The commonhippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), orhippo, is a large, mostlyherbivorous mammal insub-Saharan Africa, and one of only twoextantspecies in thefamilyHippopotamidae, the other being thepygmy hippopotamus (Choeropsis liberiensis orHexaprotodon liberiensis). The name comes from theancient Greek for "river horse". After theelephant andrhinoceros, the common hippopotamus is the third-largest type of land mammal and the heaviest extantartiodactyl. Despite their physical resemblance topigs and other terrestrial even-toedungulates, the closest living relatives of the Hippopotamidae arecetaceans (whales,porpoises, etc.) from which they diverged about 55 million years ago.

• I shoot the Hippopotamus
  With bullets made of platinum,
  Because if I use leaden ones
  His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
  • Hilaire Belloc, "The Hippopotamus",The Bad Child's Book of Beasts (1896).
  • Parody: American women shoot the hippopotamus with eyebrows made of platinum.
    • E. M. Forster,Abinger Harvest (1936), 'Mickey and Minnie'.

• Did you ever see the Rhinoceros, and the Hippopotamus, at the Zoological Gardens, trying to dance a minuet together? It is a touching sight.
  • Lewis Carroll,A Selection from the Letters of Lewis Carroll to his Child-Friends (1933) edited by Evelyn M. Hatch, Letter to Gaynor Simpson (27 December 1873), p. 91.

• He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk
  Descending from the bus:
  He looked again, and found it was
  A Hippopotamus:
  'If this should stay to dine,' he said,
  'There won't be much for us!'
  • Lewis Carroll,Sylvie and Bruno, Chapter 7: The Baron's Embassy

• A man looking at a hippopotamus may sometimes be tempted to regard a hippopotamus as an enormous mistake.
  • G. K. Chesterton,Charles Dickens ch. 10.

• The broad-backed hippopotamus
  Rests on his belly in the mud;
  Although he seems so firm to us
  He is merely flesh and blood.
  • T. S. Eliot, "The Hippopotamus".

• Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
  His fair Hippopotamine maid.
  The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus
  And sang her this sweet serenade:
  
  Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
  Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
  So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
  And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
  • Michael Flanders,The Hippopotamus Song.

• There is something about a blurb-writer paying his respects to a funny book which puts one in mind of a short-sighted lord mayor raising his hat to a hippopotamus.
  • Michael Frayn, Introduction,The Best of Beachcomber.

• The muckle hippopotamus
  spelders in glaur apo’ his kite.
  A solid fact he seems tae some.
  They arena right.
  
  The hippo’s coorse digestive tract
  erodes through frequent emptying.
  The KIRK’s the only solid fact
  that winna ding.
  • Alasdair Gray, 'The Scottish Hippo', a parody of T. S. Eliot (he jokingly claimed this was a lost work by R. Crombie Saunders, but in fact it was his own).

• Behold the hippopotamus!
  We laugh at how he looks to us,
  And yet in moments dank and grim,
  I wonder how we look to him.
  • Ogden Nash,The Hippopotamus

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