Pay what you want, this is a shitpost of a TTRPG tool!

So, last night I had a game idea and now I can release this one-page meme to the tabletop community. I thought of this Tweet:

elon: anyone else notice how illogical sexual intercourse is? 🤔

sunglasses pfp: sir can you invent a gun that wont set off the courthouse metal detector

elon: working on it
— Snow Dan (@StolenDans)November 28, 2022

And it (alongsideothers) reminded me how freaky it is to have one of the world's richest peopleposting through losing billion of dollars and fielding product ideas from terrifying randos online. He's surrounded himself with grifters, alt-right funders or footmen, and insufferable cult-like worshippers. Aren't those the kind of people we spend entire TTRPG campaigns fighting to stop from accumulating power?

So I made a game tool just about that.

It helps you add any person asking Elon to invent something into your TTRPG adventure, whether they're an enemy, merchant, or weirdo. Mostly weirdo.

Need a new main weapon? Steal a hammer with a camera from a livestreamer's coffin.

Struggling to challenge your players? Ask them to get in an unsafe, road-beta-tested car like this. Or others.

Want to learn how people would use unrestricted technology or magic? Let's find out!

Made in 3 hours via Affinity, this is my best worst attempt at utilizing this sick cult of of personality. Curious to see how you'll use it!

This is just a generator/tool, not a game itself.

On a more serious note, I'm worried and frustrated at the future of a central digital town square for TTRPG designers, players, and supporters to meet in. First forums, then Google+, now this: all seem fated for oblivion. If Twitter collapses, the least we can do is laugh our way through it and make fun of the sychophants and scary fanboys populating the app. I also would never intend for this tool to be used to dehumanize fanboys, just to satirize their beliefs and the depths they've brown-nosed a promise-breaking hypercapitalist oaf. I hope they can wake up to their mistakes soon, the world would be better for it.

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