Movatterモバイル変換

Yeah, let's start with this one. It's a good introduction to the way things work in this place. Okay, so there's this janitor, and his visible friend, right? They're gonna die of old age here.

SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports

Hey, that's the Site Director! He's been the Site Director for more than twenty years, minus a two-week period where… hahaha, oh man, funny story. Okay, maybe notfunny, but…

SCP-5109: The One-Time Password

We don't talk about this one much anymore. It looked like it was gonna be the Next Big Thing, but then there was that unfortunate business with the bombs, and… well.

SCP-5243: The Breach that Keeps On Breaching

Ugh, is it that time of year again? Go into your room, lock the door, and if you hear explosions, don't worry about it. They're old explosions.

The Significant Others, Part "A"

So, you remember the mirror monster? About that mirror monster…

The Significant Others, Part "B"

I hope things turn out well for the janitor, he's a pretty swell dude.

Phase Two:

The Past is a Foreign Element

SCP-5382: The Cure, and What Ails You

You want to hear about how this place got started? Oh, sure, it's an interesting story. Along, interesting story. A long interesting story about a textually-transmitted disease and the pseudoscience ads that have cured it for four hundred years. Do I have your attention yet?

SCP-5494: The Lords of the Beneath World

How about those underwater panthers, eh? Can you believe it, they actually tried to capture them back when they were building the Site. Hahaha. Boy,that turned out well.

SCP-5520: The Rabbit Hole

Come here for a second. You see that door? That one, right there? Don't ever open that door. Why? Because it leads to a gigantic ravine and a gigantic underground factory. They say it's haunted. And then they get amnesticized, because it's SECRET haunted!

Phase Three:

Atypical Containment

The B&B Decommission

Have you met Dr. Blank and Dr. Bradbury? They used to be quite the team, back in the day. They're quite the team again, thanks to what happened during that whole General Bowe disaster. You didn't hear about that? It's a great object lesson in why our way works.

Secure Facility Dossier:Site-43

I think you're ready for the big picture. It's got lots of small pictures in it, if you get bored.

Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties

Are you a history buff? Yeah, not a lot of people are. But the history of this place is truly wacko, so I think it's worth taking a dive into. Just don't breathe too deep.

Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask

Don't believe the title. You're not gonna learn how to break down esoteric effluence by reading this. You might just learn how to become a better researcher, though.

Phase Four:

Back to the Present

SCP-5618: The Dead End

So, keep this under your hat, but we might be in an alternate reality. Yeah, it's 5243's fault. Yeah, a lot of things are, around here.

SCP-5751: The Last Word

I've decided I'm never going to die. When you die, all the awful shit you deleted comes back to haunt you in CD-ROM form. Not even joking. There's a file on it and everything.

SCP-5866: The Namesnake

Have you seen Dr. Corbin lately? She seems really down; Theology and Teleology is a depressing field. I hear they're getting some cool new bones, maybe that'll cheer her up.

The Huron Carol

It's that time of year again. Apparently. It's hard to tell when you're stuck underground, surrounded by sick people. Merry whatever! Keep your distance, please.

Phase Five:

Around the World in Nineteen Tales

The Time After Time Password

Full storyline complete as of11/30/2021!

This place doesn't exist in a vacuum. There's a whole world of Sites out there! And we saved their asses. It's classified as all hell, but that's the short version. Thereis a long version.

Phase Six:

The Past is a Foreign Country…

The Good Work

People say this place was founded by two men who were very close, for a very long time. People say a lot of things about those two; they're the only ones who really knew the truth.

Graduation, Part 1 of 2:Dissertation

Have you ever wondered how someone comes to work at the Foundation? No, of course not, youdo work at the Foundation! Well, I bet everyone else wonders. At least a little bit.

Graduation, Part 2 of 2:Defence

What was your first anomaly? Did you stumble on it in the wild, or did you get to see it behind glass, where it couldn't hurt you? Did you take a chance, and risk it all?

SCP-5054-EX: The Memetic Myth of Joe Who?

