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 | This page in a nutshell: This article is intended as humor. If you were looking forRequest formediation, thedispute resolution process, then wow are you in the wrong place! Even if you were looking for requests for mediation, you arestill in the wrong place! |
Requests for Medication is the most important step informal dispute resolution on Wikipedia. High volumes of stress can often manifest when the desire to continue to have the privilege of editing Wikipedia overrides the body's innate desire to choke the living shit out of some bastard who really has it coming. Medicationis administered by members of theMedication Committee and has proven time and again to aid in resolving content disputes, curing headaches and averting the occasionalnatural disaster. Side effects may include:
Before requesting medication, you should invite some friends over so that they may benefit from the humor of your behavior, tease you about it for the remainder of your life and post pics on your talk page. If medication fails to bring about a resolution to your dispute, tell the other guy tochill the fuck out. If this still doesn't work, then trytaking up a different dispute or ahobby; you're probably wrong anyway. I mean, really, I lost a dispute and started knitting instead and I'm much happier. With the proceeds from the sweaters that I sell, I've accumulated enough money to pay my ISP again.
 | Editing Wikipedia unmedicated can lead toboring content, which will getspeedily deleted before you even get a chance to click on the Save page button, so don't eventry it! |