Allen in 2014.Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Tim Allen (bornTimothy Allen Dick onJune 13,1953) is aGolden Globe-winning American comedian, actor, voice-over artist, film director, film producer, screenwriter and entertainer, known for his role in the sitcomHome Improvement. He is also known for his film roles in several popular movies, including theToy Story series,The Santa Clause, andGalaxy Quest. He is of English, German, Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh descent.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man (1994), p. 80
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
As quoted inIt's A Man's World : 800 Jokes from the Guy's (Warped) Point of View (2005) by Judy Brown, p. 132
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
As quoted inLand Your Dream Job : High-Performance Techniques to Get Noticed, Get Hired, and Get Ahead (2007) by John Middleton, Ken Langdon, and Nikki Cartwright
To infinity and beyond!
As quoted in Toy Story Series and Ralph Breaks the Internet and the Shaggy Dog