Not many people who work here are remembered once they're gone. Conversely, not many people whodon't work here are forgotten. Sometimes these things dovetail.

SCP-5162: The Weight

Everybody who works here has a story. Some of them are funny, most of them are sad, a few of them are scary, but very few are boring. Some of them are harder to classify.

SCP-5956: THEREISNOCANNON

by Placeholder McD and HarryBlank

So "magic explosions happen here annually" is the short version. "Magic timeline shenanigans happen here often" is the longer version. Thelongest version is also… really upsetting.

Phase Seven:

…They Do Things Differently There

SCP-5756: The Constant Reminder

It's really sad, what happened to Dr. Deering… but don't tell his brother. It's really sad what happened to him, too. They have that in common; it's basically the only thing they share.

SCP-5238: The Ship of Dreams

Not many people bring a bona-fide anomaly with them to the Foundation when they're hired. That's, like, a reverse signing bonus! Anyway, ask Dr. Blank about ocean liners.

SCP-5295: The Person-to-Personal Computer

People working in IT have it rough, so it's no wonder some of them snap under the pressure. Chief Marroquin, though, he snapped in style — 1990s Apple Macintosh style.

SCP-5281-D: The Man of the Hour

There's no D-class at Site-43, and we treat our humanoids well. Even we have our limits, however, and wouldn't you know it? Child cannibalism is one of them.

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head… wonder why.

Phase Eight:

You Have to Laugh

SCP-5734: The Unverb

by Ihp

We do a lot of memetics work at 43, and there's a reason for that: we're in a slow-burning war with the original memeticists. Watch your language around them, or you might lose it.

SCP-5416: The Lever

We've been finding a ton of these weird little objects that do big, terrible things lately. Sometimes we figure them out. Sometimes that's good. It wasn't, in this case.

SCP-5524: The Insatiable Semantic

Ever meet somebody with a stupid name? No, I mean astupid name. No, I mean a really, really,really stupid name. Yes. No! Alright, you're not getting it. Here's what I mean.

The Lamest Story Never Told

by Ihp

Not everyone has a story, if you ask me. Take Dr. Wettle. Please. Hahaha! But seriously, there's no explanation for why he is the way he is except personal failings. There can't be.

SCP-5616: The Woman in the Incinerator

Have you met Dr. Reynders? She's the easiest person in the entire Site to meet. She has no schedule, and she's always in the same place.Always. Sincenineteen-forty-three.

Phase Nine:

It's Later Than You Think

SCP-6500: Inevitable

by Aethris,DarkStuff,Grigori Karpin,HarryBlank,
Ihp,Placeholder McD,S D Locke

What would our world be like if all the strange, wonderful, horrible things were gone? We might be about to find out. Is it possible we've been doing things wrong this whole time?

SCP-5056 Audio Transcripts

Wow, seems like only yesterday I was introducing you to Phil and his mirror monster. Time flies when you're having fun, eh? Time hasn't flown for Phil very often.

SCP-5056: The Mirror Image

A lot has happened in the past year, and it's trickled all the way down to everyone's favourite sad-sack janitor. I think perhaps it's time to look back on what we've accomplished.

SCP-5729: The Ghost in the Shed

We all have strange childhood memories. Oh! That reminds me. You are required to report all strange childhood memories to the Spectrometry and Spectremetry Section ASAP.

Whose Lake Is It Anyway?

We don't own this land. It wasn't for sale, and anyway we never paid a penny for it. There is an injustice baked into this story, and it's hard to digest; this park was stolen.

SCP-5883: The Flip Side

If you've noticed anybody acting kinda weird lately, you should tell Dr. Lillihammer. Okay, I know, everyone here is already weird, but. I meanreally weird. Like, Australian weird.

Phase Ten:

Edge Cases

SCP-6056: The Crumpening

Explosions are not a rarity at this Site. The thing is, we've gotten used to our explosions. Our explosions arescheduled. We do not approve of unscheduled explosions at this Site.

