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Sometimes, when a discussion has come to its natural end and a rough consensus has been set, you may feel that youstill need to contribute more details or expand on your previous argument. It does not matter how minor your perspective is within the general opinion, it does not matter how many times you have alreadygiven the same argument, or even if you agree with the proposed closure. The mission is clear: you mustkeep talking, make sureno onemoves anywhere else, and above all, teach these fools tostart embracing stop signs and marinate in the juices of a stale, increasingly heated discussion.
There are certainly many advantages to forcing as many editors as possible to acknowledgeyour crucial, continued participation in the discussion. Certainly,your in-depth opinion must be forever preserved for future editors to find, blow the dust off, and marvel in your ancient wisdom. Oh, what blessings have befallen on these lucky editors who have discoveredThe Truth!
There is also the certainty of those disagreeing with yousuddenly, supernaturally realizing how right you were all along. They will then most definitely shower you withbarnstars and gleefuly close the discussion in your favor. Their thoughts until that point had been so clouded, so misled, but it is only through your endless repetition that the clarity and overwhelming logic in your comments has finally made sense to them. Good job!
If they already agreed with you, then now certainly they will recognize you as a leader among them, the one editor whose knowledge runs so deep and detailed that the discussion must be left open indefinitely just to hear more from such a gifted mind.
From time to time you come across an ongoing discussion that islonger than a book. You have just identified an ideal stop sign. The best way to proceed is to: