Literally the only reason I came here.

Did you figure out how to stop the crashing? I installed and uninstalled the game multiple times, but it keeps crashing at around the same pace.

Edit: Never mind. Just turn off your internet and it'll work just fine.

I got 2 of them, but I can't get the pants. I think I needed to get a speed rune which I got late, but Cadet is now blocking the women's bathroom. 

But how do I pass the dogs? My character keeps avoiding them. 

At the garden gate where Cadet got caught in vines. How did you get the key?

There's a vent in the top left. You can navigate around it in a small maze game.