SCP-5243 Video Transcripts

by Placeholder McD and HarryBlank

Perhaps I should have clarified earlier. We don't approve ofanything unscheduled in our regularly-scheduled magical meltdowns. Poor Dr. Wettle… and poor Dr. Zlatá?

CODE NAME: Pickman/Blank - The Frontispiece

by Ihp and HarryBlank

Lake HuronSupply,Control, andPurification.S&CPlastics. How do we dare to be so overt? And what kind of a name is "The Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation" anyway? There's got to be something deeper going on. There's got to be a story here.

The Martinet Effect

Dr. LeBlanc has been hanging out with Dr. Wettle for a long time, now. That can't be healthy for him. But maybe, just maybe, it can be healthy for Dr. Wettle…

Pride of Place

Some things really are forever.

The Forms

In an office deep and dreary, Dr. Elstrom's feeling leery of the requisition forms she's forced to sign the whole day long. Presently she feels a pang of conscience, and begins harangue designed to keep her spirits warm: calm down, Karen, sign the forms.

SCP-6121: The Capslock Crew

You ever notice how many funny guy SCPs we contain these days? When did that start, anyway? Why haven't I ever heard of the very first funny guys to get contained?

SCP-6263: The Instant Karma

Spelling is hard when your an idiot.

A Bitch

Karen Elstrom gets a lot of shit as Site-43's chief administrative officer. She brings more than a little of it on herself. Why does she seem so keen to be that thing what rhymes with 'itch'?

On the Same Page

Hatred is romance plus time. Love is romance plus time plus having something in common.

Ho

We celebrate our good fortune at the end of another successful year of s-ing, c-ing and p-ing. It's not much of a celebration, because we haven't got much good fortune.

SCP-6156: Oh, Doug!

by Calibold

Philip and Doug have grown so much over the past few years, and they've really made an impact on Site-43… and beyond. At least VKTM cared enough to hire some good actors.

Phase Eleven:

Not Again

SCP-6382: The Fire Breaks

Thegiftschreiber announce the dawning of a new era with attacks on all branches of the SCP Foundation. Thilo Zwist knows that only he can set things right. Is he wrong?

SCP-6484: The Circumlocutors

Okay, you ever feel like people are getting worse at writing? Not specific people, butpeople, basically everybody? Oh, cripes, iseverything an anomaly now?

Two Two Two Two Two

There's something on the horizon. No, actually, it'stwo somethings, and theyare the horizon. And the horizon is getting closer.

SCP-6519: The Spirit in the Sky

Spectrometry and Spectremetry studies the limin between life and death, the ultimate fate of all mankind. Naturally, nobody takes them seriously. Except the ghosts.

SCP-6643: The Common (?) Denominator

Science, in a nutshell, is about testing the boundaries of the known. Parascience is about testing the boundaries of theunknown, and that can get a whole lot weirder.

SCP-7000: The Loser

Dr. William Wallace Wettle is not the unluckiest man on Earth. That would be a mark of distinction, and poor old Willie's got none of those. But when worldwide probability goes on the collective fritz, his one point of stable sad-sackery becomes the Foundation's most distinctive asset. He's about to become very famous, and he's going to hate it very much.

Phase Twelve:

The Breach Goes On, Volume One

Bury the Survivors

The eighth of September, 2002 is a black mark on the safety record of Site-43. Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-D exploded, eight staff members died, and the lives of the rest were irrevocably changed. It's time we found out why it happened… and what it all meant.

Phase Thirteen:

The Calm Amidst the Storm

Les Enfants Vont Bien

Marie Arsenault is about to greet her last trick or treater. Sleep tight, child.

Graveyard Shift

What better night to go hunting for ghosts than All Hallow's Eve? Any other night. We should have pickedany other god damn night. Shift happens.

Come Home for Zwistmas

Some of our people are becoming magic people. Some magic people are becoming our people. The end of the year is a time for becoming, and belonging.

Testing the Margins

Lillian Lillihammer is back from her cryptomantic training retreat. By the time this day is out, she'll be making Delfina Ibanez and Udo Okorie wish they could retreat themselves.

