Yogi Bear: Ah, Boo-Boo, I didn’t see you there. Do you mind holding my toothbrush for me? Thanks, bestest buddy. Really appreciate it.
Boo-Boo: Thanks? Wait, this is MY toothbrush.
Boo-Boo: Uh, you know something, Yogi? I’m starting to feel invisible to everyone in town. Do you feel that too or is it just-[Yogi drives away to work, leaving Boo-Boo all alone.] Huh, think I’m sad. Nothing something like mental therapy won’t fix!
Boo-Boo:[to Snagglepuss]YOU WEREN’T THINKING OF BUYING THOSE BOOTS, WEREN’T YOU?!
Snagglepuss:[not noticing nor seeing Boo-Boo while walking] Did someone, uh, say something?
Boo-Boo:[after realizing Snagglepuss did not see nor heard him] Oh, no. I really do want attention, but... Do I DARE fly so close to the sun?[after ten seconds of silence] OH, I GOTTA HAVE THEM![goes inside the store, then comes back outside with a yo-yo instead of the boots] Oh, man! I got so nervous and bought a yo-yo instead![goes inside the store, then comes back outside with the boots on] Oh, who am I kidding? I look so ridiculous.[Peter walks and bumps on Boo-Boo’s long boots; He looks up, and, for once, sees Boo-Boo]
Peter Potamus:[to Boo-Boo] Lookin' fly.
[walks away from Boo-Boo; cut to Boo-Boo walking to work with everyone in Jellystone noticing him thanks to the boots]
Snagglepuss: Howdy, Boo-Boo!
Jabberjaw: Aw, what up, double Boo?
Doggie Daddy:[to Augie] See that guy in the Boots there, sweetie? That’s what a real man looks like.
Yogi Bear: And then I said, "Whoever said the rhyme, committed the crime"![the ladies laugh; Boo-Boo arrives]
Wally Gator: Who’s that?[turns around and notices Boo-Boo] OH, WOW! BOO-BOO!
Boo-Boo:[to Yogi and Wally] Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late![shows his rear end]
Yogi Bear:[to Boo-Boo] Don’t apologize, Bestest Buddy, you look great![to the ladies] Now anyway, as I was-
Wally Gator:[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, will you sign my cast?
Boo-Boo:[to Wally] Dude, I love to, but I don’t have a pen.
Wally Gator:[shows his casted arm to Boo-Boo] KISS IT THEN.[Boo-Boo kisses it] IT’S HEALED! My arm is healed![touches his cast] Ow.[Cindy walks to Yogi, looking at her clipboard]
Cindy Bear:[to Yogi] Alright, Yogi, you’ve got a surgery to preform in 30[looks up at Boo-Boo showing off, trails off] minutes...
Boo-Boo:[to Cindy, stops showing off, embarrassed] Oh my gosh! I’m sorry. I, uh, didn’t mean to-
Cindy Bear:[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, I gotta say, you look AWESOME in those boots. Row.
Yogi Bear: I’m just gonna deal with this surgery real quick, and we’ll have lunch. How’s th-
Cindy Bear:[to Boo-Boo, cutting off Yogi’s sentence] Actually, Boo-Boo, how about you would like to do surgery for a change?
[Yogi’s jaw drops]
Yogi Bear: But, But, But, But, But, But, But-
Boo-Boo:[to Cindy] Oh, really? But I’m a nurse, not a doctor.
Cindy Bear:[to Boo-Boo, as they walk off the distance whilst Yogi lifts up his jaw] You’ll get the hang of it. Now, have you ever held a knife before?
Boo-Boo:[to Cindy, off-screen] Does a kitchen knife count?
Yogi Bear:[to Boo-Boo and Cindy] Alright, guys, I’ll see you later. Hmmm...
Mr. Jinks:[after Boo-Boo saves his life] Like, I’m alive![turns around at Boo-Boo, tail wagging] You saved my life! Geee.
Boo-Boo:[to Jinks] Aw, thanks. It was nothing.
Mr. Jinks:[to Boo-Boo] Hey, I just, like, bought a trampoline. I was hoping you’d jump on with me, y’know.
Squiddly Diddly: That was, like, the coolest think ever![gives Boo-Boo her car keys] I want you to have my new car![Winsome Witch arrives with her flying broomstick]
Winsome Witch:[to Boo-Boo] Mama’s got a better ride for you, baby.
[various Hanna-Barbara characters, including Peter Potamus, So-So, Doggie Daddy and Captain Caveman paise Boo-Boo and leave with him while singing "Oh he’s a jolly good fellow", leaving a dumbfounded Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]
Yogi Bear:[to Cindy] Ah, Cindy, wanna go watch a movie together and stuff?
Cindy Bear:[to Yogi, as she’s about to leave] No.
