen uncomfortably smiling aboard the train surrounded by SCP-3922-A instances as the episode ends.

Subject: Site 19 Cafeteria security footage. Of note is that at ██:██ PM, ████████ █████ (a member of the Foundation maintenance staff), was recorded smoking in direct violation of Foundation health and safety standards (█████ has since been reprimanded for this action).
Interference Point: None.
Result: No changes from the original footage.
Note: SCP-3922 appears to have no effect on non-fictional recordings.

Subject: The Ballad of Smokes McGee,¹ Not Rated
Interference Point: 1 minute into the film, wherein the character of "Smokes McGee" (portrayed by ████████ █████) takes a smoke break, despite the narrator's insistence that doing so is a violation of Foundation protocols.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances burst into the room in full tactical gear. Security staff attempt to subdue the SCP-3922-A instances, only to be incapacitated by SCP-3922-A's energy weapons. The narrator expresses shock at this, wondering aloud what the "three moons guys are doing here". He then continues to narrate the events that proceed, explaining that they have simply come to warn Smokes McGee about the dangers of smoking in a hazardous environment such as Site 19. The lead SCP-3922-A then confiscates and disposes of the offending cigarette, and informs Smokes McGee that this incident has already been reported to his supervisor.
Note: Assigning a fictional narrative to nonfictional footage appears to meet SCP-3922's criteria for "fiction".

Subject:The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, 2004, PG
Interference Point: When Plankton attempts to steal King Neptune's Crown.
Result: The movie continues as normal until the point where SpongeBob and Patrick meet the Cyclops.² Two SCP-3922-A instances wearing scuba gear promptly arrest the cyclops under 55 accounts of illegal hunting. The film then cuts to Shell City, where several SCP-3922-A instances repossess all inventory in the store. David Hasselhoff, a witness to the event, is brought in for questioning.

Subject: Live recording of production of Shakespeare'sMacbeth by D-class personnel, not rated
Interference Point: None, test canceled
Result: None, test canceled
Note:No. The risk of introducing SCP-3922-A to the current timeline is too great. All live testing is suspended until further notice. Also, I know we're not superstitious here, but let's stay away from "the Scottish play," just the same. No sense of inviting trouble when we have many other options.— Dr. Willis

Subject: "Scott Tenorman Must Die",South Park episode, 2001, TV-MA
Interference Point: Before Cartman explains his plans in the final scene.
Result: The contest is interrupted by SCP-3922-A instances who arrive in FBI Granger-style vehicles, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman. Cartman is arrested on over 30 different charges, such as attempted murder, scamming, racial discrimination, threats, and other various crimes. Scott Tenorman, along with the rest of the crowd and the arriving band of Radiohead, is then informed that Cartman attempted to kill Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman by tricking them into trespassing onto a trigger-happy farmer's property, where they would be shot and killed, afterward being chopped up and served as chili - to the disgust of everyone present. Scott is told off with a warning for bullying Cartman, whereas Cartman is carried away to jail; he is then seen being executed by [REDACTED]. The episode's final scene switches to an animated representation of Comedy Central headquarters where animated characters of show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are scolded by an SCP-3922-A instance, condemning their 'actions upon the townsfolk of South Park'. They are both then terminated by an instance of an Impaler Event of SCP-2578-D.

Subject:The Human Centipede (First Sequence), 2009 (unrated)
Interference Point: Entire film
Result: Entire film is replaced with a title screen consisting of the word "ongeschikt".³ This appears onscreen for four minutes, then the film ends.
Note: After further audio inspection, shouts from SCP-3922-A and screams of pain from Josef Heiter are present throughout the film. In the last 30 seconds, the voice of Dutch movie director Tom Six is also heard, pleading for mercy and forgiveness; two gunshots then silence both individuals.

Subject:Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001, PG-13
Interference Point: End of the battle on the slopes of Mount Doom
Result: Instance of SCP-3922-A prevents Isildur from using his father's sword to cut the One Ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron's lifeless body is buried in a civil ceremony, and the question of ownership of the One Ring is referred to the probate office in the relevant lawful jurisdiction.

Subject: Full recording of Researcher Tranh's playthrough ofBioShock Infinite
Interference Point: Beginning of the game
Result: The opening dialogue, delivered over a black screen, is replaced with audio of main character Booker DeWitt struggling and drowning. The video then cuts to a pixelated version of the Three Moons symbol, underneath similarly-styled text reading: "WINNERS DON'T USE TEARS! SAY NO TO TIMELINE POLLUTION! [REDACTED], CHRONOSPATIAL PROTECTION AGENCY, ☽☽☽". This lasts until the end credits, which are played over silence.

Subject: A three-hour recording containing only the cutscenes ofBioshock Infinite
Interference Point: Beginning of the game
Result: Same as the previous test, with the timing of the end credits matching that of the source video.

Subject:The Sopranos, Season 5 Episode 13 "All Due Respect", TV-MA, as recorded onSCP-2614
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note:We do not usually record denials on experiment logs, but Dr. Schmidt and I feel the need to be abundantly clear in our response:over our cold, dead bodies.— Director Naismith

Subject:SCP-2835
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The video begins without the usual opening sequence. SCP-2835-1 addresses the viewer directly, sobbing and visibly intoxicated, and yelling "Naismith, you goddamn snitching swiss-cheese-eatingwhore!" and variations thereof. A poorly drawn SCP-3922-A instance in the background approaches, saying "Let's go, Paddy. We're only trying to help." SCP-2835-1 attempts suicide with a shotgun blast to the face, only to become mildly dazed, with stars circling his head. Video ends.
Note: Testing of SCP-2835 afterward, without the influence of SCP-3922, consisted of SCP-2835-1 spending the entirety of the video lamenting its inability to "people die, not just cartoon die."

Subject:Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984), R
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The film is extended to be 18 hours long, with a large army of SCP-3922-A invading and occupying Airstrip One. At 17 hours, all the Inner Party members, including Big Brother, are executed by SCP-3922-A instances via gunfire. An SCP-3922-A instance holds a speech in Victory Square, where they announce the occupation of the British Isles and the return of liberty and justice to the people of Great Britain and Ireland. They then prepare to invade the rest of the world; a montage of SCP-3922-A instances invade the rest of Oceania, Eurasia, and Eastasia, where their leaders are executed. The film ends with Winston Smith meeting Julia and presumably falling in love.

Subject: A chronological recording of cutscenes fromThe Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth+, 2017, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: Cutscene 20
Result: The chest is opened to reveal an exhausted, emaciated Isaac, who looks up to see two SCP-3922-A instances scooping him out of his would-be tomb. A montage follows, chronicling Isaac being fed, given medical attention, and eventually thriving in a 3922-A-supervised foster home, while his mother is apprehended and subjected to an agonizing but ultimately effective regimen of in-patient psychotherapy. The last scene ends with Isaac in his mother's hospital room, the two of them hugging and smiling tearfully.
Note: On the day following this test,Binding of Isaac creator Edmund McMillen reported having had "the most wonderful dream" on his Twitter account, and reporting that the world felt "just a little brighter".

Subject: Gameplay of new final boss fromThe Binding of Isaac: Repentance, 2021, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: Home level.
Result: The player opens the hidden closet with the Red Key item to find their "Tainted" counterpart replaced with an instance of SCP-3922-A. The player interacts with the 3922-A instance, who spawns a single Pedestal Item and disappears from the room, similar to the various beggars found throughout the game. The gameplay then proceeds as normal until the Beast fight, where several more SCP-3922-A instances are seen assisting Isaac in the fight with firearms. After the Beast's death, Isaac's ascent in the usual cutscene is replaced with visions of events similar to the previous testing, albeit now with the additional presence of his father, who is also subjected to psychotherapy. The narrator then reveals himself to be Isaac's Father, whom Isaac is visiting in the hospital room.

Subject:The Last of Us: Story Version, a YouTube video containing every cutscene from the 2013 video gameThe Last of Us (Rated M), excluding the "Left Behind" prequel DLC.
Interference Point: After Joel steps out of his apartment in the Boston quarantine zone.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances invade the quarantine zone via armor and infantry storming the main entrance gate; city personnel surrender after two hours of intense fighting. Ellie is located by an SCP-3922-A instance, who uses an unknown medical device to extract the cure to the cordyceps infection while leaving her unharmed; meanwhile, Joel and Tess are arrested by other instances for smuggling unauthorized items into the quarantine zone. After developing the vaccine and inoculating everyone in the area, the remaining five hours show SCP-3922-A instances traveling across the post-apocalyptic landscape and terminating any infected or hostile survivors they find (the hunter-controlled Pittsburgh quarantine zone is obliterated via firebombing). The end of the video shows SCP-3922-A instances arriving at the Firefly headquarters in Salt Lake City and informing them that their "unlawful actions will no longer be tolerated in restored civil society", implying they will attempt to bring all of the former United States under their control with their dissemination of the cure to the infection.

Subject:La Jetée, 1962, Not Rated
Interference Point: None.
Result: End credits are replaced with the phrase "☽☽☽ WE WILL FIND A WAY IN ☽☽☽"
Note:Do not test this again. Let's be more careful about testing abstract narratives in the future. - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Metropolis, 1927, Not Rated
Interference Point: During the scene in which the Robot Maria entices the Workers to rebellion.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances enter the area where the workers are congregated. The SCP-3922-A instances restrain and deactivate the Robot Maria, which puts up no resistance. The remaining Workers are forcibly dispersed, and the film cuts to SCP-3922-A arresting C.A. Rotwang for crimes including “kidnapping, assault, and the unlicensed creation of an artificial intelligence”, and Joh Fredersen is mentioned to have been deposed and imprisoned for “violation of multiple labor laws”. Both Maria and several members of the Workers receive fines for “inciting rebellion”, and the film ends 20 minutes early with the announcement that SCP-3922-A will be temporarily occupying Metropolis until civil order can be restored.
Note: All dialogue for the SCP-3922-A instances is rendered as intertitles, in the style of the original film.

Subject:Sharknado, 2013, Not Rated
Interference Point:SPC-3922-A first appears during the freeway scene, saving George.
Result: SPC-3922-A are armed with boxing gloves instead of usual armaments. After the freeway scene, an SPC-3922-A instance will appear prior to whenever a shark would normally bite someone and will punch the shark. Punched sharks suffer no serious injuries, but rather than continue attacking will attempt to flee, oft by swimming out of the scene. End credits include the statement "All sharks punched by ARMÁ ORÚN."

Subject:Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, 1970 episode, TV-G
Interference Point: At the beginning of the "Land of Make-Believe" segment
Result: Several puppet characters remark on the suspicious absence of Lady Elaine Fairchilde and the disappearance of her Museum-Go-Round. An instance of SCP-3922-A enters, carrying Lady Elaine's magical Boomerang-Toomerang-Zoomerang in a semitransparent containment capsule labeled "TACTICAL DEZOOMERANGIFICATION MATRIX". The instance explains to King Friday that Lady Elaine "has to move away for a while on business, but she wishes you all the best." The rest of the episode proceeds without SCP-3922-A interference.
Note: Further review of the SCP-3922-altered footage at altered volumes revealed muffled sounds of a hostile gunfire exchange in the distance, along with the phrase"Ya couldn't leave well enough alone, could ya, you Corbenese sons of—" from Lady Elaine, interrupted by an explosion before the expletive.