SCP-6721: "The Light Uncanny"

We're a tight-knit group at 43, and the passage of time has little effect on that. When we think one of ours is in danger, well, that's whenwe're at our most dangerous.

SCP-6858: "The Wolf, Down"

The Occult and Supernatural Activity Taskforce of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police is a big name for small men in large hats. And there's not much inside those hats.

SCP-6965: "The Hoping Machines"

Some fights never end. Some fighters just won't quit. The Guthrie family has been in the trenches for three generations, and their long struggle might just set the rest of us free.

Nx-143

It's an open secret that the staff of Site-43 get up to a lot of monkey business with each other. It's time to start prying closed doors open and figure out why.

Phase Fourteen:

What Truths Beneath

SCP-7056: "The Site-43 Seal of Solidarity"

You look at something often enough, you stop seeing it. That's not the case with Site-43's unique, anachronistic crest; you can't really stop seeing yourself, after all.

SCP-8443: "American Necrocracy"

by Ihp

There is something rotten in the State of America. Magic is making sure that hundreds of corrupt fascists with no term limits or oversight are remaining in power potentially forever — and the culprit is a shadow out of Site-43's past.

Harry Birthday

We mark out our lives with milestones, but sometimes the progress doesn't seem so great.

Bitch Hub

Karen Elstrom is one of the longest serving, and longest suffering, members of Site-43's staff. Doesn't she deserve a little happiness? The universe would seem to believe not.

Phase Fifteen:

The Breach Goes On, Volume Two

Wrong Tomorrow

First the worst thing happened, and then the worst thing got worse. The Survivors of Site-43's cataclysmic catastrophe are just now learning how all-encompassing it is; opposed by the impersonal forces of time and space, can they build a better world?

Phase Sixteen:

Annus Horribilis

Have Yourselves

Yuletide at Site-43, once again. They don't know how good they've got it, or how bad they'll have it next year. Neither do I. See how little I get posted in the next nine months?

Phase Seventeen:

The Breach Goes On, Volume Three

Deadlined

A whirlwind of doomed worlds rushes past the seven members of Provisional Task Force Sampi-5243, as each September sees a new opportunity to shatter their warped and wasteful lives. Does every trial have its end? Every duty? Every life?

Phase Eighteen:

Four Riders

SCP-8056: "The Far Fall"

Drs. Blank and Bradbury barely made time for each other in the last twenty years. They certainly never made time for a family. Suddenly, time makes a family for them.

SCP-8141: "The Sand Witches"

It's been over a year since Dr. Udo Okorie learned she isn't wholly of this world. In a dusty oubliette full of long-buried secrets, she discovers far more than just her own origins.

It's a Wonderful Ride

It's been a rough year at Site-43. There's only one way it can end.

SCP-8273: "The Severed"

+ SERIES: Vikander-Kneed Technical Media, by Grigori Karpin et al

Thirty years ago, Chief Delfina Ibanez lost everything. Her vanished past just came roaring back; come hell or high water, she's going to make damn sure it will not fade again.

- Frightening words for a frightening world!

Volume 1: 2021

SCP-5889: AMnestic

by Dysadron and Grigori Karpin

Who says there's nothing good on the radio these days?

SCP-5904: Inhuman Resources

ALL-SECTIONS STAFF MEETING MINUTES [EXCERPT]

The next agenda item was SCP-5904, a set of memetic videotapes. Dr. Wettle was selected as lead researcher after remarking, without prompting, that he still owned a VHS player.

SCP-5897: History is Written by the VKTM

This ain't your daddy's history. Or your mommy's. Or maybe anybody's?

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head… wonder why.

SCP-5479: A Movie of You

We don't have D-Class at 43, but we're an outlier. Theydo have D-Class at 19, tons of them in fact, and VKTM noticed; this is what they did about it. Poor Dr. Whatserface.

SCP-5681: Gehenna Arcade

by Grigori Karpin and Vivarium

VKTM is really branching out. Did you see the pilot for their game show? Someone needs to explain to them that the "game" part doesn't mean "animals kept for hunting purposes."