[Cindy nervously walks away from the cafeteria, leaving a shocked Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]
Yogi Bear:[to himself] Well, at least I still have my positive attitude.[Peter arrives and walks on Yogi, not noticing nor hearing him]
Fleegle: And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!
The Banana Splits: (All laughing, while Snorky honks)
El Kabong: (Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
(Jellystone Action News starts)
Snagglepuss: Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.
Peter Potamus: I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?
Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.
Captain Caveman: They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)
Boo-Boo: For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?
Yogi Bear: It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!
Jabberjaw: Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!
Snagglepuss: In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”
Mr. Flabby Dabby Wabby Jabby / Ice Ice Daddy [1.06]
Yogi Bear: (Shows the Jellystone Hospital building with him talking off-screen): Open wide. (He then looks inside Augie’s mouth while saying “Ahhh”) Some teeth, a tongue, looks right. (He then turns to his companion Boo-Boo) Hey, Boo-Boo, hand me my tiny hammer. (He then gives Yogi a tiny hammer, then touches Augie’s knees) HA! Good news, she’s alive and kicking!
Boo-Boo: How are you feeling, Augie?
Augie Doggie: (Her stomach growls) (Coughs) Oh, I’m so full.
[Yogi arrives back at the Catanooga Cheese Explosion with a baby (who is actually Boo-Boo in a baby disguise) and shows him to Chopper]
Yogi Bear: A table for one father and one son, please!
Boo-Boo: Uh, goo, goo, ga, ga?
Chopper:[not fooled by Boo-Boo’s baby disguise] I’m calling the police.
[Yogi and Boo Boo walk back outside]
Yogi Bear:[to Boo-Boo] Ah, your baby costume was useless. I didn’t know how she saw through it! She’s clearly some sort of a wizard.[to himself] I’m gonna need a real kid. Some kid desperate, and short, and has a big blue hat and a country accent.
Shag Rugg:[offscreen] Help a desperate, short kid with a big blue hat and a country accent buy some tokens![Yogi turns around and sees Shag handing out custom T-shirts with his face on them, but everyone else is top busy to notice] Handmade by yours truly. Only just 5 dollars!
Boo-Boo:[to Yogi] Well, have fun, Yogi.[walks off into the distance] I’m going home.
Yogi Bear: Hmmm...[cut to Shag]
Gotta Kiss Them All / Jelly Wrestle Rumble! [1.09]
[Augie, Shag, and Yakky turn the hands of the clock in the Jellystone clock tower forwards. All of the adults are in their normal age again, except they’re now back in classic Hanna-Barbera designs in the way they drawn back in the 60s]
Yogi Bear: Help. Me.
Augie Doggie: Uh... give it another spin. I'm not sure what happened that time.
[In his laboratory, Dexter is building an invention when Dee Dee enters the laboratory]
Dee Dee:[seeing one of his chemicals] Oooooooh! Hey, Dexter, what does this thingy do?[spills the chemical on the floor]
Dexter: Ugh! Computer, initiate Chemical Protocol 73.
Computer: Protocol initiated.[a laser blasts the spilled chemical away]
Dexter: Hmm... Computer, where does my trash go?
Computer: I simply sent your trash into another universe using micro wormhole technology.
Dee Dee:[as she's bouncing on Dexter's robot arm] Boing! Boing! Boing!
Dexter: Hmm... No, I should not.
Dee Dee:[breaks the robot arm] Whoopsie! I did it again!
Dexter:[presses a button; flatly] Oh, no. It seems I have also done a whoopsie.[the laser blasts Dee Dee away to another universe via wormhole] Finally, some peace and quiet.
Grim: Hand over the remote, Billy!
Billy: No, we are watching the newJustice Friends anime. This is the one where they explore the multiverse.
[The TV shows theJustice Friends anime]
Major Glory: I see another version of myself!
Mandy: Just what this world needs, more forgotten characters dragged back from the grave just so some dirt bag animator can buy a third yacht.
Grim: Yeah, I ain't got another multiverse in me. Give it here.
Billy: But you never know what you're gonna get with the multiverse. There's an infinite number of universes. So there's one where birds rule the earth, there's one where the world is round, there's one where nobody wears any clothes except hats and bowties, there's one where Mandy and I fall in love and get married. Oooh! There's the one where we got that reboot, there's the one where where pillows are made of hands.
Grim: Enough!ENOUGH!!! Billy, you want to see another universe?[summons his scythe] Here ya go![opens a wormhole and throws Billy away to another universe]
Mandy: Grim, how could you?
Grim: What? But I...
Mandy: He still had the remote.
Major Glory:[as he fights his other version of himself] Boom! Smash! Pow! I am fighting myself!
Grim:[groans] Good gravy!