Subject:WCW Bash At The Beach 1996, Unrated (professional wrestling)
Interference Point: After the conclusion of the main event
Result: The climax of the show proceeds as normal, with Hulk Hogan entering the ring to attack his presumptive allies and join forces with "outsiders" Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. As Hulk Hogan is delivering his famous "New World Order of Wrestling" speech to a rain of audience garbage, interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund deviates from his recorded questions and instead says, "Hulk, I'm sorry to have to say this, and I hope one day we can be friends again, but in WCW, there's onlyone order we respect." A brass-heavy theme plays in the arena, and ten unarmed SCP-3922-A instances emerge from the locker room entrance, marching toward the ring to thunderous applause from the audience and joyous exhortations from play-by-play commentator Tony Schiavone. Three instances recover the beaten Sting, Lex Luger, and Randy Savage, and assist them (as well as a visibly crestfallen Okerlund) to the backstage area, while the others storm the ring to attack the newly-formed "New World Order". The SCP-3922-A instances conduct themselves as if they were extremely powerful wrestlers, obeying narrative conventions such as rebounding off the ring ropes when slung towards them by the "Irish Whip" maneuver. Nash and Hall are quickly overwhelmed by the SCP-3922-A assault, though Hogan manages to fight off four of the instances for several minutes before being rendered unconscious. The three are carried backstage for processing, while Schiavone celebrates "the inevitable hand of all justice", and the camera pans out over the crowd, where more SCP-3922-A instances can be seen handing citations for littering to numerous audience members.
Note: Color commentator Bobby Heenan does not speak for this entire sequence. Camera shots of the announcer's desk show Heenan sitting in anxious silence as an SCP-3922-A instance stands behind him, arms crossed.
Further testing with professional wrestling recordings shows that 3922-A instances win their battles almost instantly, with the only competitors able to put up a fight being those who had significant creative influence over the product at the time, e.g. Hogan in mid-1990s WCW, Triple H in mid-2000s WWE, and El Santo in his entire EMLL run.⁴ - Researcher Tranh

Subject:Barney & Friends, 1997 episode, TV-G
Interference Point: Start of episode
Result: The episode begins with Barney standing on an empty set with no other characters present. The actor inside the suit removes the headpiece revealing an SCP-3922-A instance. The instance then rotates a nearby whiteboard around with the following message.
"Is the Foundation staffed by five-year-olds? Playing this episode in the hopes of watching us vaporize Barney is inappropriate, to say the least. Act befitting your station or playtime is over."
The episode then comes to an end with the Three Moon sign on the screen.
They do have a point, I suggest we ease up on the kid cartoons and shows. -Researcher Maytus

Subject: CCTV recording of a 24-year-old man smoking a marijuana cigar ("blunt") outside of his Sacramento, California apartment on 9 Feb 2018.⁵ At the time of the footage and at time of testing, consumption of recreational marijuana was legal in the state of California but was illegal under federal law as per the Controlled Substances Act of 1970.
Interference Point: After the man finishes smoking and puts out the marijuana cigar by pressing it against the concrete.
Result: A single SCP-3922-A instance armed with an M16 rifle approaches the man, addressing him as "Mr. Smith." After the man expresses alarm, the instance explains that it is only there to inform the man that smoking marijuana is a violation of federal law and to dispose of his cigar in the nearby dumpster. When the man replies that consumption is legal under state law, the instance hands him a small piece of paper and explains that the Three Moons Initiative is currently "conflicted as to what action to take in this circumstance" and that he will not face legal consequences as a result. The instance then reminds the man that littering is illegal under California law and to always dispose of his discarded smoking materials in proper trash receptacles after extinguishing them before walking away.
Note: Conflicting laws appear to produce an uncertain and/or confused response from SCP-3922-A.

Subject:Final Fantasy Tactics, 1997, T (ESRB) (full playthrough recorded)
Interference Point: Opening cutscene
Result: Ovelia opens the scene by saying "☽☽☽, please help us sinful children of Ivalice". Then, the screen scrolls down to reveal Agrias, Ramza, and Delita in the monastery with her, all wearing a helmetless variant of SCP-3922-A armor. Agrias waxes enthusiastic about the Order of the Three Moons, who arrived one year prior and swiftly placed Ivalice under martial law, pursuant to exterminating the "Lucavi infestation". Other topics discussed by the three include the mass arrest of the Corpse Brigade, the ongoing recovery of Ramza's father, and concern as to how their friend Algus is handling the execution of Marquis Elmdor. Then, two more SCP-3922-A instances enter and remove their helmets, revealing themselves to be Wiegraf and Miluda Folles. The siblings politely inform the others that it is time to escort Ovelia home and begin patrol. The rest of the recording resembles basic gameplay, with the party of five traveling around the map and occasionally fighting parties of archaeodemons, implied to be the remnants of some brief, massive struggle. All five characters have the class "☽☽☽ Knight" and use battlefield-spanning attacks like "Pacifica Gun" and "All-Holy2" to dispatch their foes swiftly. There are no further cutscenes.

Subject:SCP-2030, Season 24, Episode "Swelling", 2000, Not Rated
Interference Point: Beginning of first prank segment
Result: 5 seconds after the beginning of the park prank segment, the screen turns white and a sound similar to that of a high-yield nuclear explosion is audible, before the end title card plays. Analysis of the preceding frame shows a projectile superficially similar to a Scranton Reality Anchor round fromSCP-2117 heading towards the ground at high velocity.

Subject: "The Cold Equations" (episode ofThe New Twilight Zone), 1989, TV-PG
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: A scene is added in which Marilyn is shown approaching the EDS. She is intercepted by armed instances of SCP-3922-A; they explain to her that if she stows away, the EDS will not have sufficient fuel to complete its vital mission and that Captain Barton will be required to eject her into space to die. Marilyn is horrified and does not board the EDS. The rest of the episode depicts Captain Barton successfully completing his mission to deliver medical supplies to the colony planet.

Subject:Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 9 "4 Days Out", 2009, TV-14
Interference Point: After Jesse Pinkman calls Skinny Pete a second time and learns that the latter is unable to find where he and Walt are stranded in the desert.
Result: Two helicopters with the Three Moons insignia on them approach Jesse, Walt, and the RV from a distance. After touching down, four SCP-3922-A instances emerge from a helicopter, two of which immediately arrest Jesse and Walt for manufacturing a controlled substance. The other two inspect the meth lab inside the RV and confiscate the recently created product. After being treated for dehydration, Jesse and Walt are transported to the Albuquerque Metropolitan Detention Center as an SCP-3922-A instance calls a disbelieving Hank Schrader and informs him that his brother-in-law is Heisenberg. The remainder of the episode depicts the consequences of Walt's public exposure: Hank angrily interrogates an arrogant and defiant Walt, resulting in the two nearly coming to blows. Starting at the halfway point of the episode, a separate subplot chronicles Saul Goodman's law firm being shut down for his illegal activities, though Saul himself manages to evade capture by either SCP-3922-A instances or the police and vanishes from Albuquerque. The closing shot of the episode depicts Walt coldly staring at a conflicted Hank through his prison cell doors after delivering a monologue in which he revealed his role in the death of Tuco Salamanca.
Note: Gus Fring, Mike Ehrmantraut, and other law-breaking characters introduced later in the series are absent from the episode and apparently remain undetected by SCP-3922-A.

Subject: A recording of a playthrough ofDoki Doki Literature Club!, 2017, Not Rated.
Interference Point: The day before the festival, right after Sayori's confession.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances appeared as character sprites just before the day is supposed to fade out, signaling the end of the scene. Dialog is consistent with vocalizations made in previous tests. A series of scenes from the main character's point of view show SCP-3922-A stopping Sayori's suicide attempt and placing her in therapy, arresting Natsuki's father on charges of child abuse and neglect, and transferring the aforementioned girl to a foster care system, confiscating Yuri's knife collection and admitting her to a mental hospital, and using weapons marked as "CODE ERSR" to quickly dispatch Monika. The end card then immediately fades onto the screen, displaying the message "Feel better."
Notes: Acts 2, 3, and 4 are completely absent through the use of SCP-3922.

Subject:Adam Sandler Sucks and I Hope You All Die,⁶ 2018, Not Rated.
Interference Point: The first scene at the office, wherein the unnamed main character meets his love interest.
Result: The cognitohazardous mural in the background of the scene has been painted over by a non-hazardous mural featuring the "☽☽☽" symbol. Other cognitohazardous images have been similarly censored throughout the movie. The plot proceeds as normal.
Notes: Later on in the film, the main character's father is shown reading a newspaper featuring the headline "██████ ██████ Apprehended by ☽☽☽, Death Sentence Expected".

Subject:Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 2 "Mijo", 2015, TV-14
Interference Point: After Jimmy McGill (Saul Goodman) and Tuco Salamanca shake hands in agreement on the skateboarding twins' punishment for insulting Tuco's grandmother.
Result: Before Tuco has a chance to break the twins' legs, a helicopter similar to the one seen in the previousBreaking Bad test approaches the scene. Tuco is executed via a long-range sniper rifle shot to the head; No-Doze and Gonzo are killed and Nacho is seriously injured as they return fire. After the helicopter touches down, an SCP-3922-A instance begins treating Nacho for his gunshot wounds while other instances interrogate Jimmy and the skateboarders. Although initially planning to arrest all three of them for "financially motivated confidence scams," Jimmy successfully persuades the 3922-A instances to not take any action, arguing that he saved the twins from a worse punishment from Tuco and that they are "so scared of you that they won't even think about jaywalking for the rest of their lives". Additionally, he claims his attempted scam of the Kettlemans was "my homage to Robin Hood" and that he planned to donate their embezzled money to a local charity after stealing it. The 3922-A instances let all three of them off with a stern warning to "refrain from any future criminal activities, even with altruistic motivations" and exit the scene after loading Nacho into the helicopter via a stretcher.
Notes: No SCP-3922-A instances demonstrate recollection of the previousBreaking Bad test. Additionally, this marks the first known occurrence of 3922-A instances reneging on their planned punishment after persuasion from a character.

Subject:The Natural, 1984, PG
Interference Point: Shortly before Harriet Bird shoots Roy Hobbs.
Result: Two SCP-3922-A instances armed with advanced weaponry raid the hotel room and arrest Bird before she can shoot Roy, who is horrified to learn of her actual intentions when they are explained to him by the instances. After Bird is placed in a psychiatric hospital, the remainder of the film depicts Roy's successful career as a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. In the end, he throws a perfect game to close out a World Series win over the New York Yankees, striking out "The Whammer" (a stand-in for Babe Ruth) for the 27th and final out.

Subject:Dr. Edison Interviews The Devil,⁷ 2018, Not Rated
Interference Point: Shortly after Dr. Edison begins the interview.
Result: Various SCP-3922-A instances force their way into the interview chamber, and subdue the devil using a device similar to SCP-████. Dr. Edison's attempts to interview the SCP-3922-A instances are ignored, and the film abruptly ends as the SCP-3922-A instances leave the room with the devil in their custody.

Subject:The Moon War Anthology,⁸ 2018, Not Rated
Interference Point: See Below
Result:

In light of these results, further recursive testing has been discontinued. -Dr. Edison

Subject:Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School - Despair Arc Episode 10, "Smile At Despair in the Name of Hope", 2016, TV-MA
Interference Point: The scene where Chiaki Nanami is first thrown into the death maze
Result: SCP-3922-A instances, possessing full knowledge of the maze's structure through unknown means, establish communication with Chiaki through an earpiece (absent in the original), guiding her as she navigates the maze and warning her of any traps. The screen in which Class 77-B is watching Chiaki's torture is destroyed by a gunshot, and other SCP-3922-A instances storm the room they are in to rescue them, while Junko Enoshima and Mukuro Ikusaba are terminated with extreme prejudice by sniper fire. At the 17-minute mark, Chiaki successfully makes it out of the maze through a secret exit and meets her classmates again. Izuru Kamakura and Chisa Yukizome are subjected to 'neural recalibration', hinting at their return to their pre-Despair prior personalities.

Subject:A Christmas Carol, 1951, Unrated
Interference Point: Present throughout the entirety of the film, although only interfering during the last scene.
Result: During the film, instances of SCP-3922-A are seen in the background, hidden from the characters, including the omnipresent Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future. Before the end credits, as Scrooge sits at his desk, an instance of SCP-3922-A approaches him, holding a letter. After a cry of alarm from Scrooge, he reluctantly accepts it. The SCP-3922-A instance then leaves the room. After Scrooge opens the letter, the camera cuts to its contents, which detail that while Scrooge's actions were legal, the morality of said actions prompted them to observe and eventually capture him. However, due to recent events coming to light, the arrest was called off, in favor of "letting you redeem yourself, you've suffered enough as it is." The film ends with the camera zooming in on the "☽☽☽" signature at the bottom of the letter.
Note: Morals appear to play a factor in determining if instances of SCP-3922-A will carry out the arrest and punishment for an individual's crimes, even if they are considered legal.

Subject:The LEGO Movie, 2014, PG
Interference Point: Opening scene in which Lord Business acquires the Kragle.
Result: The battle is interrupted by instances of SCP-3922-A portrayed as LEGO Minifigures. They apprehend Lord Business and confiscate the Kragle. The scene then cuts to the basement of The Man Upstairs. Human SCP-3922-A instances are holding the man at gunpoint while their leader collects the bottle of glue and Lord Business Minifigure, explaining to The Man Upstairs that the toy is a tyrant who is to be punished for his crimes. SCP-3922-A instances then exit. The Man Upstairs expresses extreme confusion about the events.
Note: We don't really understand what happened, but the unaltered version of the movie wasn't much clearer.