SCP-6591: 'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program

by PlaguePJP

These tapes are so much fun. First we get to find out what horrible thing they commited to film; then we get to find out what horrible thing it does to us. Every day is Christmas.

SCP-5698: Economic Migration

Ever feel like Groups of Interest exist to make our lives morally complicated? Half the time VKTM leaves me going "haha fuck yeah!" and half the timemy lifespan is shortened.

A Culinary Broadcast

by FluffyDog00

What's more American than Thanksgiving? The closing ranks. The sharpened knives. The carving-up. The sheerconsumption. Taking what you don't need! Taking itall.

SCP-5358: Vlorschidia

by winkwonkboi

You ever see one of those travel documentaries where it's almost like the documentarians got bored with real countries, and made up a fake one? No, you haven't. Not like this.

SCP-6123: VKTM Presents: Media And You

I used to think I wanted to know what made these people tick, what goes on in their weird alien brains. And then I found out. The goodie bags had better be worth it…

SCP-5974: The Interactive Fiction

There's a reason we don't cross-test anomalies: the results are unpredictable. There's a reason we wish anomalous media companies wouldn't cross-pollinate: this is that reason.

SCP-5571: American Backyard

They tell stories 'round these here parts 'bout the meanest, nastiest, stupidest, most ornery critters ever to walk the face o' this ol' Earth. They're awful unselfconscious like that.

SCP-6301: Funky Finn's Children Happy Hour

by Grigori Karpin,GremlinGroup and LORDXVNV

A child's mind is a wonderful thing. Under the right conditions, creativity, tolerance and an open mind can blossom like a precious flower! You gotta start early to prevent that shit.

SCP-5428: 101 Household Hints with Eleonor

by AWeirdBird

Keeping house in these complex modern times can be a real nightmare. VKTM is here to help! With the nightmare part. Obviously only with the nightmare part.

SCP-6750: Halloween Safety Tips, Presented by Sam Hain

by PlaguePJP and J Dune

Boo'd evening, chilllllldren! Let Sam Hain ostensibly show you how to remain safe and sound of body and mind this Halloween! We have no legal duty of care, to be clear. We checked.

SCP-6677: Finn's Hollow - a Vikander-Kneed Production

The happy folks of Finn's Hollow — for a given definition of "happy" — are here to teach their audience the meaning of love and tolerance! Uhhhhh, vicariously.

SCP-6221: A Very VKTM Christmas

by Ihp

Vikander-Kneed brings their special brand^TM of social commentary to bear on the wonderful world of Christmas media. Is nothing sacred? One can only hope.

SCP-6780: 'helth by dado' Brought to You by Vikander-Kneed

by Ihp and Grigori Karpin

The world's finest and most trustworthy purveyor of totally legitimate and non-deadly medicines pairs up with the world's finest creators of perfectly normal media!

SCP-6156: Oh, Doug!

by Calibold

Site-43 has always been just one step removed from a sitcom setting, and VKTM has always been willing to go one step beyond. Lights! Camera! MIRROR MONSTER!

SCP-1337-EX: NFTs by Vikander-Kneed

Never let it be said that VKTM don't want to set the world on fire.

Volume 2: 2022

The Art of Vikander-Kneed Technical Media

You can't build a better tomorrow without breaking a few artists! Well, okay, maybe you could, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to look at. SUFFER FOR OUR MEDIA

SCP-6358: MESSIAH

by Machen2

VKTM gets religion. I meanreally gets it, man. Religion gets got, is what I'm saying.

SCP-6359: American American

You've seen American Dad! You've seen American Dream Derby! YOu'veseen American Grit! You've seen merican Heiress! You've sseen American Hoggesr! Yopu've seen AMericanIdol! YO'uversene American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner Story! You'ves een MAerican Logger!S You've seen American

SCP-6897: You Won't Believe How the Sausage is Made!

Enjoy an exclusive tour of VKTM's definitely real facilities! Learn definitely true things about how we're leading you to a Better Tomorrow (TM)! Survive! (Conditions apply.)

