Seth and Matthew infiltrate awild puppet orgy; whyGod dislikes bees; a drunken visitor fromNarnia comes through the wardrobe; theDino-Riders get a rock song; andCobra Commander creates his own PSAs to compete with G.I. Joe's.

The Grim Reaper fights -- and has sex with -- an old woman who doesn't want to die; monsters help a woman fix her car, then go out for ice cream; Edward-209 fromRobocop gets lectured by his mom after he shoots an executive; one of the Budweiser Frogs admits he's an alcoholic;Didi yells at Stu for letting Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil wander in the streets; Zombie, Hook, Squid, and Lois (from an earlier sketch) getfast and furious; Punky Brewster's "Punky Power" will destroy the world; He-Man causes a noise disturbance at 3:00 in the morning;Clarice Starling keeps getting splattered with Miggs' semen; Jack Skellington celebrates "grown-up" Halloween; Jor-El forgets to pack food and water for Superman before sending him to Earth;Skeletortries to blow up Snake Mountain after it becomes a mountain climbing attraction.

Analien's identity isquestioned;Bert gets a new roommate; theTerminator becomes a step-dad;Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes inUndercover Smurf.

A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees; the origins of bagpipes are revealed;Alex Mack'sCarrie-like revenge during her prom fizzles out; and the Nerd dreams of being inWesteros.

The difficulty of choosing between a "Nude Girls" and a "Live Nude Girls" strip club; E.T. prefers M&Ms to Reese's Pieces; raunchy musical numbers onThe Planet of the Apes; aWorld War Z alternate ending; Hannah fromGirls guest stars onSesame Street; anotherE.T. parody where riding a convertible past the Moon is cooler than riding a bike past the Moon;The Indian Love Boat has arranged marriages and the singer wondering if the sketch is racist; aprequel toThe Parent Trap shows its unfortunate implications; a thirdE.T. parody where E.T. returns home and his disgusted friends make him eat food off the ground; a toy hockey game goes into its third month of overtime; Benjamin Franklin invents bifocals for unsavory reasons; Bruce Wayne fails at keeping his identity a secret; the one cheese Monterey Jack fromChip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers won't eat; MTV'sCatfish reveals the true faces of Dr. Claw, Charlie fromCharlie's Angels, and God.

Street Fighter tackles domestic abuse; "Candy Crush Saga" becomes the latest game to get adapted to a movie; Woody Woodpecker gets a devastating phone call; reading to your kids before bed is a waste of time; a break-up by the light of the full moon turns into an unexpected marriage on#WerewolfProblems, The Kool Aid Man is used to stop Iran's plans for nuclear warfare, then appears on60 Minutes with claims that the U.S. Army exploited him; Big Bird lays an egg; Siri can't understand Bane; The Iron Sheik finds his way intoLawrence of Arabia; andTales From the Crypt's new tales of terror include a teenage girl summoning The Pervert Unicorn, Bitch Pudding dealing with a haunted house, and George R.R. Martin getting stalked by theRobot Chicken Nerd.

Voltron's transformation includes a suggestive new addition; a classroom sketch about a teacher who wants to put some realism into what black slavery was like is based on what one of the writers went through in the fifth grade; Superman's Earth father gets humiliated during a tornado; Bones gives the originalStar Trek crew prostate exams; what if Sylvia Plath botched her suicide after writingThe Bell Jar; why giraffes are hard to execute by hanging; aPacific Rim parody that shows why linked memories aren't always good; a prequel to the "Failed Giraffe Hanging" sketch; scientists discover a polar bear that has bipolar disorder, lives in Arctic and Antarctic regions, and is bisexual; it'sLooper meetsLooney Tunes when Elmer Fudd uses time travel to get past TV censorship rules over him having a gun; a kid outs his father's murder plan when he puts a therapy tape into his Teddy Ruxpin; a couple can't decide which famous fictional orphan (Annie, Harry Potter, Pippi Longstocking, Oliver Twist, and Bruce Wayne) to adopt, as they're all terrible; and Skeletor goes back in time to kill He-Man's mother.

Scrooge McDuck appears onShark Tank;Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy;Shrek has a moment of clarity;Doc Louis passes on to the great arena in the sky.

Master Chief in a compromised position; G.I. Joe gets replaced with unmanned drones; Black Spy performs testicular torture on White Spy.

Santa Claus is branded a racist due to a Dutch tradition; to clean up his image following his sex scandal,Tiger Woods appears in a low-rent version ofSpace Jam where the cartoon characters are from DiC; aGame of Thrones wedding turns into a massacre; and theBratz girls get murdered after they run overBarbielast summer.

TheBoglins' swamp song; the daily life of alemming;Sleeping Beauty goes on and on about her dream.

The Zybots want to join the Autobots; Man-E-Faces experiences stardom; A not-so-quiet shift for the Enterprise night crew.

Why no one plays the piano inWayne Manor; James Potter's instincts in animal form;Disney Princesses go to war.

Kim Possiblegoes on a mission toNorth Korea,Beanie Babies end up turning a man's life around, and the Nerd becomingcompanion toDoctorWho.

TheCount fromSesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.

When her fellow citizens in Pastryville get tired of sufferingBitch Pudding's abuse, they hatch a plot to eliminate her once and for all. But Bitch Pudding survives and, upon learning what happened after returning home, exacts revenge on the Pastryville citizens.

Bear Grylls deals with someWild Things, Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station, Brainy Smurf gains a Southern accent and a compromised moral compass as he manipulates events inHouse of Smurfs, andBaloo discovershe hasn't always just been a bear in the jungle.

A woman counts sheep -- and dreams that all of them are being brutalized by a prison guard; Ash and Misty play tennis with Pikachu's Poké Ball; an opera singer goes crowd-surfing; Mr. Fantastic masturbates with a vacuum cleaner at the dinner table; The Bionic Six get picked off one by one; a mourning mother goes crowd-surfing; Albus Dumbledorebecomes a meth kingpin after being diagnosed with terminal cancer; Mark Twain is America's First Asshole; a clown makes a balloon animal out of his own feces; a baby goes crowd-surfing; Otis is outed for being transsexual onBack at the Barnyard:Bulls Don't Cry; Cupid is a lousy shot; the reality of war hits the Kitchen Commandos; Pope Francis goes crowd-surfing; to Prince Charming's disgust, Rapunzel's pubic hair is as long as the hair on her head; the embarrassingly dated antics of G.I. Joe Extreme.

A boy driving a toy car crashes into a tree and flees the scene of the accident; a risque way to "make the doughnuts" atBumpin' Donuts; a boy'sBop-Itsniper rifle forces him to assassinate a politician named Carlton McDougal;Les Misérables is recreated using the mascots from McDonald's; velociraptor dance practice;Flashdance gets merged withYou Can't Do That on Television; The PacMan family experience paranormal activity in their house; Super Grover gets beat up; the son of theRobot Chicken scientist takes the living U.S. Presidents hostage, and it's up to the Robot Chicken to save them.