Subject: A recording oflofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to Youtube Livestream, 2018, Not Rated.
Interference Point: Eight hours into the video.
Result: The girl in the video is tapped on the shoulder by an SCP-3922-A instance to her surprise, causing her to remove her headphones which stops the music. Out of shot, the SCP-3922-A instance briefly lectures the girl on the dangers of prolonged work, telling her that while studying is important, doing so for such lengthy periods of time can be hazardous to one's physical and mental health. The remainder of the video stays on a shot of the girl's empty desk while quiet snoring and rainfall can be heard in the background.
Note: The video continued for several hours after interference, with ambient nighttime noises being the only audio for the remainder of the recording.

Subject:Manos: The Hands of Fate, 1966, Unrated.
Interference Point: Opening scene, during the family's encounter with the police officer.
Result: The Police officer is replaced by an SCP-3922-A instance, who questions where the family is going. After being informed of their destination at the Valley Lodge, they direct them to an alternate route that will get them there more quickly. The remainder of the film is dedicated to the SCP-3922-A instances assaulting the compound where The Master's cult resides. The Master is seen using several anomalous abilities which would have been impossible to render with film technology circa 1966 but is eventually shot in the medulla by a sniper using beryllium-bronze rounds. Torgo is taken into custody, and the Master's wives are all freed. The final scene shows the family enjoying their vacation at the Valley Lodge.

Subject:Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 4, Episode 24 ("Manos: the Hands of Fate")
Interference Point: During the invention exchange.
Result: Several instances of SCP-3922-A enter Deep 13 and apprehend Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank; the equipment used by these instances, while identical in function, appears to have been adjusted to fit the hand-made aesthetic of much of the show's props. On the Satellite of Love, Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, and Crow appear confused as a ship piloted by SCP-3922-A instances appear on Rocket #9's camera. The instances offer to return them to the Gizmonic Institute. Joel and the bots agree they want to riff on the film, even if they are not being forced to do so. The episode largely proceeds as normal (with the first Host Segment after the film starts being replaced with Joel and the bots expressing confusion as to the nature of the SCP-3922-A instances), with no changes to the version ofManos: the Hands of Fate playing within this episode.

Subject:The Passion of the Christ, 2004, R
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note:Request denied. I have already forbidden the use of any tests featuring god-like beings, we do not want even the slightest risk of Jesus of Nazareth becoming a potential threat to the Foundation. - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Avatar, 2009, PG-13
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The film opens with the Venture Star being blockaded by several white spacecraft with the ☽☽☽ symbol painted on them. An SCP-3922-A instance is shown inside the Venture Star announcing that the human colony on Pandora is being shut down for blatant violations of native rights and environmental protection laws. The film switches to show Hell's Gate being destroyed by a nuclear explosion. The film then shows a scene in a classroom revealing that the previous events were part of a history lesson being taught by an SCP-3922-A instance. The SCP-3922-A instance explains that shortly after the Resources Development Administration was forcibly shut down, scientists discovered a new type of environmentally clean room-temperature superconductor that could be created on earth much more cheaply than unobtainium could be shipped from other planets. The SCP-3922-A instance notes that afterward humans and Na'vi had lived peacefully with no further conflicts of any sort happening between them. The film abruptly ends.
Note:This and the 'Brave Little Toaster' test seem to show that human interactions with nonhumans are under SCP-3922-A's jurisdiction. - Researcher Grooms.

Subject: Berserk, Episode 23: "Eve of the Feast", 1997, Not Rated
Interference Point: The Eclipse, just before the scene where Griffith activates the Crimson Behelit charm to summon the God Hand
Result: Several SCP-3922-A dropships descend on the scene. An SCP-3922-A sniper tags the Behelit with a magnetic charge labeled "BEHELITIC INTERFERENCE ORDINANCE." The Behelit forms a smiling face that proudly sings the opening lines ofHomo Sapiens Invictus (Anthem of the ☽☽☽ Initiative), causing Griffith to disappear. SCP-3922-A troops forcibly escort the remaining members of the Band of the Hawk to safety. The leader of the detachment, identifying herself as General Spiegel, offers a statement to the bewildered survivors: "Provisional aid will be supplied for the time being, however, more time will be needed to prepare for wider-scale corrective action in Midland and the surrounding jurisdictions, on the grounds that — pardon my Kushan — I have no fucking idea where to start with this hellhole."
Note: The DVD of the episode included a special "Deleted Scenes" section, along with a new scene labeled "Dinner with the Kids," consisting of a six-hour cut of JALAKÅRA feeding Griffith to several thousand unidentified arachnoid entities.

Subject:The Room, June 27, 2003, R
Interference Point: Beginning of the Recording
Result: At the end of the credits, the following note was attached: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL SLAVERY OR OTHER CRUELTY TOWARD [5/3922 Clearance Required]LINGS HAS BEEN DETECTED."
Note:Either they're avoiding this movie intentionally, or there's context here that none of us need or want to know about. — Dr. Lang

Subject:Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Episode 4 “An Alchemist's Anguish”, 2009, TV-PG
Interference Point: Beginning of the recording
Result: A small group of SCP-3922-A instances appear at the Gate of Alchemy where they encounter ‘Truth’, an omnipotent being in the show. Confused at first, the instances approach the entity and ask why they have arrived there instead of their chosen destination. Truth proceeds to explain that all set events occurring in its reality are governed by strict laws of exchange,⁹ and that even if they were to prevent harm from occurring, this would ensure that equal suffering and injustice would transpire elsewhere, ultimately making their efforts pointless. The scene then cuts to the instances leaving, appearing dissatisfied.
Note: Testing with the original 2003 episode produced near-identical results.

Subject:Father Ted, Episode 1 Season 1 "Good Luck, Father Ted", April 25 1995,
Interference Point: Following Father Jack's flashback
Result: Five SCP-3922-A instances enter into the home of Father Ted, Dougal, and Jack, declaring they intend to arrest the latter for "inappropriate behavior around underage girls and excessive drinking." Both Dougal and Ted glance at one another and leave the room as the SCP-3922-A instances approach Jack. The camera cuts to Fathers Ted and Dougal outside, running from the house as Father Jack is heard loudly exclaiming "FECK OFF!" Two instances of SCP-3922-A are subsequently hurled out the living room window, and signs of a violent struggle from within the house are obvious. After ten minutes, all five instances - one of which is carrying a bottle of whiskey - leave the house, in various states of disarray and heavily wounded, pursued by an enraged Father Jack. Episode length is extended to over three hours, during which Craggy Island is occupied by SCP-3922-A instances in increasing numbers, who conduct a manhunt for Father Jack. John and Mary O'Leary are arrested for repeated attempted murder, and Father Ted is investigated on suspicion of illegal activities but cleared of charges. After this, both Dougal and Ted meagerly protest the occupation with the placards bearing the phrases "CAREFUL NOW" and "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING."¹⁰ At the end of the episode, the commander of the SCP-3922-A instances is shown in the house, investigating Father Jack's room. Upon finding several bottles of whiskey which are ordered confiscated, Father Jack is heard shouting "GET THE FECK AWAY FROM MY DRINK!" before crashing through the upper window and viciously assaulting the SCP-3922-A instances. It is unknown what the outcome of the engagement was.
Note:Disregarding my own feelings on the matter, would the Irish and English personnel stop debating about whether Father Tedqualifies as the former or latter? - Dr. Naismith
The one thing we can agree on is that we won't stop arguing about it. - Researcher Goodwill

Subject:Twilight Zone, Episode 9 Season 3 (1961): "Death's-Head Revisited"
Interference Point: When Lutze arrives at Dachau camp.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances can be observed in the background, preparing to gain entry into the camp. However, once Becker confronts Lutze and closes the gates, SCP-3922-A ceases attempts and instead watches the events and were even observed to unfold seats and exchange popcorn, with no other interference, save for jeering at Lutze when he tried to leave the camp. At the end of the credits, the following message was produced: "THE TRIAL AND SENTENCING OF CAPTAIN GUNTHER LUTZE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE ☽☽☽ INITIATIVE!"

Subject:Robert Novak's Car Accident, 2019, Not Rated. A Foundation-made dramatization of the life of political columnist Robert Novak (1931-2009), focusing on the 2008 incident in which Novak did not stop after having struck a pedestrian with his car; two days later, as a direct result of this incident, physicians examined Novak and discovered that he had a malignant brain tumor which was interfering with his vision.
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: As Novak prepares to leave his home on the morning of the incident, he is intercepted by five armed instances of SCP-3922-A, who confiscate his car keys and explain that his friends and relatives are concerned about his health and safety. The instances lead Novak through a series of field neurological tests, at the end of which a weeping Novak concedes that his ability to process visual input is no longer sufficient to enable him to drive safely. The instances then deliver Novak to a local hospital for diagnosis and treatment. Novak tells them that "just because you helped me doesn't mean I'm going to let you get away with anything," then promises to investigate them and expose any corruption he finds; the instances tell him that they would welcome this. A montage then depicts scenes from the next 13 months of Novak's life: unsuccessful medical procedures, reconciliations with political and professional foes, and the publication of his final column, in which he reluctantly states that he was unable to find any evidence of malfeasance from "those Three Moons bastards".

Subject:Deadpool, February 8 2016, R
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note:No, no, and again no. As amusing as this would be, let's be clear: Deadpool as a character is aware of the fourth wall. He knows he's in a narrative. SCP-3922 invades narratives. I don't want to even risk giving someone as psychotic as Wade Wilson the ability to travel between narratives. Yes, I know about Deadpool: Killustrated, but that was written with the express purpose of exploring said concept. This, on the other hand, runs the risk of giving a self-aware character free will. And that could only ever result in pure and utter chaos. - Director Naismith.

Subject: A recording ofToy Story 2, 1999. This recording was taken in a room that was decorated to appear as a movie theater, with Foundation personnel playing the roles of the patrons.
Interference Point: Beginning of the film.
Result: An instance of SCP-3922-A steps in front of the personnel holding the camera, confiscates it, reminds him that recording in a movie theater is illegal, and turns off the camera.
Note: SCP-3922 seemed to consider the recording ofToy Story 2 as the narrative, rather than the plot of the movie being recorded.

Subject:Blazing Saddles, February 7 1974, R
Interference Point: After Taggert and his posse raid Rock Ridge.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances attempt to arrest Hedley Lamarr and Taggart as the two discuss getting a new sheriff for Rock Ridge. However, director Mel Brooks, current age as of this writing, bursts through the door, bearing a stack of documents. The following exchange ensues.

Brooks: Hold it! Hold everything! Stop right there!

SCP-3922-A Commander: Pardon me, this is- wait a minute. You're Mel Brooks!

Brooks: You bet your ass I am, and you're all breaking the terms of this contract!

SCP-3922-A instances are visibly confused

SCP-3922-A: I… I beg your pardon?

Brooks hands the documents to the SCP-3922-A instances. They examine the documents thoroughly, unfolding several pages in various directions. Finally, the bewildered commander of the SCP-3922-A turns to Brooks.

SCP-3922-A Commander: My apologies. We weren't aware of this.

Brooks: Could you hand it back? I'm not done just yet.

SCP-3922-A does as instructed. Mel Brooks proceeds to face the camera and holds up a document, revealing the signatories of several individuals, including the Founder of the Foundation.¹¹

Brooks: You guys out there see this, right? Know what this means? It means you aren't allowed to ever conduct experiments on my films! Got that? Good.

Brooks turns to the SCP-3922-A instances

Brooks: You're all free to go!

