A VMS script kept track of the "statii" returned from various "Vaxen". Esperanto ,[Klingon](http://www.kli.org/) and[Hobbitese](http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp target=) qualify as languages for these purposes. For pseudo-Esperanto pluraloj, add oj. You will be doing your part toward world peace.

A VMS script kept track of the "statii" returned from various "Vaxen". Esperanto ,[Klingon](http://www.kli.org/) and[Hobbitese](http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit) qualify as languages for these purposes. For pseudo-Esperanto pluraloj, add oj. You will be doing your part toward world peace.

Ignore the[Sun Java Coding Conventions](http://java.sun.com/docs/codeconv/), after all, Sun does. Fortunately, the compiler won't tattle when you violate them. The goal is to come up with names that differ subtlely only in case. If you are forced to use the capitalisation conventions, you can still subvert wherever the choice is ambigous, e.g. use*both*_input**F**ile**n**ame_ and_input**f**ile**N**ame_. Invent your own hopelessly complex naming conventions, then berate everyone else for not following them.

Ignore the[Sun Java Coding Conventions](http://web.archive.org/web/20091003224540/http://java.sun.com/docs/codeconv/), after all, Sun does. Fortunately, the compiler won't tattle when you violate them. The goal is to come up with names that differ subtlely only in case. If you are forced to use the capitalisation conventions, you can still subvert wherever the choice is ambigous, e.g. use*both*_input**F**ile**n**ame_ and_input**f**ile**N**ame_. Invent your own hopelessly complex naming conventions, then berate everyone else for not following them.