1998 December 22, William December Starr, “What ever happend to Ben & Claire?”, inalt.tv.law-and-order[1] (Usenet), retrieved11 June 2022:
All that's just your interpretation of things, bub. SHOUT it as fact and you just make an ass of yourself. Unless, of course, you were just trolling, in which case you've already achievedasshood anyway.
2000 January 23, Ethan Straffin, “So... What about "The Shining" Miniseries?”, inalt.video.dvd[2] (Usenet), retrieved11 June 2022:
Could you do me a favor and send me a list of which other movie preferences are irrefutable hallmarks ofasshood? (Assness? Assidity?)
2001 May 14, Tay-vee, “Beauty Tips of The Gods-W/Dave”, inalt.tv.kids-in-hall[3] (Usenet), retrieved11 June 2022:
If you're an ass, may we all aspire to suchasshood!
2002 March 11, NEtRENCHERPRIME, “You guys are all fools”, inalt.flame.jesus.christ[4] (Usenet), retrieved11 June 2022:
Someday, I may achieve your state ofasshood, oh master of the hindquarters.
2002 May 14, Jade Lemonade, “Reviews? Who needs em.”, inrec.arts.sf.starwars.misc[5] (Usenet), retrieved11 June 2022:
No, but the meltdown is entertaining. And we get to see a new level ofasshood performed by Whelan.
