The UTOPIA IV yacht is a harmonious balance of luxurious superyacht and high-performance sport yacht. At 63M in length, it sleeps 12 guests in 6 cabins, with a crew of 13. Fitted with four MTU 16V 2000 M96L engines that provide power to 4 Rolls Royce hydro jets, it glides through the water with a cruising speed of 20 knots. We obviously need to record the show on this yacht.
The GeekShock Podcast covers pop culture, video games, TV shows, movies, comics, the week in geek, and all things related to geek culture since 2008.
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WE ARE GEEKSHOCK. WE SEE ALL. WE ARE THE BEGINNING AND END OF ALL GEEKDOM. GENUFLECT, SUPPLICANT.Hey seriously though, thanks for visiting our Ko-Fi! We really appreciate your support. In return, we'll be making exclusive content for members, and making other weird stuff available whenever we can. For like 15 years, our podcast and video show has been a labor of love, and our loyal listeners have been clamoring for a way to help support the show, so here it is! A portion of every donation goes directly to funding the effort to keep Andy's clothes on. We don't want him to take off his clothes. Every dollar helps.
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Bridgerton Ballers enjoy Geekshock and know that great content that’s consistent is worth paying for. We appreciate you, and to show that, our basic tier of support offers WAY more fun than most podcasts offer, including access to our very active Discord channel where you can chat with the community and the hosts, access to our exclusive Minecraft server, and every piece of exclusive content we create, including spoiler Talk, board game play recordings, the Official Geekshock Drinking Game rules, and our Aftershock episodes (which are like a whole other hour long podcast!). That’s crazy.
Godless Communists are fans of the show and appreciate our vile sense of humor. You support Geekshock to make sure the content keeps flowing and that Biggs always has a big block of colby jack cheese onhand to eat whole and disgust everyone around him. You’ll be entered into a monthly drawing for a fabulous* mystery prize based on the show of the moment (prize not guaranteed to be fabulous). You’ll be able to participate in “A Clockwork Torgo” on Discord, our attempt to fix Torgo’s life by suggesting movies he has to watch (because he should have watched them long before now). You’ll also get access to randomized PDFs of the Geekshock Drinking Game Bingo Cards!
Shits O’God are not only a reference to a flub that Biggs made while recording, they’re also geeks at heart who wear the title of Shock Monkey with pride. They’re reckless criminal ne’er-do-wells with no regard for traffic laws or bathtub safety. They go into pools 5 minutes after eating and run about willy-nilly holding scissors. More importantly, they get a top-quality velcro-backed patch signifying their membership to the super-exclusive, elite society of Shock Monkeys! They also get a yearly shipment of exclusive stickers, their name in a Dungeons & Dragons supplement Vlarg is writing (very slowly), and the ability to play in “K vs. The Machines”, our new game where Ko-Fi subscribers of this tier and above can suggest (on Discord) writing prompts for Kommander K to use for a 1000+ word short story. We will choose from the best prompts that month, and K will compete with an AI to see who writes a better story.
Friends of Crom are mighty warriors indeed. Know, O Listener, that between the years when the ocean drank the Ugly Couch Show and the Rise of our AI Overlords, there was an age undreamed of... And hither came you, tier 3.5 Shock Monkeys, thieves, reavers, geeks, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth beneath your sandaled feet. You may ask, “why not just call this tier 4?”, to which I would reply, “How dare you question me.” Tier 3.5 enjoys regular Board Game Arena sessions with Geekshock crew and other Shock Monkeys, as well as deluxe printed versions of the Geekshock Drinking Game Bingo Cards.
The Full Andys know better than to go Full Andy, but choose to ignore that wisdom, and rightfully so. They are the people that skip the buffet line and take the whole prime rib back to their table. When you walk into the room with your clown shoes and your camelbak full of Fireball, the party is on. You know that when someone says “get a load of this one,” they’re always talking about you. You earned that. You eat glass and dreams, and sweat awesomeness. So it’s no surprise you’ll be able to sponsor a show once a month. Plug whatever bullshit you want, made up or no (within reason, subject to approval). You’ll get a shipment of custom art masterpieces* from the crew yearly (art not guaranteed to be masterpieces). You’ll be entered to win a custom painted mini from Torgo (1 win per calendar year max). And one lucky winner gets to play the “What’s Going In My Mouth” home game (whenever we do that segment)!
The Satanic Panic is not just a thing that happened in the 80s; they are a force of nature. Their name is a killing word. Try looking into that place where you dare not look; You’ll find them there, staring out at you. They are our favorite people on the planet, and we roll 20s in their honor. It is they to whom we owe a debt unpayable, for they keep the show going. This elite status is limited to 6 members only, for, in addition to being the ultimate arbiters of disputes of the Geekshock Drinking Game, they will receive a yearly mystery gift basket of epic proportions! And other mysterious fun* (fun not guaranteed). And it goes without saying that should they come to town, drinks are on us.
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