Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)

Uploader:Lil Dicky

Original upload date: Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:00:00 GMT

Archive date: Sun, 07 Nov 2021 18:46:51 GMT

First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard."Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.comFacebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRapTwitter:https://twitter.com/lildickytweets
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Soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/lil-dickyBrian Storm on the visualshttp://dreamchaser-films.comStarring Melissa Soria as Katiehttp://twitter.com/meet_melissaAnd Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person)instagram: @robertsidneymullLyricsVerse 1Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hellAnd her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smellAnd I don't fall for chickensBut this one a little differentBody sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chickengot me thinkin she the one maneven fully clothed, shawty really fun manget a lotta hos, but none of those come closeI swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposeddddoh yeah there's one more thingand I know this shit gonna sound insanebut I still haven't hit itI admit it, I wish I was kiddingNever been up inside beforeBecause shes only fucked one guy beforeand though I really wanna boink this whoreshe ma sweetie 3.14so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, and now ma heart is sorta racingcuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all outI'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshakeBut on the way to crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie isSo I say "who this" and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"Chorus 1and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous typebut as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyescuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole lifeHe's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bodMan this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian godAnd now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawwwAwww damnVerse 2Man this is crazyI can't believe this guy used to fuck ma ladyI bet he left that pussy ravaged like HaitiKatie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder bladesAnd I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okayEven though I was about to get laid!Man this mafucka look like AshtonCombined wit a lil Hugh JackmanIn other words, he's so damn attractiveSo damn tan he gotta have a little black in himnow I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit himAnd he payin for it all, he investment bankin...I'm acting, like i ain't distractedbut I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a pissmid stream, I look left and guess who it isand I had to see, and I was mad discreteand I got on my toes and I took a little peek oh my god becky, look at that cockChorus 2And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous typeBut as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyesBecause he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole lifeAnd now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hateBecause the shit is plus 8 like Jon and KateAnd I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonightttttAw damnVerse 3I don't know what to dodude's dick is really hugeI didn't realize a penis could be so smoothI know she's missin thatMy penis isn't thatI'm lookin closer I think that his dick has absSix pack on a dickNow what the fuck is thatIt's so long and thickIt's like a punching bag I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazingGot ma dick looking like a raisinSkin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy What the fuck should I do?He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....I think it's time toTell Katie ma goodbyesCuz I simply can't surviveAfter seeing what was in between his thighs So I tell herChorus 3that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehendI had to move ma neck to see it end to endI mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense And I think it's for the best if this comes to an endBecause the sex with him must have been the bestAnd I would say let's just be friends, but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbyethen she told me dicky I don't really know what to saybecause I dated this dude in second gradeso I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laidddand then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slappedand I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.Beat - How can u stop by Cashous ClayCheck out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastichttp://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.htmlal green sample, check him out on ituneshttps://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603
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