I'll just leave this here.

EDIT: I actually hope no one gets this.

a couple wrong words used but otherwise I like it.

Does he sing Happy Birthday?

Aww, such a cute widdle puddyOH GOD WHY ;_;

So it's a… dead-ish puppy that exudes ammonia?

I would totally die from ammonia poisoning while cuddling this guy, if I did know better. Who/what wouldmake something like this?

EDIT: Now that I'm taking a second look between the lines, this little guy makes me very, very sad. I need to go cuddle my corgi.

Personnel are to equip gas masks when entering the area. The containment cell is to be filtered for gas daily.

My first thought was that it's a really,really flatulent puppy.

I knew that reaction sounded familiar, took a bit of research but yeah. Sorry to say mate but yeah, I do get this, only a very basic understanding but I still get it a little.

Instead of "extrudes" did you mean exudes?

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

First, that is an adorable puppy. Second, this is a great SCP. +1

Poor baby. I have a feeling that retrieved wedding ring has something to do with it's SCP status.