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-Lore Sjoberg,The Wikipedia FAQK |
-Sergey Lopatnikov, quotedhere. Applicability to WP is left as an exercise for the reader. |
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-Mrs. Floquenbeam, while watching my daughter and me both "playing" at the same time |
-User:Proofreader77,(unpublished work) |
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 | This userremembers (with nostalgia) having to usepunch cards to runFortran programs in college. |
... My first self-created userbox, inspired by a conversation with an incredulous 25 year old coworker today
 | This user has been editing Wikipedia for more than15 years. |
 | This user has been on Wikipedia for17 years, 3 months and 15 days. |
... My wiki birthday. I am somewhat older than this in real life.
 | This user has been identified as anAwesome Wikipedian and was awarded theirown day on 27 May 2010. |
... Happy me day!
 | This user is anadministrator,but might like not to be one some day. |
... Shamelessly stolen fromPedro. This userbox has been overtaken by events, but I still think it's clever so I'm keeping it, dammit.
  | This user is notGod Emperor of Wikipedia but might like to be some day. |
...ThanksMandarax!
| This user was anadministrator,but mostly out of spite. |
... Not stolen fromPedro, butinspired by him
 | According toThe Political Compass this user is: Economic Neutral (1.0) and Social Libertarian (−5.0) |
... So no, I'm not working for Santorum's election campaign, in spite of occasional moronic claims to the contrary
 | Mr Moon ?/?/02 - 8/28/14 |
... Good boy.
 | This user has mettwo Wikipedians in real life |
... And they were both completely normal human beings!
 | This user isclever and lazy on theHammerstein-Equord Scale. |
... althoughstupid and lazy is also a distinct possibility
 | This user pursues vandals forpersonal validation rather than any deep-seated conviction. |
 | This user has eaten a rodent. |
...cuy!
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...nonconformist
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...whatever they had
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...intentionally went for the trifecta
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...this is fine
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2026: Seattle Mariners win it all. You heard it here first. --Floquenbeam (talk) 20:18, 21 October 2025 (UTC) | 2015/16: Denver Broncos win it all. You heard it here first. --Floquenbeam (talk) 23:50, 12 January 2015 (UTC) 2017-present: You know, it's taken many decades, and I've shamefully looked the other way most of those decades, but the last few months have made even a white, male, old dog like me maybe 20% woke. Fuck the NFL. CTE. Blackmailing cities for stadia. Crawling over one another to hire rapists. Blackballing Colin Kaepernick. Fuck every single person associated with the ownership of this league. I have no illusions that this matters to anyone, but I'm trying to improve my karma by boycotting the NFL this year. MLB may not be much better, but it's got to beincrementally better, right?. Wish I could turn to NCAA football instead, but ... Jesus, it's just horrible, horrible people every way you turn. --Floquenbeam (talk) 00:30, 10 August 2017 (UTC) |
