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| Born | June 4th, 1989 (not my birthday but u know what this means) Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pronouns | He, Him, etc | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Country | Who cares | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Current location | It depends. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Languages | English | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time zone | Pacific | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sexuality | Straight but not narrow | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IQ | (overflow error, seethese logs for details) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Personality type | Humorous | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Marital status | Has a girlfriend | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Girlfriend | oh hi honey | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Boyfriend | im not gay so nope | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Children | ur mom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Education | Graduated from the University of Absurdistan with a master's degree in ruining lives | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hi there! Glad that you're here at my WP userpage. I hope you enjoy your stay here, which admittedly (unless you're me) will probably be very short and will only visit it one or two times.
Something I must confess is that I may make frequent misspellings in my edit summaries. My sincerest apologies! If you ever wanted clarification on what I meant, just leave me a note on my talkpage.
If you'd like to leave me a message, head over tomy Talk page. For a gallery of userboxes that I've created (not ones that apply to me),see my userbox gallery. To see my contributions toWikimedia Commons,see here.
Was inspired by@Panini! to make my own – so here you go!Sign It Here!
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Geographic Article Expansions (mostly smaller towns)[edit]
Petroleum industry
Years and lists
Politics
Non-energy corporations Other |
censored due to Kim Fatty the 3rd not liking me
Below are my Conflicts of Interest, and with the exceptions of obvious vandalism and typos, I will be either refraining entirely from editing the following articles or usingRequested edits to suggested desired changes for the following articles.
These companies I formerly held stock in (unless otherwise disclosed), but I have since sold my shares. Given that I no longer have an inherent interest in promoting the company, I don't feel that I would have an inherent bias in editing these articles, though I will err on the side of caution and avoid major edits without a COI review.
Important disclaimer: This is my only editing account. There may be an occasional instance where I IP edit if my computer or phone enters a session timeout or something like that, but I will only ever have one editing account.I currently have ONE doppelgänger account to prevent vandals from using my name (User:Invadinglnvader, written with a lowercase "L"). There may be times where I accidentally use this account for posts – please note that this is due to laziness/accidental autofills.
To admins: if ANYONE using another account or IP is claiming to be me, I request you block them immediately. They aren't me.
Whenpeoplesayyou'recrazy,youjustmightbeontothemostimportantinnovationofyourlife.-LarryEllison