SCP-6613: Period Drama

by Doctor Cimmerian

Sick of one-note television programs apparently dreamed up to flesh out their own punny names? I hope not. We were really banking on you not being sick of that yet.

SCP-6891: How to Cure Anxiety Without Really Trying

by Sound Chaser

VKTM teaches mindfulness! Give VKTM access to your mind, and let us root around in there for a bit. Because let's be honest, we didn'tneed to ask permission.

Vikander Kneed Worldwide News Network

by Cole 13

SCP Foundation reorganizes into probable tax shelter, news at 11.

SCP-7007: Misfortune Gorge

by Grigori Karpin and Vivarium

Are you ready for a very special VKTM holiday production? The holiday is something called "the SCP-7000 contest," and the question was rhetorical, because you're already on set and on camera, Marjorie! I'm sure the other members of the O5 Council wish you the best of luck as the games begin. (Save any admission of crimes against humanity for the lightning round.)

The Trainee Gets Trolled

by Guezma

Ron Gambi learns the hard way that social media in the time of Vanguard is a toxic swamp of dangerous bad actors. It's nice to see continuity in the midst of change!

SCP-7806: knees for dado

The cursed media landscape caters to all tastes, and sometimes that generates some truly inscrutable shit. Like… who wants to see some actress' knees this bad? And thismuch?

SCP-7069: VKTM Presents: Reader x You!

+ SISTER CANON: Forgotten Memories, by Queerious et al

When you live in a world that isn't all real, whatexactly does it mean to have readers?

Volume 4: 2024

SCP-8889: The Wondrous Wedding of William Wallace Wettle

by LizardWizard

Do I hear wedding bells ringing? A new reality, shown!

- Heather and the Hammer!

Dual-Canon Stories:

Where the Margins Meet The Words

Sublimation

by Uncle Nicolini

"Actually, Dr. Reynders… I'm not a woman. I haven't been for a long time."

Lost in Translation: Media Literacy and The Relativity of the Absurd

An in-universe essay from Lillian and Heather analyzing why VKTM is the way it is, and discussing if we can ever really know the intentions behind anything…

SCP-7643

We've all been there right? Now which way did that door swing…

Reostiation

Dr. William Wallace Wettle wasn't stupid.

Bystander's Guilt

Heather was still waiting.

No Reason

+ SERIES: Archetypicals, by Placeholder McD

Why are Heather and Jay both so worried about a random SCP file? Eh, no reason.

- Space Character Problems!

Season Zero:

Mythopoeia

Limited Memory

by Its a Bad Idea,Pedagon,Placeholder McD and Tyumen

.aics Mnemosyne, Glacon and 8-ball fight to free their fragile human handlers from the supposed Prophet of WAN. Will they forget their foes before CORE remembers its allies?

SCP-INTEGER

Site-15's Director gets a tad too curious about a hazardous semantic anomaly and falls into a web of self-abstracting logical truths. Don't ask who wove it. Seriously, don't.

Season One:

Monomythology

PLACEHOLDER

The pataphysicist supreme hears a call to adventure from across an interstellar gulf. Will he be the hero of this journey, and if so: what will he find, and how will he change?

BLANK

If Placeholder McDoctorate is going to explore the storyhole, he'll need a crew. Preferably a crew with unrealized narrative potential; a blank slate, if you will. You will! It is written.

CAST

+ Canadian Cont(ainm)ent: standalone stories by various authors

McDoctorate and Blank are committed, but the Placeholder Exploratory Engine still needs its archetypical complement filled out. Place has a list; time for a secondary character harvest.

- Tales from the protectable kingdom

SCP-CASH4D-J: The People Person

Things sure have changed. Used to be they didn't think twice about feeding human beings into geometric meat grinders. Why'd they stop? Well, there's this underground urban legend…

SCP-5977: The Load-Bearing Members

Have you been to Toronto? Used the subway? There's some leftover anomalous shit in Museum Station. Okay, they say it's safe and all, but a load-bearing sculpture appears out of nowhere? You can't tell me that's normal. Even for us, that isn't normal.