[Mojo Jojo controls his robot to destroy Townsville]
Mayor of Townsville:[picking up the hotline] Powerpuff Girls, you've gotta help us!
Blossom: We're on it, Mr. Mayor.
Bubbles: Come on, girls, let's knock him into next week!
Buttercup: Nah. Every time we knock him into next week, then we just gotta fight him all over again next week. We need to knock him into the next universe.
Bubbles: I gotta tell you, I don't like punching animals, and it makes me upset that he forces us to do this every single week!
Buttercup: Oooh! Then let's have this be the last time, Bubbles.
Blossom: All right, we're doing the Death Blossom maneuver. Link up, ladies![they link up and spin to do the maneuver]
Mojo: Now, Mojo Jojo will destroy Townsville in order to rebuild Townsville with the multipurpose buildings with the apartments on top and the cute little businesses on the bottom. This is the way of the future!
[The girls do the maneuver on Mojo and knock him away to another universe via wormhole]
Bubbles: Oops![laughs]
Buttercup: Did you see the look on his face?
Bubbles: Monkeys are so dumb!
[At Dexter's house in Genius Grove]
Dexter: And if anyone were to accidentally pull this lever, it would release 20,000 blood bees into the room.[a robot version of Dee Dee comes in] Oh, no! Dee Dee 2-2, don't pull that lever!
Dee Dee 2-2: Do not worry, my programming forbids me from harming or through inaction, allowing a human to be harmed. Ha-ha![Dexter pulls the lever, releasing the blood bees]
Dexter: And if anyone were to accidentally push this button, it would blow the house to smithereens.[walks away and comes back, dressed as Dee Dee] Oooooooh! What does this button supposed...[pushes the button, blowing the house; sighs] Without Dee Dee around, my achievements mean nothing. She is my annoying Mount Everest.
[Cut to Townsville]
Narrator: Meanwhile in the city of Townsville, The Powerpuff Girls are on patrol!
Buttercup: Hey, look there!
[They see Ace watering some flowers and they start beating him up]
Ace:[groaning] Hey! I ain't even doing no crimes! Ever since Mojo left, no one wants to do crime no more. It's like we lost our inspiration.[Buttercup punches him in the stomach]
Bubbles: Girls, if all the criminals are going straight, then I don't think we can legally punch them.
Buttercup: Oooh, this is unacceptable.
Blossom: I hate to say it, but maybe we're not complete without Mojo.
[Cut to Billy's house in Endsville where Grim and Mandy are watching theJustice Friends anime]
Major Glory: Well, we should be safe here, in Flordia. Oh, no, I was wrong!
Mandy: Grim, if I have to watch five more seconds of this, I'm gonna rearrange your face.
Grim: Well, Billy's got the remote, so...[Mandy rearranges his face] Hey!
[Cut back to Jellystone where the vortex in the time hole is becoming unstable as the Mayor of Townsville gets blasted out of it]
Huckleberry Hound: Next thing you gotta know is, there's a tax on pants in this town. Now, I know this seems kind of--[The Mayor of Townsville lands on Huckleberry Hound] Well, I do declare.
Mayor of Townsville: Well, I never!
Yogi Bear: Mayor fight!
[Both mayors begin slap fighting. Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggy walk Billy in the streets when Big Dog and Little Dog from2 Stupid Dogs appear in front of them, barking angrily at the three and chasing them]
Doggie Daddy: Get me outta here!
[Truffles appears next to Jabberjaw]
Truffles: AAAH!! A great white!
Jabberjaw: AAAH!! Great hat!
[They run away screaming as more Cartoon Network characters appear, blasted out of the time hole]
Yogi Bear: It's, like, raining men![Cow lands on Boo-Boo] And also cows![Cow moos]
[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]
Cindy Bear: Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!
Mayor of Townsville: I'm fighting mad!
[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]
Samurai Jack: And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.
[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]
Rodney: I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD![runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]
Grim: Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.
[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]
Captain Caveman: If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!
[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]
Frankie: Imaginary heroes, maybe.
[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]
Squiddly Diddly: We have girl power, too.
Jabberjaw: But we weaponized it.
[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]
Yogi Bear: Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!
[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards theJellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]
Eduardo:No me gusta![throws Captain Caveman off himself]
Huckleberry Hound: Somebody, do something!
Truffles: I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!
[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]
Johnny Bravo: Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.
[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]
Hector: Come back here, you cute little baby bear.
[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]
Harold: Mogar!
[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]
[As Grim and Billy are sending the Cartoon Network characters back to their own universes]
Grim: All right, everybody, move along. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here or reality will explode.
Billy: Kachoo![uses Grim's scythe to open a wormhole for the Powerpuff Girls]
Buttercup: See you on the other side, Mojo.
Blossom: Yeah, we look forward to your next crime.
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