There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist — the taxidermist leaves the hide.
Mortimer Caplin, American bureaucrat, Director of the IRS.Time magazine, (Feb. 1, 1963)
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street, If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat, If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet. Taxman. ‘Cos I'm the Taxman, Yeah, I'm the Taxman.