Professor Branestawm is a series of thirteenchildren's books written by the English authorNorman Hunter. Professor Theophilus Branestawm is depicted throughout the books as the archetypalabsent-minded professor and his name is a variant of the word "brainstorm". The first two books in the series were first published in the 1930s, but the other 11 appeared much later, from 1970 onwards.
Professor Branestawm is always at work in his "Inventory" creating bizarre inventions, all of which either malfunction or work in unanticipated ways, and which lead him into incredible adventures, often accompanied by his friend Colonel Dedshott of the Catapult Cavaliers (soldiers who usecatapults as their only weapon), and his housekeeper Mrs Flittersnoop. He lives in Great Pagwell, which is apparently surrounded by other Pagwells (Little Pagwell, Pagwell Heights, Pagwell Gardens, Lower Pagwell, Upper Pagwell, Pagwell Green, Pagwell Centre, Pagwell Market, Pagwell Docks etc.). In "The Professor Borrows a Book", he manages to lose fourteen different copies of the same book from fourteen differentpublic libraries, and has to cycle frantically between fourteen different Pagwells to renew his books to avoid being fined. In "The Fair at Pagwell Green", the Professor is mistaken for a waxwork, only because of Colonel Dedshott. The Colonel thought the waxwork to be a frozen professor, so he and Mrs Flittersnoop heated it, melting the waxwork. Meanwhile, the Professor was covered along with all the waxworks when he was lost in thought. He suddenly stopped thinking and when trying to get out of the fair, was thought to be a living waxwork.
The Professor is described in the first book as having, like all great men, simple tastes: "His coat was simply fastened withsafety pins because the buttons had simply fallen off. His head was simply bald and it simply shone like anything when the sun caught it." He has five pairs ofspectacles – one for reading, one for writing, one for out of doors, one for looking at you over the top of and a fifth pair for looking for the others on the frequent occasions when they get lost. Other pairs of spectacles are often mentioned.
Mrs Flittersnoop, his housekeeper, causes trouble a few times through her lack of understanding for the Professor's genius. In "The Wild Waste Paper", she throws what seems to be a bottle ofcough medicine into the waste bin. The liquid turns out to be the Professor'selixir of life, which was in the bottle because cough medicine is the only thing that can stop the stuff dead without actually destroying it. Since the bottle was uncorked to allow air in (nothing can live without air), the waste paper in the bin comes to life. Even when stuck up a pear tree surrounded by giant, predatory bits of waste paper, the Professor retains his scientific detachment, wondering if a carpenter's bill would know a saw if it saw one, and if so, whether the gas bill might explode at any moment.
The names of other characters in the books, like the Professor's, are puns:
Many of the Professor's perils result from simple absent-mindedness. In "The Screaming Clocks", he invents a clock that doesn't need winding up, but the omission of an important component ("I forgot to put a little wiggly thing in") means the clock doesn't stop at twelve but continues striking thirteen, fourteen and so forth until it can't keep up with itself. In "Burglars!", the Professor invents an automatic burglar catcher, but forgets his house key, tries to get in the window and is grabbed and trussed up by his own machine so thoroughly that even Mrs Flittersnoop fails to recognise him and bashes him over the head for good measure.
Many of the troubles that the professor experiences are the result of his inventions' rebelling and showing anthropomorphic personalities. For instance, the phrase "No Branestawm invention was going to stand for that" occurs several times in the series. Branestawm's inventions frequently object to anyone's using them in ways for which they were not designed. For instance, in a story about the Professor's making cuckoo clocks for all his friends, a fight broke out between the clocks, resulting in the destruction of all of them.
The first book featuring Professor Branestawm wasThe Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, first published in 1933 and illustrated byW. Heath Robinson. Heath Robinson was famous for his rickety contraptions, and the illustrations were a perfect foil to the outlandish plots of these short stories, each picture typically featuring the professor's unfeasibly large forehead. The original book contained a section calledseventy-six illustrations by W. Heath Robinson, each with evocative titles such asA telescope of his own invention orWith nothing on at all but a big smile (referring to a picture of anextra specially young professor).
The sequel wasProfessor Branestawm's Treasure Hunt, published 1937. The first edition was illustrated byJames Arnold, withGeorge Adamson illustrating the 1966 reissue.[1] Adamson went on to illustrateThe Peculiar Triumph of Professor Branestawm,Professor Branestawm up the Pole and the Puffin edition ofProfessor Branestawm's Great Revolution, as well as a Branestawm story in thePuffin Annual and two inPuffin Post.[1]The Peculiar Triumph of Professor Branestawm with Adamson's illustrations was reissued by Red Fox Classics (Random House) in 2003.
Derek Cousins illustrated Professor Branestawm's Compendium of Conundrums, Riddles, Puzzles, Brain Twiddlers and Dotty Descriptions, published in 1975 and 1977. He went on to illustrate Professor Branestawm Round the Bend, published in 1977, and Professor Branestawm's Perilous Pudding, in 1979. New-Zealand-born children's writer and illustrator,Jill McDonald illustrated Professor Branestawm's Do-It-Yourself Handbook, published in 1976 and 1979. Her illustrations also appeared in The Best of Branestawm, withGeorge Adamson, Derek Cousins, and W. Heath Robinson.
In the 1980sGerald Rose illustrated Professor Branestawn books in the Young Puffin Read Alone series. These titles were Professor Branestawm and the Wild Letters, and Professor Branestawm's Pocket Motor Car, The Bodley Head, published in 1981. He also illustrated the combined edition of Professor Branestawm's Pocket Motor Car & Professor Branestawm And the Wild Letters, published in 1982. Professor Branestawm's Mouse War, The Bodley Head, published in 1982 and 1984, and Professor Branestawm's Building Bust-Up, published in 1982), were also illustrated by him. Professor Branestawm's Crunchy Crockery, a combined edition of Professor Branestawm's Crunchy Crockery And Professor Branestawm's Hair-Raising Idea was published in 1983 and 1994 and illustrated by Gerald Rose.
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The following books by Norman Hunter appear in the British Library catalogue.[2]
Professor Branestawm books have been translated into several languages, among them French, German, Italian, Polish, Slovenian, Swedish, Thai, and Persian.
LaterAce of Wands writerTrevor Preston adapted the first two books into a seven-episode televisionsitcom forThames Television starringJack Woolgar as Branestawm, entitledThe Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, broadcast from 10 July to 28 August 1969. Episodes were directed by Pamela Lonsdale (nos. 1–5) andVoytek (nos. 6–7).
In 2001 five stories were adapted forBBC Radio 4, with the Professor voiced byJohn Fortune.[3]
In 2014, a BBC hour-long television film adaptation of Hunter's books, written byCharlie Higson and starringHarry Hill as Professor Branestawm, was broadcast on Christmas Eve.[4] Filming for this took place inShere, Surrey in early October 2014, thenWallingford in mid October, and includedDavid Mitchell,Simon Day,Ben Miller andMiranda Richardson. In 2015, a sequel, also an hour-long, entitledProfessor Branestawm Returns aired on Christmas Eve at 5.20pm onBBC One.
