Reopening, but might need to wait a little bit to get confirmation on whether it's safe to move ahead with merging this, since@aslilac is on vacation this week

The biggest concern, obviously, is that there are now 989 stories flagged as needing a new review. Not sure about whether that's a false positive

yeah, I didn't really communicate it here but there were a couple of upstream bugs that I had reported, and was waiting on fixes. gonna pick this back up now.

yay! no more weird stories!