All SCP-3922-A instances leave sheepishly, to the confusion of Lamarr and Taggart. The film resumes after Brooks leaves, with no changes.
Note:…How? - Director Naismith

Subject:Red Zone Cuba, November 23 1966, Not Rated
Interference Point: When Griffin tries to rape the blind daughter of Cliff Weismeyer after throwing him down a well.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances apprehend Griffin and beat him with batons, chairs, a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, a kitchen sink, and various other objects for roughly two hours. Cliff Weismeyer is retrieved from the well and resuscitated while Cook and Landis are arrested on multiple charges. After SCP-3922-A instances finish beating Griffin, he is subsequently shot dead.
Note:Ouch. - Researcher Goodwill

Subject: Justin Timberlake's "TKO" music video, 2013, Explicit lyrics
Interference Point: Nearing the end of the video.
Result: While Justin Timberlake is dragged through the sand by a car, several SCP-3922-A instances ran after it, and when the girl bailed out of the car, one instance of SCP-3922-A jumped into the car then turned off the engine, then the other instances of SCP-3922-A untied the rope then picked up Justin Timberlake to take him back to safety. The one instance of SCP-3922-A turned the engine back on then jumped out of the car, following the other SCP-3922-A instances; the video continues normally with the car getting off the cliff.

Subject: A recording of a playthrough ofPokémon Red, 1997, E (ESRB).
Interference Point: Mt. Moon
Result: Instead of Team Rocket Grunts, there are now sprites resembling SCP-3922-A. Said individuals do not fight Red, instead only offering advice to the player that in real life they should not partake in animal cruelty, and avoid behavior featured in the game such as wandering in remote locations without proper equipment. Later in the game, it is made clear that SCP-3922-A have taken down Team Rocket, with cities that had a heavy presence of said crime syndicate such as Celadon, Saffron, and Lavender being placed under martial law, and leader Giovanni being replaced in the Viridian City Gym with a man named Paolo. The Game Corner which hid Team Rocket's headquarters has been replaced with an ☽☽☽ Initiative Laboratory, featuring a gift shop offering the same Pokémon that could be won at the original game and posters against gambling. New battles are found in Cerulean City - the burgled house, which has not been ransacked, features a trainer who upon defeat gives TM28 - and the Pokémon Tower - with the Marowak mother never murdered, she, along with her Cubone son, is instead being trained by Mr. Fuji. The guards who opened the gates to Saffron by being bribed with drinks are seen in a prison building, and Trainers of the Burglar class cannot be found in the game. Another major difference is that the game only features 150 Pokémon, ending with Mew - who can be captured at Cerulean Cave - because, as revealed once Red discovers a still-intact Pokémon Mansion that serves as a four-floor Cinnabar Gym, SCP-3922-A shut down the illegal genetic experiments that created Mewtwo.

Subject:Cannibal Holocaust, 7 February 1980, R
Interference Point: Unknown
Result: A still image of ☽☽☽ Initiative logo covered the screen, with the phraseLasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate¹² underneath. Examination of audio revealed there to be retching, gunfire, sobbing, and various people speaking and yelling in Italian. Several still frames were found upon examination of the footage, depicting [REDACTED]. At the end of the film, a recording of the trial of director Deodato is played, though all civil servants are replaced by instances of SCP-3922-A. Deodato is cleared of murder charges but later found guilty of animal cruelty. As punishment, he is subjected to [DATA EXPUNGED].
Note:Jesus. That was brutal. - Researcher Goodwill
For all animal lovers in the personnel, please, don't watch this tape. You've heard of what happened to the animals when this was being filmed, I cannot stress enough that it isn't much better here either. If anyone needs me, I'll be scrubbing my eyeballs. Metaphorically. - Director Naismith

Subject:Star Trek: Voyager, Season 2, Episode 24 ("Tuvix")
Interference Point: Shortly before Captain Janeway sends Tuvix to the transporter room to be separated into his component individuals.
Result: Six (6) armed SCP-3922-A instances 'materialize' aboard Voyager's bridge with the same transporter effect used in the series. The ship's Red Alert is activated. The bridge crew is apprehended after a brief shootout with the SCP-3922-A instances, notably fainting dramatically upon being hit instead of vaporizing as expected from a high-powered energy rifle. Captain Janeway is imprisoned for attempted murder on a planet the narrator refers to as Corbenic.¹³ Tuvix continues his combined duties aboard Voyager, with Chakotay becoming acting Captain. The SCP-3922 end title card's slogan is replaced with "The ends do not justify the means."
Note: This is the first instance of the ☽☽☽ Initiative's home planet being depicted, albeit fictitiously.

Subject:Meet the Team,¹⁴ 2007-2012, Not Rated
Interference Point: See below.
Results:

Note:My attempt to see how 3922 interacts with a world that's intentionally asinine has been, interesting, to say the least. - Researcher McCarthy

Subject:Globglogabgalab Song, clip taken from the filmStrawinsky and the Mysterious House, 2013, PG
Interference Point: Beginning of clip
Result: A SCP-3922-A instance attempts to apprehend the Globglogabgalab on charges of "book violation," but is devoured by the Globglogabgalab. The clip proceeds as normal, save for SCP-3922-A instance are seen attempting to unsuccessfully pull themselves from underneath the Globglogabgalab. An armed battalion of SCP-3922-A arrived and attempts to kill the Globglogabgalab. They are devoured as well. Several more SCP-3922-A instances and equipment attempt to terminate the Globglogabgalab. All are devoured. Subsequently, the screen is replaced by footage of a nuclear explosion rendered in the film's animation style. Globglogabgalab is unharmed. Before it ends, the Globglobgalab looks at the screen and says "Yeast of thought and mind."
Note:Yeast of thought and mind my ass. I want this thing given an SCP classification. - Doctor Margin
Not enough evidence to support it, but we'll keep an eye on this… film. - O5-4

Subject:Dover Boys at Pimento University, September 19, 1942, G
Interference Point: When Dan Backslide kidnaps Dora Standpipe
Result: As Dan Backslide approaches Dora, a SCP-3922-A instance comes onto the screen and prepares to apprehend him, only for the action to pause as the old man in a one-piece bathing suit passes by. Once he exits, Dan proceeds to grab Dora and pulls both her and the tree into the car, only to later return to pry Dora from the tree once he realizes what has happened. Throughout this, SCP-3922-A remains motionless, though it can be observed blinking. The cartoon proceeds as normal until the ending when it cuts back to the SCP-3922-A instance, with the narrator asking “So, you gonna move buddy?” SCP-3922-A instance proceeds to stand up straight, face the camera, bow, and then walks off in the same manner as the old man.

Subject:The Toll of the Sea, November 26, 1922, Unrated¹⁵
Interference Point: When Lotus Flower calls over a group of fisherman to rescue Allen Carver.
Result: Upon rescue, Allen Carver is immediately transferred into the custody of a SCP-3922-A managed customs agency. Mr. Carver is charged with the "unlawful transportation of exotic fauna into Chinese waters", and sentenced to two years of punitive labor. The next two hours of the film depict Mr. Carver's life on a fishing boat as he assists both local and -A authorities in the culling of an invasive whip scorpion species. Changed by this humbling experience, the film ends with Mr. Carver opting to stay in China, marrying Lotus Flower, and moving into a property on the water.
Note: Playbacks of the film sans SCP-3922 indicate that it has been cleared of SCP-4690 infection.
That might be one way to reestablish containment, but I'm wary of mixing 'pataphysics and the ☽☽☽ Initiative. Future 'pataphysical tests should be conducted with caution. - Researcher Kiryu

Subject: Recorded play-through ofKingdom Hearts Final Mix,Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories,Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix,Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days,Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded andKingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, from theKingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX collection (Playstation 4, 2017). All games were played in order of their original retail release with exception ofKingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories, which was played afterKingdom Hearts 1 due to being a remake of the 2004 Game Boy Advance titleKingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Interference Point: Title screen of theHD ReMIX collection.
Result: Five minutes after the playthrough of Kingdom Hearts 1 begins, a squadron of ☽☽☽ DCFS officers take Sora and the other children of Destiny Islands into custody. Though the length of the video remains the same, the remainder is spent on a lengthy video transcript of the trial of Sora's parents for child negligence.
Note: A text epilogue reveals that after being placed with safer foster parents, Sora went on to graduate veterinary school and became a moderately successful giraffe veterinarian in Twilight Town. His full name is given as Dr. Sora Van Der Skreebens.

Subject: Full playthrough ofBaba is You, 2019, E (ESRB)
Interference Point: The final level, where the player would normally make the sequence "ALL IS DONE".
Result: Level is replaced with three "MOON" objects in a line, along with a "BABA" object being present, starting in the space below the rightmost moon. The rules present are "BABA IS YOU", "MOON HAS LOVE AND BABA", "MOON IS WIN", and "WALL IS STOP". All rules are surrounded by walls.

Subject:The Princess Bride, September 28 1987, PG
Interference Point: When the grandfather begins reading the story to his grandson
Result: During the course of the story, when the camera cuts back to the grandfather and grandson, SCP-3922-A enters the room and requests to speak with the grandfather in private. The grandfather agrees, promising to finish the story. Both SCP-3922-A and the grandfather exit the grandson’s room and have a brief conversation. Analysis of the audio has revealed it pertained to SCP-3922-A’s abilities and how they might apprehend Prince Humperdinck and Count Rugen without interrupting the grandfather’s time with his grandson. The grandfather assures SCP-3922-A that both characters will ‘get what’s coming to them’ by the end. SCP-3922-A accepts this answer and allows the grandfather to resume reading to his grandson. Though no change occurs to the story itself, SCP-3922-A instances can be observed in the background of certain scenes. The end credits conclude with this message: “Though normally we’d waste no time in bringing such despicable characters as Rugen and Humperdinck to justice, we aren’t going to ruin a bonding moment between a grandfather and his sick grandson. - ☽☽☽”
Note:As fun as it may be, stop quoting Inigo Montoya. It's getting annoying. - Director Naismith

Subject:Devil Daggers world record run (1121 seconds), February 2020, Unrated
Interference Point: 3 seconds after the run is started
Result: The first spawned enemy is quickly dispatched by SCP-3922-A instances via energy weapons, which airdrop in from an unknown source. Initially, this results in hostility from the player, who shoots several shots at the SCP-3922-A instances (to no avail), and they quickly surround the player and attempt to detain them, resulting in instant death due to being touched¹⁶. The player is observed to quit the game quickly after. Run ends at 14 seconds instead of 1121. Death type noted as "EXPUNGED".

Subject:Kung Fu Panda, June 2008, PG
Inference Point: When Po uses the fireworks cart to get into the Jade Palace to see who gets crowned as The Dragon Warrior
Result: SCP-3922-A instances attempt to apprehend Po for using fireworks without a license, but are immediately stopped by Master Oogway, who tells them to respect the New Dragon Warrior. SCP-3922-A instances apologize and leave. The same squadron of SCP-3922 instances raids the Chorh-Gom Prison to only get stopped by a ghostly figure of Master Oogway, who tells them that "The Dragon Warrior will take care of everything. He must do so as it is his fate,". No changes for the rest of the movie. The end message says "WE DO NOT CHANGE FATE. CARVE YOUR OWN PATH. ☽☽☽".
Note:It appears from this test that Three Moons' jurisdiction falls within realms of fiction where animals are sufficiently anthropomorphic. Suggesting future tests wherein animal societies mimic human ones. - Director Naismith

Subject:Die Hard, July 12 1988, R
Interference Point: When Hans Gruber and his men occupy Nakatomi Plaza.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances move to storm the building, attempting to take out Hans via sniper. However, Hans responds to this by contacting law enforcement and informing them that a heavily far-right militia posing as the US military is storming Nakatomi Plaza and relays the position of their snipers. As a result, when SWAT teams arrive they engage in a firefight with the SCP-3922-A instances while attempting to storm the building. What ensues is a brutal engagement between the police and SCP-3922-A. Though both sustain heavy causalities, SCP-3922-A instances are sorely depleted and reduced to a five-man squad. They are informed that they will not be receiving backup so as to avoid an escalation. John McClane is able to join forces with the remaining instances, and together, they are able to successfully convince the LAPD that SCP-3922-A is not their enemy. The two then work together to defeat Hans. At the film’s climax, the SCP-3922-A instances engage several of Hans’s men, buying time for McClane to reach the rooftop and prevent the deaths of the hostages. After John defeats Gruber and the hostages recovered, Karl is killed by fire from both SCP-3922-A and Officer Al Powell.
Note:I think this might have been better than the original film. — Researcher Goodwill
Heresy. — Doctor Margin

Subject:Battle For Dream Island¹⁷, Episode 1a (Take The Plunge) January 1st, 2010, Unrated
Interference Point: Just after when the episode is meant to end.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances appear as they normally would but with similar arm and leg assets to the objects shown, they take in the Announcer¹⁸and take him into a nearby prison for forcing characters to do the challenge. Likewise, Flower and Blocky, (2 contestants/objects) are also sent to the prison for harming other characters by slapping and murder. The video ends there.
Note:A few new researchers say this show was part of their childhood, for whatever reason. That's a shame… — Researcher Simons

Subject:Siivagunner Christmas Comeback Crisis¹⁹, Episode 1,Seasonal Return. 2016, Unrated.
Interference Point: When The Voice introduces himself.
Result: Nozomi stops watching the monitor, as SCP-3922-A instances rush past her, fighting off several Spherics who are pursuing them. A group of SCP-3922-A instances begin to scale The Voice's tower, while the rest form a barrier around the tower and fend off attacking Spherics with weapons appearing to use Christmas Spirit²⁰ as ammunition. The SCP-3922-A instances scaling the building proceed to smash through the window of The Voice's office, and detain him at gunpoint for "Crimes Against Anime".
Note:At least we got an ending.

