‘Well, look here,old chap,’ he said, ‘let's have strict business between friends. If you'll pay me back four quid at the end of term, you shall have the two pounds. How does that strike you?’
Withnail: You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser, and sellotape this valve to the end of theold chap. Then you get horribly drunk, and they can't fucking touch you.