| "Word Crimes" | |
|---|---|
 The title card for the "Word Crimes" video | |
| Song by"Weird Al" Yankovic | |
| from the albumMandatory Fun | |
| Released | July 15, 2014 |
| Recorded | December 2013 Bedrock L.A. (Los Angeles,California) |
| Genre | |
| Length | 3:43 |
| Label | RCA |
| Songwriter(s) | |
| Producer(s) | "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Music video | |
| "Word Crimes" onYouTube | |
"Word Crimes" is a song by American musician"Weird Al" Yankovic from his fourteenthstudio album,Mandatory Fun (2014). The song is aparody of the 2013 single "Blurred Lines" byRobin Thicke, featuringPharrell Williams andT.I. The song parodies the misuse of properEnglish grammar andusage. Yankovic chose a topic that would be distinct from those used in most previous parodies of the song.[1][2]
"Word Crimes" received favorable reviews from contemporary music critics. The song'smusic video utilizeskinetic typography, and was compared to the earlier educationalSchoolhouse Rock! musical cartoons.[3]
The subject matter in "Word Crimes" was an extension of Yankovic's policy of writing "left-of-center" parodies, especially considering the number of parodies that surface onYouTube.[1] Yankovic had surveyed his online competition and was disappointed that many parodies revolved aroundrape (due to theoriginal song's controversy).[2] To differentiate his version, he opted to make the parody about grammar; "I don't think anybody, to this point, had done a 'Blurred Lines' parody about proper use of grammar," he toldNPR.[1] Yankovic has considered himself a "grammar nerd", having previously posted photos and video clips to social media sites pointing out grammatical errors in everyday signs, and considered "Word Crimes" his opportunity to put this into song form.[4] He considered the song to be both humorously critical of those that have poor grammar, as well as those that are obsessive about grammar, and compared it to how his previous song "Don't Download This Song" was double-edged by poking fun at both those who illegally downloaded music and overprotective labels trying to prevent that.[5]
"Word Crimes" mocks online commenters and their neglect of standard English grammar.[6] In the song, Yankovic spoofs those who usenumbers in place of letters, which he criticizes as only acceptable if they are 7-years-old, orPrince (referring to successful Prince songs with numbers in their title, such as "I Would Die 4 U").[2] He also lampoons people who use the wordliterally to describe non-literal situations.[7] The song highlights other common prescriptions: Yankovic mentions the usage ofless versusfewer, and theuse of "to whom" as opposed to "to who". Spelling is also brought up, as he states that there is no "x" in the wordespresso (n.b.expresso). Regarding punctuation, he comments on the use of "it's" as a possessive instead of the correct "its,"[7] and the optional use of theOxford comma.[8] Yankovic also mentions the common confusion between "doing good", "doing good deeds", and "doing well". Also mentioned in the song is the idiom "I couldn't care less" being commonly corrupted as "I could care less".[7]
Yankovic noted that he deliberately added asplit infinitive in the lyrics to see if listeners would notice.[9] The line "Try your best to not drool" appears at the end of the song.[10]
After "Word Crimes" was released, Thicke and Pharrell were sued by the estate ofMarvin Gaye for plagiarizing too much of Gaye's music from "Got to Give It Up" within "Blurred Lines". The estate won their case, which besides monetary damages, required that Gaye be credited on "Blurred Lines".[11] As a result, Yankovic also had to add Gaye's credit to "Word Crimes". However, according to Yankovic, he has not had to pay any additional royalties to Gaye's estate from this, believing that whatever he would have had to pay was already covered in the royalty split he had given to Thicke and Pharrell for his parody.[5]
The song'smusic video, a lyric video, was released on the same day of the album's release, the second in a series of eight consecutive video releases. The video is akinetic typography video created by Jarrett Heather, which plays on the song's theme of proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.MTV News considered it a spoof on the increasing popularity of lyric videos, calling it "a pretty incredible piece of animation".[12]