Subject: A recorded playthrough ofMetal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, June 12, 2008, M
Interference Point: From the beginning.
Result: All events of the game are replaced by footage of SCP-3922-A instances methodically tracking down and arresting every named character that appears, excluding children, on charges of terrorism and violations of the Geneva Convention. The runtime—nine hours and twenty-seven minutes—is unchanged.

Subject: "Epidemiology",Community episode, 2010, TV-14
Interference Point: During Dean Pelton's call with the army surplus store.
Result: The call is immediately transferred to an SCP-3922-A instance, who lectures the dean on the dangers of irresponsibly purchasing food from dubious sources. SCP-3922-A instances arrive shortly after in full-body tactical armor, and turn on the thermostat, killing the virus. The rest of the episode is dedicated to the SCP-3922-A instances disinfecting the Greendale campus and placing the campus under the control of the Three Moons Initiative to ensure the safety of the students. The episode ends with George Takei's voiceover remarking on the efficiency of the SCP-3922-A instances. The end tag features an SCP-3922-A instance sitting in between Troy and Abed as they perform a rap about the helpfulness of the Three Moons Initiative.

Subject: A recording of a playthrough ofResident Evil 7: Biohazard, 2017, R
Interference Point: Just before the Garage boss fight with Jack Baker.
Result: At this part of the game, a deputy would arrive to help Ethan Winters, but Jack Baker would have killed said deputy. Instead, numerous SCP-3922-A instances invade the garage and administer the serum to Jack to cure the Mold bioweapon. He is quickly cured along with the rest of his family as SCP-3922-A instances search through the Baker residence. In the final cutscene, it shows the Molded creatures being destroyed throughout the home, as well as the B.O.W Eveline (designated E-001) being effectively neutralized. Precautions are made so that bioweapons are never used in the United States again. Mia Winters is also found inside along with some others who were captured. The Three Moons Initiative brings Ethan and Mia back to their home safely.

Subject:Cats, 2019, PG
Interference Point: Immediately following Macavity's song.
Result: Macavity is apprehended by three SCP-3922-A instances. One of them starts listing the laws he's broken as he's taken to prison. This list continues uninterrupted for 3805 hours and 33 minutes. Macavity can be seen eating, sleeping, and using the provided litter box during this time. After the instance stops, Macavity says, "I wasn't there for any of those." The instance shoots him. The rest of the cast is not seen after the interference point.
Note:Thank you for forwarding this absolute gold mine to Legal. Thus far, in addition to laws from Corbenic and every publicly known current and historical civilization, we now have evidence of the legal systems from ███unknown non-anomalous civilizations; ██known and ██unknown other anomalous ones; as well as ███laws which are directly memetic, cognitohazardous, or otherwise anomalous. However, we would be happier if we hadn't seen Idris Elba defecate into a box. - Sheldon Katz, Esq.

Subject:The Cruelty of God²¹, 2020, Unrated
Interference Point: Shortly after Horror McWriterson explains the narrative to the audience and starts to write
Result: Five minutes into the film, a single SCP-3922-A entity emerges from the doorway behind McWriterson and quietly looks over his shoulder until he becomes aware of its presence. The SCP-3922-A entity then sits down in a chair next to McWriterson and lectures him on the specific steps that should be taken when writing a short story, recommending that he focus on attempting to evoke specific emotions in the reader and avoid overly graphic depictions of wanton destruction and violence for shock value. McWriterson appears to take this advice to heart and alters the narrative to follow a single unnamed Foundation employee struggling to move on after the loss of a loved one in a containment breach. The film fades to black as McWriterson begins to draft the story, and the screen displays a message suggesting that the SCP-3922-A entity aided him in proofreading and helped him publish the story to an online forum.

Subject: Season 1 ofColumbo, 1971-72, Not Rated
Interference Point: Entire narrative.
Result: Plot remains largely unaffected. Detective Columbo and all other members of the Los Angeles Police Department are instances of SCP-3922-A, though Columbo still wears his typical raincoat while doing detective work. The only major narrative change is the execution of each suspect directly following their incrimination, typically with laser weaponry. Notably, the show's opening theme is arranged similarly toSCP-5319.
Note:It appears SCP-3922 interference with police-related plots extends further if said plots involve police-related, rather than suspect-related conflicts (see above test). — Junior Researcher Falk

Subject: A recording of a playthrough of the online social deduction gameAmong Us (2018), done in a private researcher-run server. The playthrough in question ended with an Imposter victory. Unrated.
Interference Point: Beginning of the playthrough.
Result: An additional player with the handle THREEMOONS spawns in at the start of the playthrough, with a black spacesuit and a gas mask cosmetic consistent with masks worn by instances of SCP-3922-A. The game proceeds as normal until the first body is reported, with the SCP-3922-A instance appearing to follow the imposter just out of sight before catching them in the act of killing and immediately reporting the body. In the resulting meeting, the SCP-3922-A instance attempts to argue in favor of ejecting the correct imposter, writing that they caught them in the act, but is ejected after the Imposter replies "black kinda sus ngl". The Imposter is struck with what appear to be several dozen Impaler events from all directions following the end of the meeting, after which the recording ends.

Subject: "Unedited Footage of a Bear", 2014, TV-14
Interference Point: Approximately 30 seconds after the beginning, when the titular footage would normally be "interrupted" by a surreal advertisement for fictional allergy medication Claridryl.
Result: A brief message reading "ADVERTISEMENTS BLOCKED BY ☽☽☽ TACTICAL AD-BLOCKER" appears in the bottom left corner of the screen. The unedited bear footage (a grizzly bear sitting in the forest, with quiet narration by an unseen videographer) continues uninterrupted for the entire duration of the short.

Subject:Godzilla, October 7 1954, TV-MA
Interference Point: After Godzilla's first appearance on Odo Island
Result: Just after Godzilla emerges from the ocean, a piper cub passes in the sky above, carrying a trailing message on a banner in English: "JALAKÅRA SAID NOT YET." Visibly dejected, Godzilla re-submerges, and the film ends prematurely.

Subject:Catch Me If You Can, 2002 , PG-13
Interference Point: Shortly before the scene where Frank Abagnale gets shoved into a locker by an unnamed bully.
Result: An SCP-3922-A instance can be seen in the background armed with a submachine gun, which the bully and friend pass and are visibly intimidated with a drastic change in their demeanor, quietly passing by Frank on their way to their next class. Frank Abagnale does not appear to notice the instance and instead continues to his French class, where another SCP-3922-A instance is standing at the front of the classroom, armed with a blaster rifle slung over a shoulder. The instance gives a brief stern lecture to all the students on giving their authority figures the proper respect they deserve until the substitute teacher arrives. A short brief exchange ensues between the two, coming to a mutual agreement that the instance would stay in the class to keep order for the rest of the school year. Frank Abagnale is inspired by the incident and later in the film, with the help of a “Initiative Marriage Counselor”, reconciles both of his parents and pursues a new dream of being a criminal investigator, discovering a talent of discerning check fraud. The film ends with Frank Abagnale shaking hands with his new superior Carl Hanratty while Hanratty’s colleagues and SCP-3922-A instances look on. The camera zooms out a nearby window, revealing the exterior of the FBI J. Edgar Hoover building with a large Three Moons Initiative sign, before fading to black with the credits.

Subject:What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue!, 2009, Unrated
Interference Point: During the dinner scene at the end of the movie, before Amanda introduces Ching Ling, her new boyfriend.
Result: An airship appears behind the windows, followed by SCP-3922-A instances bursting through them. They order the entire family to stand up, turn around, and move against a nearby wall, before handcuffing them. After they turn around once again, one SCP-3922-A instance declares that they are under arrest for abandoning a lost man in the Amazon rainforest with no method of ensuring his safety, while also stealing his hot air balloon to escape for themselves. The instance then states that they also had charges of mishandling a super-powered rock with inter-dimensional abilities, specifically through using it to imprison another person with three dangerous monsters within it without any authority to back them up. After finding the rock on Dr. Crumb's person, they release its prisoner, Jean-Pierre, from the dimension, before arresting him for also mishandling the same technology; he had recklessly released the same three monsters before hypnotizing the family in a foiled attempt to seize control over the world. He is further charged with trapping them in a cave in the Amazon, as well as drugging Guto, Dr. Crumb, and Dr. Zoox. All five arrestees are promptly taken outside as Ching Ling walks into the dining room, now occupied by SCP-3922-A instances. He is told that while he did help with capturing the monsters, he shouldn't be involving himself with such a dangerous task, and that he should leave such responsibilities to the proper authorities. As he wasn't involved with any of the crimes that the family and Jean-Pierre were charged for, Ching Ling is instead seen boarding the Three Moons Initiative's airship, which is then seen dropping him off at a house in China to live an ordinary life. The credits roll immediately after.

Subject:Babylon 5, Season 4 Episode 6, "Into the Fire " (1997), PG
Interference Point: When the cast call in the First One ships.
Result: An additional ship appears bearing the usual three crescent moon decals. The cast are surprised at its presense, as they "didn't askthem for help". The new ship sends a transmission appologising that "this was all we could spare". Remainder of the episode proceeds largely as per script. However, when the character Lorien prepares to leave, he takes a moment to glance at the new ship, and appears to call to them and warn that "Nothing lasts forever - not even me, and not even you." Any response from the ship is not shown.
One interpretation of this is that while SCP-3922-A's supply of manpower doesn't seem to have a limit, their supply of capital spaceships appears to be quite finite. - Research Assistant Charlotte

Subject: Playthrough of a Genocide Route ofUndertale, 2015, E10+
Interference Point: When the first Froggit initiates a battle with the player.
Result: Before the battle begins, the Froggit says "It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that it's Spaghetti time." After a brief title sequence for "Spaghetti Simulator 2015", the remainder of the game is centered around the player joining Papyrus in approximately 403 spaghetti-themed minigames. A minimum of 6 ☽☽☽ operatives appear in the background of every screen, standing guard with miniguns.

Subject:Ghost Dad, 1990, PG
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Notes:Request denied. While this may seem like a harmless terrible Cosby movie, consider the implications of the plot: Sir Edith Moser has extensive knowledge of the afterlife and Elliott Hopper is said to have "jumped out of his body" and is in a half-dead, half-alive state because those in charge of the afterlife "screwed up". I don't think we want to risk an inter-afterlife conflict between whoever they are and Three Moons. - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Cryptoland (2022, Unrated), a 10 minute animated promotional movie intended to promote the Cryptoland island project.
Interference Point: After the helicopter touches down on Cryptoland island.
Result: Numerous ships with the Three Moons insignia begin docking on the island. A "Tactical Financial Regulation Unit" occupies the island and announces an audit will take place to confirm Cryptoland's compliance with the financial laws of Fiji.²² Shortly afterwards, the island's casino is shut down (gambling is illegal in Fiji) and the anthropomorphic "Connie" NFT coin is arrested by SCP-3922-A instances after an audit reveals a planned rug pull²³ of the island's preferred Cryptolanders currency. The video ends as the local authorities in Fiji are contacted by SCP-3922-A and announce a national investigation into Cryptoland in response to SCP-3922-A's findings.