SCP-5583: Skippy the Unicorn Has Had Enough of Your Shit

by Nickthebrick1 and HarryBlank

Ever thought it would be fun to hang out in a party restaraunt after dark? It isn't. Ever thought party restaurant animatronics are nightmarish? You shouldn't, unless you are one.

SCP-5486: Conjunction Immemorial

by Grigori Karpin and PlaguePJP

Do you have any idea how nightmarish this world is? When you see the monsters arrayed against us, when you have to find a way to fight them… never mind, we got this. Let's roll.

Danimals

Have you noticed that a lot of Foundation researchers and Persons of Interest are named Dan-something? Someone else seems to have noticed, and here's what they did about it.

SCP-5488: Ratings That Stick

by Nickthebrick1 and HarryBlank

Anomalous media is getting thoroughly out of hand. What's next? Slipcases that restore deleted scenes? Commercials thatmake you buy stuff? Rating stickers that change content?

It's real I swear

Parawatch is kind of a problem for us. No, not like that; they're easy to silence, and they're not great at digging stuff up. Theyare a magnet for anomalous awfulness, however.

SCP-6069: Cupid's Angels

by Nickthebrick1

Have you ever felt like all the love has gone out of the world? Whenabouts was that? When you felt it, yeah? No, I need to know the exact date. For the report.

One Spark, Four Flames

by Ralliston

What do you get when you cross a deer god, a Polish mage, two American mages, a Canadian theologist, and the storybook world of Sloth's Pit? Fire. You get fire.

SCP-6622: Beaver Power

by bigslothonmyface

"Canada? What have they got, anomalous maple syrup mooses?" No. First, the plural of "moose" is "moose." Second, what we've got is anomalous hydroelectric beavers.

SCP-6029: Cracked

by Nickthebrick1

There's always been a divide between the Global Occult Coalition and the SCP Foundation; our ideologies and approaches are incompatible. What could bridge that gap?

These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will Shock You!

In a Broken Masquerade, Site-43 might open its doors to undergrads. What sort of reviews might it get? Whose classes should you take? Whoseshouldn't you take?

SCP-6911: All I need is a little me time.

by Uncle Nicolini

Dr. Everwood's been under a lot of stress lately, and so has reality in the hall leading to their office. Here's the thing about coincidences in the SCP Foundation: they're not a thing.

SCP-6913: A Mug Only a Mother Could Love

It's easy to lose perspective sometimes.

A Canadian Standoff

by Kensing

A question is posited: is it okay to steal your co-workers' lunches if the lunches aren't very good, and also if the food is foreign? Why, yes, the positeris American. How'd you guess.

SCP-5496: The Site-43 Suggestion Box

by RealSurrealSir

A suggestion box, one that ACTUALLY addresses people's concerns. How nice!
Or maybe it isn't… Yeah, judging by the results, it really isn't.

SCP-6645: All I See is Flames

by NDHeckfire

There's a hot new trend at Site-43: literally catching on fire. We can't wait to find out if it's a terrifying new thing or a dumb new thing! Odds are 50/50.

SCP-6836: The Hole of Our Obligations

by MrBadFellow

There's a hole in the wall atOutpostProvisional Site Site-232, and it's coughed up one hell of a problem for Dr. Fellows, a whole cast of eccentric experts, and possibly all life on Earth.

SCP-5243-J: The Vector that Keeps On Vectoring

by OliverMemphis

You ever noticed how much stuff at this Site has its own logo? Yeah, Dr. Blank makes most of those. For an archivist, though, he sure has an interesting filing system.

SCP-7128: The Keepsakes

Old soldiers never die.

WILLIE WETTLE WASHED UP WHILE WALKING

by Prismal

Have you heard of Site-333, down in Atlantic City? God they'rethe worst. The Site's lousy, the employees are worse and their enemies? Forget about it!

I heard Dr.Wettle used to work there…

Got your whiskers in a Zwist

by Guezma

"I've made mistakes Vivian, you know this. For the most part of my life, I've been running after them. Some, a rare few, have been running after me."

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