Heather had previously gained fame in producing a similar typography video forJonathan Coulton's song "Shop Vac".[2][13] The "Shop Vac" video, Heather's first major public production, had caught Yankovic's attention, and the musician sent Heather an email about creating a similar video for "Word Crimes" around November 2013.[14] The video started production in January 2014 after Yankovic sent the final lyrics to Heather, and took about 500 hours of work in Heather's off-hours to assemble using theAdobe Systems suite of products.[14][15] Heather and Yankovic coordinated nearly daily in the early stages of the video, with Heather presenting initial sketches and storyboards for the artist's approval.[14] Initial designs of the video were based on the "Blurred Lines" video, using the color scheme and font style, and expanding it to a full color bible to provide contrast during the video.[15] Most of the drawn animations in the video were created by Heather; the child's drawing at the lyric "unless you're seven" was done by Heather's son, Ethan.[16] The video was completed by April 1.[16]
The video spoofs a number of facets of the original "Blurred Lines" video, such as the largehashtags in the original that appear seemingly at random, dancing letters and punctuation symbols on an off-white background, and ends with the phrase "'Weird Al' Yankovic has a big dictionary" spelled in balloon letters.[17][18]
The video also is filled withEaster eggs that appear quickly onscreen during lyrics. The graphic for the title phrase is modeled after theMerriam-Webster dictionary logo.[19] During the line "You're a lost cause," a poster forABC'sLost appears, with the sentence "Learn your ABC's, doofus" using the ABC logo.[12] The number 27, which frequently appears in previous works by Yankovic, appears throughout the video. An illustration on a college notebook cover includesPac-Man and the characterTrogdor the Burninator from theHomestar Runner animated web series.[15] The graphic for the lyric "irony is not coincidence" pokes fun atAlanis Morissette'suse of the word "ironic", noting that "rain on [one's] wedding day" is merely coincidence, whereas a better example of irony would be afire truck beingdestroyed by fire.[20] The video also includes cameos byDoge and the MicrosoftOffice Assistant "Clippit" (also known as "Clippy"),[17] and references to the Sacramento-based offices of theCalifornia Department of Food and Agriculture where Heather is employed.[16]
Critically,The A.V. Club called the song "a modern-day 'Conjunction Junction'", writing: "The song combines cheeky grammar lessons with a lamentation for society's diminished writing skills."[21]CNN made a similar comparison, believing the song "could follow in the grand tradition ofSchoolhouse Rock!".[3]Rolling Stone wrote that "The schoolhouse R&B of 'Word Crimes' is clever enough to win over the harshest critics of Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines.'"[22]ABC News characterized the parody as "spot-on".[23]Billboard called the song the album's best, writing that "[a] more satirical, cynical parodist could have taken this in a million super-searing directions, but Al isn't interested in commenting on Thicke's alleged misogyny."[24]
The work has received some negative attention from linguists and educators, who view theprescriptivism celebrated in the song as scientifically ill-informed, arbitrary, and encouraging of unnecessary and damaging social distinctions.[25][26] Mignon Fogarty of the podcastGrammar Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing considered that the video, which has a high likelihood of being used in educational settings, speaks down to those with poor grammar, criticizing "the call to feel superior and to put other people down for writing errors".[27] Shortly after the song was released, Yankovic stated that he had been unaware that the wordspastic used in the song is "considered a highly offensive slur by some people", particularly in theUnited Kingdom, and apologized for its presence in his lyrics.[28]
"Word Crimes" debuted at number 39 on theBillboard Hot 100 for the week ending August 2, 2014, making it Yankovic's fourth Top 40 hit (following "Eat It" in 1984, "Smells Like Nirvana" in 1992, and "White & Nerdy" in 2006, which peaked at numbers 12, 35, and 9, respectively).[29] It made him only the third artist in popular music history to have at least one Top 40 single in every decade since the 1980s, alongside previous parody targetsMadonna andMichael Jackson.[29] Also that same week, the track debuted on the top on the Comedy Digital Songs chart.[30]
| Chart (2014) | Peak position |
|---|---|
| USBillboard Hot 100[31] | 39 |
| US Comedy Digital Tracks (Billboard)[30] | 1 |