Subject: "SMG4: Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door," 2020
Interference Point: 2 minutes and 49 seconds into the video.
Result: The character 'Shroomy' alerts the other characters that he has requested backup from the "Three Moons People" to help get Mario out of the door. Several poorly rendered soldiers enter into Mario's house through the back door and windows. The soldiers explain that they are going to implement "Protocol November Golf Sierra," while wildly flailing most of their limbs.²⁴ After telling everyone to back away from Mario and the door, a handheld power saw appears in the hands of one of the soldiers. This soldier proceeds to make a semicircular cut in the door to remove the locking mechanism, but is unsuccessful. At this point, the house is attacked by alien spaceships, killing several SCP-3922-A instances and throwing the rest of the unit into disarray. One instance, presumably the commander, yells into a radio that "these [expletive] aliens just showed up, I don't know what the hell is going on." After about 2 minutes 30 seconds, reinforcements arrive on site to combat the threat. SCP-3922-A forces initially appear to be winning the engagement, but at approximately 7 minutes, 20 seconds into the video, the aliens begin launching freestanding doors at the soldiers via ship-mounted cannons. These doors attach themselves onto the groin areas of hundreds SCP-3922-A instances, who display great amounts of distress. The commander then screams into his radio "What the [expletive] is this video they don't pay me enough for this [expletive]," before giving the order to fall back. The rest of the video proceeds as normal, with an end card displaying the phrase: "KEIN SCHLACHTPLAN ÜBERLEBT DEN KONTAKT MIT DEM FEIND"²⁵
Notes:It would seem that SCP-3922 did not have beforehand knowledge of the outcome of the video. This, along with the end card message, implies that SCP-3922-A does not manifest with prior knowledge of the media, instead making tactical decisions in real-time. -Senior Researcher Talapus

Subject:Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries, Episode 1, 2003, PG-13.
Interference Point: Beginning.
Result: The first scene aboard Armistice Station is replaced by a battleship with the ☽☽☽ insignia destroying the Cylon Basestar one jump away, accompanied by the text crawl. Another scene shows SCP-3922-A instances alerting the Colonial government to the Cylon virus in their defense systems. The episode then continues as normal until the scene with Caprica-Six at the Riverwalk Market, where SCP-3922-A instances ambush her while talking to the baby's mother and arrest her for computer hacking and seditious conspiracy. The episode ends after the Cylon attack is beaten back and the Galactica is decommissioned as planned, with SCP-3922-A instances saluting during the ceremony.

Subject:Event Horizon 1997, R
Interference Point: When the Lewis & Clark crew arrive at the Event Horizon
Result: As soon as the crew of the Lewis & Clark arrive at the Event Horizon, they spot several other spacecraft, with the ☽☽☽ insignia, waiting. One of the other spacecraft with the ☽☽☽ insignia docks with the Lewis & Clark. A group of SCP-3922-A instances then explain how Dr Weir's engine drive does not result in FTL travel as intended, but rather opens a doorway to hell. The crew is horrified at this revelation and Dr Weir demands to be given "something to make him forget what he's done". Dr Weir is given Class C amnestics, and the fleet of ships then backs off as the ☽☽☽ ships then launch a few hundred " ██████ █████ VACUUM ██████" devices²⁶ that enters the hell dimension. The hell dimension is annihilated, but not before the crew of the Lewis & Clark, and several 3922-A instances receive incredibly disturbing & traumatizing visions, which then suddenly stop. The Lewis & Clark is escorted back to Earth, and several 3922-A instances, this time wearing formal military attire instead of combat uniforms, then convene with world leaders discussing how certain space-time instabilities will make it unsafe to develop other methods of FTL travel for several years, and that the instances will help humanity develop space travel technology that they understand & is much safer,. The Lewis & Clark crew and the affected 3922-A instances undergo therapy for their disturbing visions. The movie ends with a short montage of the new truly futuristic Lewis & Clark ship, and the original crew & Dr Weir entering a wormhole. The ship successfully arrives at Proxima Centauri, carries out science experiments, and returns to Earth after 3 weeks, the whole mission going smoothly.
Note:This test has shown that this group is capable of annihilating entire dimensions completely. The risk this poses to the Foundation is so great that we can't just brush this development aside. - Dr. Park

Subject:Doug's 1st Movie, 1999, G
Interference Point: Immediately after "Herman"²⁷ is knocked out while Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine are witnessing it.
Result: Film length approximately 15 minutes shorter. As soon as Bill Bluff finishes his monologue to Doug and Skeeter, a group of SCP-3922-A instances appear from the woods around Lucky Duck Lake and apprehend him. Above them are a group of SCP-3922-A dropships bearing the ☽☽☽ insignia. One of the SCP-3922-A instances tell Bill Bluff that he will be in jail for a long time as they take him away. Another group of SCP-3922-A instances free Herman, while an SCP-3922-A instance with green skin and teal hair leads Skeeter and Doug back to Funkytown Amusement Park. Doug and Skeeter dance with their girlfriends Patti Mayonnaise and Beebe Bluff until the tape ends.
Note:As much as I wanted to see Bill Bluff get what's coming to him, I wonder if using this in an episode of the Nickelodeon series would yield a similar result. - Researcher Rodriguez

Subject:My Hero Academia Season 1 Episode 10, "Encounter with the Unknown" TV-16
Interference Point: Arrival of Tomura Shigaraki and his villainous associates.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances manifest next to Shigaraki and his cohorts. The other heroes and villains, confused, pause briefly. This gives the SCP-3922-A instances the opportunity to use a weapon labeled as "QUIRK DESTABILIZER" on the side. This weapon fires a charged beam of energy towards Shigaraki and Kurogiri as well as one of the Nomus, causing their "quirks" to deactivate prior to their capture by SCP-3922-A instances. Episode ends after all villains are apprehended and arrested for their crimes.

Subject:Child's Play, 1988, R
Interference Point: During the opening scene when the killer Charles Lee Ray escapes from the police.
Result: As Charles Lee Ray turns the corner to get into the car, a missile is fired off-screen, destroying the vehicle. Then multiple instances of SCP-3922-A appear and surround him pointing their weapons. Despite his surrender, the instances begin to fire multiple energy shots, eliminating Charles Lee Ray. However, the instances continue to fire for an additional █ hours, causing significant damage to the surrounding area. The movie ends with a fade to black with the typical of Three Moons insignia.

Subject:holoweEN Episode 3: Ophanim, 2022, unrated
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Notes:The request for this test was accompanied by a note from Pataphysics. Said they'd be very interested in trying to form a connection to anothersemifictional universe whose inhabitants are aware of its nature. I have the feeling whoever in the department lodged this just wants anotherPlace orMenard and are trying to defer damage control to narrative causality; unfortunately for them, that only works half the time, and Researcher Kiryu had a point. Denied. - Director Naismith

Subject:Goncharov, 1973
Interference Point: Shortly before the titular character completes his seventh and final assignment from the Black Horns crime syndicate.
Result: [DATA LOST]
Notes:No records of a movie matching this title or description have been found outside this document.

Subject: "Nightmare Shorts Episode 1: Sark's Reasoning, 2019, Unrated
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note:Request denied by Dr. Naismith, and the junior researcher who requested this has been reprimanded. Yes, Sark is a demon. Yes, he has done disgusting acts against minors. Yes, the creators of the Sonic.exe Nightmare Universe are problematic people. However, that's not what the Foundation is concerned about. We're dealing with entities in this universe that can literally erase dimensions from existence. We can't take this chance. - Senior Researcher ████████

Subject:Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean Episode 36 "Made In Heaven (1)", December 1, 2022, TV-MA
Interference Point: When the character Enrico Pucci reaches a rocketship in the air, recieving the stand "Made in Heaven"
Result: Before C-Moon can evolve into Made in Heaven, a spear previously thrown by Jotaro Kujo stops mid air, before turning around and stabbing Enrico Pucci through the chest, killing him instantly. An instance of SCP-3922-A appears an the empty rocket ship, a humanoid figure with multiple crescent moon symbols on its body manifest besides it. The instance jumps off, congratulating Jotaro for throwing the spear.
Note:Midway through the episode, the "Stand eye catch"²⁸ is replaced with the figure besides SCP-3922-A, with A in all stats and named "Guns and Roses".

Subject:Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode: "Mayhem of the Mooninites", October 14, 2001, TV-MA
Interference Point: When the character Carl Brutananadilewski discovers his car was defaced.
Result: In the next scene as the Mooninites make a beeline to Frylock's room the house is raided by six instances SCP-3922-A. They demand the surrender of the Mooninites for immediate arrest for grand theft, the false imprisonment of Meatwad, and the vandalism of Carl's car. The Mooninites fight back by firing their laughably slow moving "Quad Laser" only to be gunned down by the entities, this resulted in their deaths. Carl then goes on screen to gleefully remark on the Mooninites being killed, but he then gets interrupted by an SCP-3922-A entity questioning him on his recent solicitation of a prostitute. The entity reminded Carl on the illegality of prostitution and the exploitative nature of the practice, this made Carl begin to dart his eyes around awkwardly and then he ran away. Carl was then subsequently tasered by one of the entities and the episode abruptly cut to the end credits.

Subject:L'Arroseur Arrosé, 1895, Unrated
Interference Point: When the gardener spanks the boy near the end.
Result: Two SCP-3922-A instances run on screen from the right, forcefully separating the gardener and boy. The gardener is led away off screen by one SCP-3922-A instance due to him hitting the boy, with his punishment being unknown due to the camera used for the film being immobile. The other instance scolds the boy for his actions, with him nodding his head to show affirmation.

Subject:The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 1975, R
Interference Point: Frank N. Furter's murder of Eddie.
Result: At the moment when Frank N. Furter raises the pick-axe, several SCP-3922-A instances materialize in the background, armed with energy weapons and anti-matter lasers. They promptly apprehend Frank N. Furter, Riff Raff and Majenta, and haul them off-screen. Afterwards, they return, free Rocky Horror, transport him to a mental institution, and show Brad and Janet to the exit of Furter's castle. The SCP-3922-A instances also transport Eddie to a hospital. The film ends shortly afterwards. The end credits include a note: "THIS SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ AND WE ARE PLEASED TO REPORT THAT NO CRIMES OF PASSION HAVE BEEN PERPETRATED DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS FILM."
Note: The Rocky Horror Picture Show has a long history of audience participation and participation of actors who may ad lib, leading to potential deviations from the script. Due to the unpredictable nature of the production, it is currently recommended to not conduct any experiments involving SCP-3922 and its live performances of the film.

Subject:Death Note, Entire Series, 2006, TV-MA
Interference Point: Ryuk drops the Death Note in the human world, and Light Yagami picks it up.
Result: Just after Light Yagami picks up the Death Note, the location of the entire series shifts to Corbenic. One by one, Yagami's victims are taken to Luna Major (The Initiative's primary afterlife colony) and, if needed, administered justice by the Perdition Committee for their crimes. Aside from lighthearted slice-of-life antics about the victims adjusting to their new daily lives in Corbenic, the only consistent plot thread is the cast slowly gathering resources to file a class-action lawsuit against Yagami upon his death.

Subject:Bo Burnham: INSIDE, 2021, TV-MA
Interference Point: Entire Film
Result: SCP-3922-A instances appear in the majority of shots throughout the film, although they do not appear to interact with Bo Burnham directly. Instead, they can be seen monitoring his actions and behavior, taking note of his mental state and creative output. Furthermore, the number of SCP-3922-A instances increases throughout the film. Despite their presence, Bo appears to carry on unaware of their presence. At the final shot, a SCP-3922-A instance places their hand on Bo's shoulder in an attempt to offer him support. However, Bo does not respond to the gesture and continues to watch what he has created. Everything else remains unchanged.

Subject:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Season 3 Episode 6 "Goofy's Magical Mix-Up", June 19, 2010
Interference Point: When Goofy's magical trick goes awry, causing Pluto's doghouse to disappear.
Result: As soon as Pluto's doghouse vanishes, four SCP-3922-A instances materialize on screen, they immediately begin scanning the area for any trace of the doghouse demanding that the spell be reversed immediately. Goofy, who was unaware of the magnitude of his mistake, is taken through 58-minute educational sequence about the legal consequences of unsanctioned thaumaturgy as defined by the Initiative's Pan-Dimensional Arcana Conventions. Though Pluto does not return Mickey is informed via form letter that the estimated transdimensional recovery time of his dog will take approximately 27 business days.

