| "Goo Goo Gai Pan" | |||
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| The Simpsons episode | |||
| Episodeno. | Season 16 Episode 12 | ||
| Directed by | Lance Kramer | ||
| Written by | Dana Gould (under the pseudonym "Lawrence Talbot") | ||
| Production code | GABF06 | ||
| Original air date | March 13, 2005 (2005-03-13) | ||
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| Couch gag | The ancillary characters surprise the Simpsons as they run to the couch.Homer has a heart attack. | ||
| Commentary | Al Jean Dana Gould Ian Maxtone-Graham Matt Selman Michael Price Max Pross Lance Kramer Steven Dean Moore David Silverman | ||
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| The Simpsonsseason 16 | |||
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"Goo Goo Gai Pan" is the twelfth episode of thesixteenth season of the American animated television seriesThe Simpsons. It was originally aired on theFox network in the United States on March 13, 2005. The episode was written byDana Gould and directed by Lance Kramer.
The episode focuses onSelma Bouvier adopting a Chinese orphan after experiencingmenopause.Lucy Liu guest stars as Madam Wu, and actorRobert Wagner appears as himself.
The episode was banned in China and Hong Kong. It received mixed reviews.
While givingMr. Burns a driving test to replace his long-expired license,Selma experiences ahot flash. She finds out she has enteredmenopause, meaning she can no longer have children. Afraid of dying alone, she turns to adoption. She almost manages to adopt one ofCletus's many children through a misunderstanding, but that fails whenBrandine wants the baby back.Lisa advises Selma to adopt a girl fromChina. Since the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt, Selma puts on her application that she's married toHomer Simpson.
Selma sponsors a trip to China for theSimpsons. Homer is reluctant to pretend to be married to her, but agrees to do it for Marge. When they arrive in China, Selma claims Bart and Lisa are her children, whileMarge is their nanny, ″Ms. October.″ The Chinese adoption agent, Madam Wu, tells them they will get a baby in a few days, as she wants to detail the "marriage relationship" between Homer and Selma, much to both Homer and Selma's dismay. The family then spends time touring through several landmarks in China, including visiting the mummified body ofMao Zedong, whom Homer likens to a "little angel who killed 50 million people."[1] Selma eventually gets a daughter, whom she namesLing. Having lied to Wu on a whim about being an acrobat, Homer is forced into substituting for a performer in a Chinese acrobatics display, being hospitalized after unwittingly pulling off the stunt successfully. Following Selma's adoption, the ruse is quickly revealed when Wu catches Homer and Marge kissing and talking about the false marriage whilst spying on Homer's hospital room.
As they are about to leave for Springfield, Wu angrily arrives and takes Ling away, stating that Homer and Selma are not married. As the Simpsons try to console her, Lisa plots with them to get the baby back. At the nursery, they dress and spray-paint Homer to look like a cross-legged goldenBuddha statue. According to the customs offeng shui, the Buddha statue must be taken indoors, so Chinese guards drag him into the nursery (by his nose with a hook). When the guards leave, Homer goes inside the nursery and grabs Ling.
The Simpsons, Selma and Ling pass throughTiananmen Square, a place where, according to the marker shown in the episode,"nothing happened" in 1989. Wu, in aType 59 Tank, confronts them and demands the baby back in a way similar to the tanks confronting theTank Man. After an impassioned speech from Selma and Homer, Wu then agrees to allow Selma to adopt Ling as a single parent—her leniency stemming from the fact that when she herself was just a baby, her father choked to death on a Ping-Pong ball the day before theHeimlich maneuver was invented, and her mother had ultimately raised her as a single parent. Wu also stops Homer from smuggling apanda cub in his luggage.
Selma and her new daughter, Ling, and the Simpsons depart China byjunk along with the Chinese child spy masquerading as Bart to deceive Homer (while the real Bart is sat at the front of the junk). The episode ends with threechinese dragons flying in the sky and singing while playing anerhu.
Lucy Liu guest starred as Madam Wu, and actorRobert Wagner appeared as himself.[2]
The episode earned a 3.7 rating and was watched by 10.28 million viewers, which was the 45th most-watched show that week.[3]
Robert Canning ofIGN wrote: "The plot is simple. Selma is diagnosed with menopause and decides that since she can no longer have her own baby, she'll adopt one. ("The adoption process! That'll end heartbreak.") After a failed attempt, Lisa suggests her aunt try China. When filling out the forms, Selma is told only married couples are allowed to adopt, so she writes down Homer's name for her husband. She tells the official, 'Homer Simpson is my whole world. I love him.' Across town at the nuclear power plant, Homer shudders, stating, 'A chill just went through my very soul.' It's a classic-mismatched set up, straight out of IGN's TV Playbook. Unfortunately, when they arrive in China for observation, the comedy doesn't really come from the unlikelihood of Homer and Selma as husband and wife, but from numerous random jokes about all things Chinese."[2]
Colin Jacobson ofDVD Movie Guide thought the episode was "erratic". He said the episode appeared to be an excuse to bring the Simpson family to China.[4]
OnFour Finger Discount, Guy Davis and Brendan Dando liked the story of Homer helping Selma adopt a baby but also thought the depiction of China used many stereotypes.[5]
The episode was nominated for the Turner Award at the 15thEnvironmental Media Awards.[6]
In 2006, the episode was banned in China when it banned all foreign cartoons from appearing at the most popular viewing times for children.[1]
In 2021,Disney+, on whichThe Simpsons is available, was launched inHong Kong on November 16, 2021. Disney+ subscribers in Hong Kong have noted that the episode "Goo Goo Gai Pan" is not available in that region. It was removed due to references to the1989 Tiananmen Square massacre inBeijing.[7][8]
