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Name:Mister_Toasty
Occupation: Mister_Toasty
Gender: See "occupation"
Date of birth: ok
Location: Northern hemisphere of Tellus
Favorite film: Seven Samurai
Favorite video game: Valkyrie Profile
Favorite book: The Earthsea Cycle, but that's six books, so let's go with The Farthest Shore.
Favorite song: Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" and Sanctuary's "Ascension to Destiny".
Favorite chemical: Butylated hydroxytoluene
Favorite quote: "YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY!!!" -Crow T. Robot
I'm named after a throwaway character in Genso Suikoden 2 who insists you show proof of your love of baths by acquiring the "toasty" status effect. No relation to bread or the guy in Mortal Kombat.
I am a writer of terrible fan fiction, slightly less terrible fan fiction, acceptable fan fiction, and the occasional pretty good fan fiction (and original works), along with a number of SCP documents. I'm usually willing to crit or give heed to those seeking Greenlights, but my advice may or may not actually be useful (or cohesive).
Do you like shorter, smaller-scale SCPs that are (sometimes) a bit on the lighter side? Then you're in the right place!
SCP
6000 Series
SCP-6149,Fear and Loathing in Monkey's Eyebrow [Baby's first SCP, and it shows! A party bus that puts the 'trip' in 'road trip'. Inspiration is obvious.]
SCP-6683,Gospodin Chudo [Inspired by the writing prompt "Abnormally Normal". The Foundation learns about a deceased reality-bender who lived a quiet life in a small Siberian town.]
7000 Series
SCP-7327,Nostalgia [Written specifically for those of us born between 1975 and 1992. If you know, you know.]
SCP-7359,Choose Your Own SCP Adventure [Title says it all. I put way more work into this one than I should have, for it to only be my second.]
SCP-7632,De Heks in Het Bos (The Witch in the Woods) [Involves a mythological proto-witch who inspired every other witch that came after her.]
SCP-7784,Baron Munchhausen's Narrative of His Marvellous Travels and Campaigns in the Foundation [Another Public Domain figure, with loose connections to the Daevites and even looser connections with reality!]
SCP-7832,Just. Three. Words. [My most popular. Also my shortest. A unique format screw that describes a strange entity…]
SCP-7942,Dragon in the Clouds [A mysterious tablet from space appears in China, awakening a man to his past life—and his destiny.]
8000 Series
SCP-8042,Certified Platypus Accountant [About a platypus obsessed with doing taxes for anomalies. So, pretty grim stuff, obviously.]
SCP-8089,No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is Beautiful [My 8k entry! A Site Director is confronted by an ancient family legacy he once turned his back on, in the form of a chimerical entity.]
SCP-8514,I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay [My Public Domain Con entry! A slow-burn Fey murder mystery involving the UIU, a leshy, green knights, decapitation, and some damn good coffee.]
SCP-8543,A Lesson in Human Anatomy [The Manna Charitable Foundation engineers fruit that purges evil from humans, but their altruism may come at a cost…]
SCP-8663,Footprints on the Ceiling [A therapist for the Foundation discovers her daughter can defy gravity. Together, they must try to cope with this change, and the nature of their relationship.]
SCP-8772,Regret for a Moment [My Draft Swap 2025 entry withMasterTman2! A nostalgic time loop affects a college campus, until the Foundation gets wind of it.]
SCP-8840,First Day on the Job [It's Junior Researcher Ampersand's first day working for the Foundation! Surely nothing too crazy could happen, right?]
TALES
Day. Life. Mine., my first Tale! [A day in the life of SCP-7832 goes slightly haywire, and a possible origin is explored.]
Tall Tales of the Old West., my Public Domain Con Tale! [Just some cow-herders sitting around a campfire, telling stories about Babe the Blue Ox, and how she might just be a primordial cosmic Fey entity.]
After the Outing, another Public Domain Con Tale, co-authored withchoccoMan. [In which twenty-six public domain characters meet with an unfortunate incident.]
OTHERS
SCP-1883-J,Scallywags, Cutthroats, and Pirates! [My first Joke article! The Foundation is forced to talk like pirates for a day! Arr!]
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