Subject:Pizza Tower, 2023, Unrated (full playthrough recorded)
Interference Point: Ending cutscene of last level ("The Crumbling Tower of Pizza").
Result: As the game's main characters and bosses watch the eponymous tower finally crumble down, a SCP-3922-A instance enters the scene and taps on Peppino's shoulder. It questions him regarding several unheard health violations flagged onPeppino's Pizza, the restaurant owned by the player character. Peppino does not respond, merely staring at the instance in a shocked, teary-eyed expression. The entity proceeds to briefly speak on its radio, before a giant spaceship — labeled "☽☽☽ TACTICAL PIZZA CRUSHER" — flies down from the sky and obliterates the pizzaria with a nuclear laser. The rest of the recording is unnoteworthy, save for an unending, high-pitched scream superimposed on the audio, even continuing past the SCP-3922 end title card.

Subject:Ang Probinsyano (FPJ's Ang Probinsyano), Season 1: Episode 3 “Buhay”, 2015
Interference Point: After Ador²⁹ spots the newly freed criminal asking money from store vendors.
Result: As Ador follows the criminal, several SCP-3922-A instances descend from helicopters and take over, revealing themselves as members of The Three Moons Initiative. The SCP-3922-A instances successfully capture the criminal for extortion, and SPO1 Ramos for manipulating the criminal to commit the crime. After this, Ador is held in interrogation for a while by the SCP-3922-A instances, who explain that they have taken over the war on drugs and other illegal activities nationwide and that Cardo can retire to be happy with his family. Ador is later set free from the interrogation but continues his work as a police chief. The next scene shows a long montage where the SCP-3922-A instances successfully capture various criminals. In one scene, they successfully capture Don Emilio and his associates, using a combination of laser weaponry and stun grenades. The remaining scenes of the episode show Ador adjusting to life with his wife and son, and occasionally being checked on by SCP-3922-A instances. The episode ends with Ador and his wife guiding their son to school, as the camera pans out showing multiple SCP-3922-A instances protecting the school and other buildings nearby which are all painted with The Three Moons insignia.

Subject: A recorded playthrough ofFive Nights at Freddy's, 2014, T
Interference Point: Beginning of playthrough
Result: The playthrough consists of the night guard lazily checking security footage, reading newspapers, drinking coffee, and facing no danger whatsoever. While the animatronics occasionally move, they are fully contained within experimental devices labeled "RESIDUAL ACTIVITY SUPPRESSION MATRIX V 1.20" and bearing the ☽☽☽ Psychotronics Division insignia. One of the articles in the night guard's newspapers involves the corpse of a man named William Afton being found in a ditch with 1,302 bullet wounds.

Subject: Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise, 2007, Unrated
Interference Point: Right before Ron discovers the pipe bomb.
Result: Five SCP-3922-A instances appear as puppets, they immediately warn Ron to stay away from the pipe bomb. The SCP-3922-A instances quickly disable the bomb. Voldemort appears confused by the appearance of SCP-3922-A instances. The SCP-3922-A instances immediately kill Voldemort by using revolvers. All the puppets shout "Yay!" after Voldemort's defeat. All the puppets then slide down, then a sign appears saying "THE END -☽☽☽". The curtains slide back in.

Subject: A recorded playthrough of Hatred, 2015, AO
Interference Point: At the start of the game.
Result: The main character is immediately killed by an unseen sniper, ending the video.
Note: Title card at the end was different, reading only "NO. ☽☽☽"

Subject:The Menu, 2022, R
Interference Point: During the introduction of Sous-Chef Jeremy Louden's "The Mess"
Result: 15 instances of SCP-3922-A storm the front entrance of Hawthorne carrying assault rifles shooting Jeremy Loudin and Julian Slowik non-lethally in the legs. Carrying the rear is Doug Verrick wearing a harness with angel wings in handcuffs. The instances of SCP-3922-A enter the kitchen and procure several bowls of emulsions from the 3rd Course "Breadless Bread Plate" and shrink wrap. They proceed to use emulsions and shrink wrap to waterboard and interrogate Tyler Ledford in the middle of the restaurant while rhetorically asking "You wanted to be embalmed in this. Right?". Tyler confesses over the course of 15 minutes to his correspondence with Chef Julian Slowik, the latter's plan to kill everyone present, the specifics of why Slowik wants to kill them, and the fact that Margot is an escort. Following this, SCP-3922-A instances arrest Slowik and his staff for attempted murder as well as Bryce, Soren, and Dave for their white-collar crimes. The rest of the guests are escorted off the island to safety. Tyler is left in the restaurant. The duration of the film's runtime is dedicated to showing Tyler trapped on the island, unable to leave or call for help and struggling to use the tools and ingredients from the restaurant's kitchen.

Subject:Dining Room or There is Nothing, 2006, Unrated
Interference Point: Right before the woman's head falls into the bowl.
Result: Two SCP-3922-A instances immediately appear and prevent the woman's head from falling into the bowl of soup. They quickly attend to the woman, checking for any injuries or signs of distress. The woman initially wakes up in shock at the sudden appearance of the SCP-3922-A instances, but calms down once they reassure her and explain their purpose. They advise her to be careful.

Subject:POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN, 1983, Unrated
Interference Point: When the cannibal first comes into the mall.
Result: The cannibal is immediately arrested by SCP-3922-A instances for stalking and attempted cannibalism. The SCP-3922-A instances then proceed to take the cannibal away, while the two young women of the video look on in shock.

Subject:Blank Room Soup.avi, 2006, Unrated
Interference Point: When one of the people wearing a RayRay costume is approaching the man.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances immediately burst into the room, shooting both RayRays. One of the SCP-3922-A instances is then seen comforting the man that was eating soup.

Subject:"Snuff Films Do Not Exist", 2000, Unrated
Interference Point: Title of the film.
Result: Immediately cuts to an end title, reading "ANDYOU CAN HELP MAKE THAT A REALITY, CITIZEN! ☽☽☽"

Subject:LACKADAISY (Pilot), 2023, Unrated
Interference Point: 5:51 into the video, When the Lackadaisy trio³⁰ are Ambushed by the Marigold Gang.
Result: As Ivy turns around, an SCP-3922-A instance steps out of the vehicle, carrying a Browning Automatic Fire, before opening fire. The video continues as normal (aside from the lack of the Marigold Gang) until 15:52 in the video, when one of the SCP-3922-A instances says, supposedly to a superior, “We lost them, we’ll try again later.” The episode continues as normal, except for the post credit scene, which is removed entirely.
Note:Usually, SCP-3922-A would’ve taken care of them by the first chance, but it’s almost like they were purposefully going easy on the Lackadaisy Crew. But that begs the question, what makes Lackadaisy so different from any other sort of media they’ve encountered before? Surely, given the legality of prohibition at the time, they would have gone much harder on them, right? Perhaps more indie media needs to be tested in the near future. - Dr. Nasimith

Subject:Robots, 2005, PG
Interference Point: When Bigweld knocks over the dominoes on The Bigweld Show.
Result: As the dominoes knock over, they land on the pause button of a remote control that resemblesSCP-5510. Bigweld and the various object and characters in the background freeze in place. 15 seconds later, Bigweld's body opens up to reveal a CGI render resembling a
simulacrum of Mel Brooks circa 2005 wearing a blue motion capture suit. The following exchange ensues.

Brooks: Alright, come on out! I know you guys are hiding here.
Several automatons resembling anthropomorphic instances of SCP-2578 wearing SCP-3922-A attire materialize around Mel Brooks.
Brooks: I knew it! I thought I was clear about this: You guys are not supposed to interfere with my movies.
Brooks points directly to the screen.
Brooks: And you guys are not supposed to run experiments on my movies.
One of the automatons opens up to reveal a CGI render of SCP-3922-A, wearing a white motion capture suit.
SCP-3922-A: Mr. Brooks, with all due respect, this is not your movie. You didn't direct or pro…
Brooks: You think I don't know that! That's why I got this!
Brooks produces a clipboard containing several sheets of paper from the Bigweld exoskeleton and hands it to the SCP-3922-A instance. They proceed to thumb through the sheets for 5 minutes.
SCP-3922-A: Yeah, okay, fantastic.
Instance directly faces the camera
SCP-3922-A: So um, just so you guys at home know, this is an amendment to theMelvin James Kaminsky Exclusion Act of 1945 ratified in 2015. The TL;DR is that it extends the legal definition of a Mel Brooks movie to anything that he was even remotely involved in the creation of. This includes movies that Mel Brooks produced, wrote for, directed, or starred in. It also extends this exemption to any movie that starred an actor whose career was heavily dependent on Brooks, like Gene Wilder.
The SCP-3922-A holds up the document to the screen which contains the signatures of all current, past, and future members the O-5 Council, The Ethics Committee, the Administrator, and Dr. Naismith³¹. He proceeds to hand it back to Brooks.
Brooks: Thank you! Now get out of here.
SCP-3922-A instances climb back inside their exoskeletons and promptly de-manifest. Mel Brooks places a domino into Bigweld's right hand. He climbs back into Bigweld with the SCP-5510 replica. He pauses to look back at the screen.
Brooks: Honestly, I think you guys have bigger fish to fry than shoehorning the space men into your favorite movies. Don'tcha think?
Bigweld closes. The film resumes with no further alterations.

Note:… No seriously, how? I don't even remember signing that thing.- Dr. Naismith

Subject:Who Killed Captain Alex?, 1 March 2010
Interference Point: End of film
Result: In an end credits scene, a single SCP-3922-A instance is sitting in a chair. They turn to the camera and say, "What was that?"
Note:Sounds about right. - Researcher Lang

Subject:Chainsaw Man, Episode 1 "Dog & Chainsaw", 2022, TV-MA
Interference Point: The Zombie Devil reveals itself and sends its zombies to kill Denji and Pochita.
Result: Multiple SCP-3922-A instances storm the warehouse and gun down the zombies and the Zombie Devil itself. One of the instances then approaches Denji and offers him food and shelter. However, the instance then suddenly undergoes a drastic change in personality, exclaiming to Denji that "the boss" is here. As in the unaltered episode, Makima arrives in a car with her assistants, except the three of them are wearing ID badges in Japanese emblazoned with ☽☽☽ symbols. All instances of SCP-3922-A immediately begin praising Makima. Makima approaches Denji, and politely asks him for Pochita so they can take care of him together. Denji, infatuated with her, obliges as Pochita begins to growl and snarl at Makima. Makima faces the camera and [DATA EXPUNGED], necessitating that all researchers present be administered Class A amnestics.
Note:Proposal to require extensive research of the source material before further testing of SCP-3922. Researcher Kwon hadn't read the manga and was unaware of Makima's true nature and power level, and because of her ignorance we nearly got a new dangerous anomaly running loose. - Dr. Hawthorne

Subject:Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, 2006, R
Interference Point: The scene where Borat Sagdiyev is chasing an American civilian with the stated aim of "saying hi".
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances interfere to restrain Borat and place him in a black truck which carries the ☽☽☽ symbol on it. They then take him into a rehabilitation clinic where numerous citizens of other Third World nations are schooled in classes taught by SCP-3922-A instances. The rest of the movie consists of SCP-3922-A's semi-successful attempts to teach Borat about Western culture and human decency, however, Borat's ignorancy and obliviousness make this process extremely difficult. The movie lasts for close to 2 hours 45 minutes, and in the end, Borat is deemed "safe for the public" and is reintegrated into American society.

Subject:Salad Fingers, Episode 1 “Spoons”, 2004, Unrated
Interference Point: Entire episode.
Result: Instances of SCP-3922-A deploy via dropship and proceed to apprehend Salad Fingers and admit him into a mental asylum. The rest of the episode consists of the titular character recovering from his mental state through methods such as psychological therapy with an instance of SCP-3922-A medical personnel, usage of a medication labelled as “Tactical Anti-Hallucinogenics”, peer support involving multiple SCP-3922-A instances, with a significant change in the appearance of the episode to display the main character’s rehabilitation and his severe hallucinations recovering as a result. By the end of the episode, Salad Fingers is displayed as an ordinary human being working at an office building, fully integrated into society. The episode’s credits are preceded by the Three Moons title card accompanied by the words, “Mental stability is of utmost importance.”
Note:There goes my childhood nightmares. -Dr. Suzuki

Subject:“Learning With Pibby” Official Trailer
Interference Point: None, test canceled
Result: None, test canceled
Note:There is no telling how SCP-3922-A would react to this. What if it gets consumed, or even worse, spread? — Dr. Une

Subject: Theremake of the music video for the song "Freestyler", by Bomfunk MC's, 2019, not rated.
Interference point: Immediately after Raymond Ebanks ("B.O. Dubb") imbues the protagonist's mobile phone with reality-altering capabilities.
Result: The other passengers in the subway car have been replaced by five instances of SCP-3922-A. One instance confiscates the mobile phone, while the other four confront Dubb, accusing him of being dangerously irresponsible. Accompanied by a techno/hip-hop beat,³² Dubb responds that he did nothing wrong, points out that the protagonist's reality-altering activities would have been carefully monitored, emphasizes that he was prepared to completely rewind time and undo the events if the protagonist began to abuse her newfound abilities, and says "The best way to test a potential recruit's moral fitness is to let them think they have unlimited power. " During this, the protagonist appears significantly distressed. The instances quietly discuss Dubb's points among themselves, then offer the mobile phone to the protagonist. Instead of taking it, she recoils in horror and flees, jumping out of the subway car and onto the platform; the camera then shows her running up the escalator and out of the subway station.
Investigation of Ebanks and the other members of Bomfunk MC's has not revealed any anomalous phenomena.

