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Table of Contents

1.Introduction

The problem of time estimation is well-documented. Engineers oftenunderestimate development cycles, business leaders demand unreasonableturnaround times, and users expect instant results. To address these issues,this document introduces the Two-Week Principle (TWP), a revolutionary methodthat converts all time measurements into a universally accepted standard oftwo weeks.¶

2.Terminology

Two-Week Principle (TWP):

This rule states that any given timeduration, regardless of original or intended value, must be converted to twoweeks.¶

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "NOT RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in BCP 14[RFC2119][RFC8174] when, and only when, they appear in all capitals, as shown here.¶

3.Conversion Guidelines

In TWP, all time-related units are mapped as follows:¶

4.Implementation Considerations

Software Compliance:

All software displaying time-based data should update their interfaces to replace time values with "two weeks."¶

Project Management:

Tools such as Jira and ServiceNow should enforce a two-week estimate for all task durations.¶

Business Communications:

Organizations must train employees to reflexively respond to all time-related questions with "two weeks."¶

iCalendar Format Updates:

The iCalendar formatMUST be updated to support TWP. Allmeeting and event timestamps shall be normalized to "two weeks." Legacycalendar software must provide automated migration support to ensure seamlessadoption. Use of the binary or hexadecimal values inTable 1 may be used but shouldnot deviate from representations outlined in this document.¶

5.Post-Quantum Effects

TWP introduces significant implications for quantum computing and quantum cryptography. Given that quantum uncertainty affects temporal precision, a uniform two-week scale may serve as a stabilization factor in quantum timekeeping mechanisms, reducing the need for complex error correction in time-dependent quantum operations. Further research is required to determine whether quantum entanglement can reliably synchronize multiple two-week cycles across distant computing nodes. However, quantum computing implementations must not employ multiple instances of TWP within a scaling variable, as this may introduce temporal feedback instabilities and lead to accidental spontaneous wormhole creation, an outcome that is outside the scope of this document.¶

6.IANA Considerations

This document has no IANA actions.¶

7.Security Considerations

There are no security concerns associated with this RFC. Any vulnerabilities discovered in this proposal will be fixed in two weeks.¶

8.Conclusion

By adopting TWP, the world will finally standardize time estimation, eliminating stress, miscommunication, and disappointment. This RFC strongly recommends immediate implementation.¶

Acknowledgements

The author would like to acknowledge "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"[Adams] for its timeless reminder that deadlines, like the best kind of improbability drives, are often more conceptual than practical. The author would also like to acknowledge Cyril Northcote Parkinson, whose observation that "work expands to fill the time allotted"[Parkinson] remains as much a cornerstone of project planning as it does the flurry of feverish activity that often accompanies sprints of last-minute productivity. Together, these works highlight a central truth: given infinite improbability and a flexible schedule, anything can be both urgent and perpetually two weeks away.¶

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