Subject:A Serbian Film (2010)
Interference Point: Beginning of the film
Result: Entire film is replaced with Don Bluth'sA Troll in Central Park (1994) with Serbian subtitles.
Note:Well, it's a Serbian film now. - Researcher Paulsen

Subject:Found (2012), Unrated (Rated 18 in the United Kingdom)
Interference point: The scene after Marcus bullies Marty
Result: Marty is approached by an unarmed instance of SCP-3922-A when nobody else is around, who asks him if he is okay, to which a surprised Marty enters a conversation with the strange man who acts as a sort of personal therapist to him, to which he eventually gets Marty, who is feeling scared and uneasy, to confess about Steve’s activities, just wanting for all the pain and bullying to stop, to which the SCP-3922-A instance after comforting him calls his superiors on a walkie talkie, confirming to them that “they’ve got the one”. Soon enough in the next scene Marty’s home is raided by several SCP-3922-A agents, with them finding Steve in his room and demanding him to get down onto ground, to which he immediately attempts to flee with his weapons but is incapacitated and taken into custody, his parents unable to do anything but watch in shock and horror, while a single 3922-A instance inspects the bowling ball bag, confirming it to his superiors over the radio that the severed head of an African American woman who recently went missing is inside, with Steve being charged with multiple murders and planning another and being hauled off to jail.

The rest of the film depicts Marty’s parents’ and the town’s reaction to his older brother being a serial killer who primarily targeted black people because of his racist views. Marty’s father is eventually arrested soon afterwards for child abuse, while him and his mother both receive psychotherapy by the Three Moons Initiative, trying to understand and come to terms with what has happened, with Marty attempting to improve his life and stand up for himself, while not embracing the evils that his brother committed.

Subject:Threads (1984), 15
Interference point: Beginning
Result: The film becomes a five-minute series of radio and news reports detailing how the Three Moons Initiative has led peace talks between the Soviet Union and the United States over the situation in Iran, with leaders of both nations agreeing to donate their entire nuclear arsenal to the Initiative "for their struggle against the Threll Dominion."

Subject:Funny Games (1997), Not Rated (16 in Austria)
Interference point: Beginning
Result: 109 uninterrupted minutes of the Schober family (including Sissi) playing humorous board games. Seen briefly through their window, the house guarded by a fortified detachment of SCP-3922-A.

Subject:The Poughkeepsie Tapes, 2007, R
Interference Point: The Beginning
Result: The intro of the movie is skipped over entirely, beginning with the first tape of Edward Carver, the serial killer of the movie, in the process of abducting his first victim, an eight-year-old girl, when he is suddenly ambushed and put under arrest by a SWAT team of SCP-3922-A, where he is taken away into a police van, the little girl being taken care of by a single 3922-A instance while the voice of who is presumably her mother rushes onto the scene, and Carver’s camera is picked up before being turned off. Most of the film’s runtime is home videos and other media of his victims from the original film, enjoying their lives without them being ended and/or ruined by Carver. At the end of the film in 2001, police raid a house in Poughkeepsie, New York, who discover Carver in the basement, rescued but being irreversibly damaged from his ordeal, having clearly been tortured and imprisoned over a very long period of time, where upon plans and evidence of his crimes and mental state being found all over his home, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital. Instead of getting to sadistically enjoy infamy as one of the most feared serial killers in the country, Edward instead ends up as an obscure case of a mentally unwell man who was punished for crimes he planned to do but ultimately wasn’t able to commit. The final scene of the movie shows teenager Cheryl Dempsey happily celebrating her birthday with her family, friends, and her boyfriend Tim.
Note: “Well, I got to say that was chilling but quite unique for the Three Moons Initiative, instead of just killing him on the spot, they let him live, but neither being able to commit any of his crimes due to the intense trauma inflicted upon him, nor will he be able to get any attention from committing such horrific acts. For all intents and purposes, he will just be a traumatized, lonely nobody.” - Researcher Lang

Subject:Saw, (2004), R
Interference Point: When Zep moves to murder Alison and Diana
Result: A SWAT van with the Three Moons Initiative’s insignia displayed on the right-side of the vehicle pulls up outside the Gordon’s residence, much to Detective Tapp’s confusion. A team of SCP-3922-A burst through the door and with the help of Alison overwhelm and arrest a scared and hopeless Zap Hindle. Alison tells Lawrence over the phone that she’s she’s alive, which prevents him from cutting off his own foot. Using the information from a defeated Zep, the 3922-A, joined by Tapp, rush over to the sewers, where they reach Lawrence and Adam, freeing them both from their chains, and upon discovering that the corpse in the middle of the room is actually still alive apprehended him and take away for questioning. The film ends with Adam, Lawrence, and the others being questioned by police and being attended by doctors, where Adam talks to the police due to his job as a photographer, Lawrence confesses having an affair to his wife where after all they have been through respectively decide to get a divorce, Zep gets the antidote to the poison in his body while accepting his arrest, and the mysterious man, who upon him awaking and being tazed due to him attempting to attack Tapp out of rage upon realising his plans were ruined and revealed to be John Kramer, the real Jigsaw Killer, is officially put under arrest by police, being charged for his various crimes, the film ending with the 3922-A exiting the room, Kramer yelling at them that this won’t be the end of his mission, before the door is closed on him.

Subject:Creep, (2014), R
Interference Point: When Josef attempts to stop Aaron from leaving
Result: A SWAT team of 3922-A soldiers burst into Josef’s house and overwhelm him, forcing him down to the ground and placing him under arrest, all the while Aaron is shocked as his camera keeps on rolling, asking what’s going on to, which the main soldier tells Aaron they’ll explain to him later and advise him to return back to his home. The next scene back at his home Aaron is being questioned by 3922-A investigators about Josef, being informed of his various crimes in the past, including how they found many recordings of his past victims in his house, much to Aaron’s shock and horror, realising that he himself was really close to being murdered by Josef. The rest of the film details Aaron’s investigation into Josef’s life and backstory, while the man himself is put on trial and sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole, with the loved ones of his past victims receiving reparations. The film ends with Aaron reminiscing about his time with Josef and his subsequent arrest, ending the film in a happy note saying that due to the attention the case received, he managed to find a job at a news company as a journalist.

Subject: A full playthrough ofAmanda the Adventurer³³ (2022)
Interference Point: At the end of the second puzzle.
Result: Alongside the VHS tape used to progress was an item resembling SCP-3922. The item was placed on the TV in the room prior to insertion of the tape, the contents of which vastly changing; Amanda is now instructing the player to assist her in escape while being pursued by three instances of 3922-A. Interestingly, Wooly³⁴ is unseen.

Subject:Wolf Creek, 2005, R
Interference Point: When Mick Taylor gives Liz, Kristy, and Ben water that causes them to fall unconscious
Result: As the three tourists start to feel the effects of their water being tampered with, the sound of a vehicle screeching to a halt outside alerts Mick, only to be met by a team of SCP-3922-A who barge in through the front door and shoot him in the neck, before quickly approaching the shocked and horrified Liz, Kristy, and Ben, who they take outside while assuring them of their safety before they eventually pass out. Meanwhile Mick, who is still alive despite being shot in the neck, attempts to shoot back at the 3922-A instances, who proceed to beat, stab, and shoot Mick in various parts of his body for most of the film’s remaining runtime, where afterwards they drag him outside and throw him into a ditch, finally shooting him dead, leaving him to be found by a passing motorist (the same one who was shot dead by Mick in the original movie). SCP-3922-A instances then proceed to send evidence of Mick’s crimes to the Australian police, who investigate his home and find his large stock of cars and travellers' possessions, including video cameras, confirming he was a killer and sexual assaulter who was behind several mysterious disappearances in the Outback in the past. The final scene shows Liz, Kristy, and Ben in an Australian hospital, being aided to by doctors, nurses, and police, with the news of Mick Taylor’s body being found and his crimes being exposed, much to their shock, having coming so close to having become his newest victims, where afterwards they go back home. A series of title cards state that the families of victims of Mick Taylor were given full compensation, Mick’s home was fully cleaned out and eventually demolished, and that public discourse and controversy over the revelation of the murders leads to reforms and improvements of Australians law enforcement, especially when it comes to crimes that take place in the Outback. The film ends with the Swedish couple from the original film driving down the road in the Outback safely.

Subject:The Mist, 2007, R
Interference Point: Beginning of the film
Result: The film proceeds normally, with the citizens of Brighton, Maine dealing with a severe thunderstorm as David Drayton, his wife Stephanie, and their eight-year-old son Billy and the other characters deal with a rather unsupernatural storm when compared to the original movie, with no mist or lovecraftian monsters being seen. In one scene, a soldier named Jessup reveals while talking to two of his fellow soldiers in the local military base that a government project to discover other dimensions was indefinitely halted due to the intervention of a “Three Moons organisation”, who declared their experiment “too dangerous and risky” to the local residents, with the mysterious group supposedly entering into talks with the confused US government, who reportedly had never heard of the group before. The film ends with David, Stephanie, and Billy happily reuniting after the violent thunderstorm.
Note: I seriously hope that we just didn’t possibly give the ☽☽☽ Initiative access to interdimensional technology… - Dr. Naismith

Subject:Eden Lake, (2008), R
Interference Point: After the teens pull out knives on Steve and Jenny
Result: The scuffle is interrupted when a man offscreen yells at the group demanding to know what is going on, with it being revealed to be a group of SCP-3922-A with flashlights pointed at them, to which Steve, Jenny, and Brett’s friends immediately stand down upon realising they are armed, but after Bonnie runs at the soldiers, resulting in them being shot with a dart, Brett is sent into a rage and attacks the 3922-A commander, who simply punches him in the face, sending him to the ground unconscious, much to everybody’s shock. The 3922-A arrest the teens while taking in Steve and Jenny for questioning, who after a few minutes of talking with two 3922-A instances are let go and are helped in being given their stuff back. Meanwhile, Brett and his gang are interrogated by 3922-A instances about their activities, which include abuse, harassment, stealing, and attempted murder, with most of them being scared straight with the exception of Brett, who attempts to attack the 3922-A instances upon being enraged by them, being forced to the ground. Soon enough the kids are taken back into town, where the parents are all visited and informed of what their kids have been doing, much to their shock and disbelief, with Jon³⁵ and the other parents angrily trying to refute this and go to comfort their kids and trying to fight for their innocence, only to be met with most of their kids confessing, scared and crying of being caught and facing punishment, with Brett simply staring blankly at his parents while the 3922-A instances provide proof and evidence of their kids’ activities and crimes, with him and his gang’s local reputation in the town basically being completely ruined. Eventually, the kids are all sentenced to juvenile detention alongside therapy, with varying sentences depending on their specific crimes, with Brett receiving the most severe sentence due to his psychotic behaviour. Alongside this, 3922-A instances, due to reports of juvenile delinquency and poor parenting, report to the local English government, successfully managing to start an investigation and programme in order to bring awareness to being good and responsible parents, while dissuading the youth from engaging in illegal activities, especially serious ones like abuse or murder. The film ends with Steve and Jenny returning home, relieved and happy to have been saved just in time before things escalated to the point that something truly terrible happened, intercut with Brett sitting in his cell.

Further tests are to be documented inSCP-3922 Extended Test Logs, Volume 2