| Comic Book Guy | |
|---|---|
| The Simpsons character | |
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| First appearance | "Three Men and a Comic Book" (1991) |
| Created by | |
| Designed by | Matt Groening |
| Voiced by | Hank Azaria |
| In-universe information | |
| Full name | Jeff Albertson |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | Proprietor of The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop |
| Spouse | Kumiko Albertson (née Nakamura) (wife)[1] |
| Relatives | |
Jeff Albertson, commonly known as theComic Book Guy (CBG), is arecurringfictionalcharacter in theanimated television seriesThe Simpsons andEisner-nominatedspin-offcomic book seriesComic Book Guy. He is voiced byHank Azaria and first appeared in the second-season episode "Three Men and a Comic Book", which originally aired on May 9, 1991. Comic Book Guy is the proprietor of acomic book store,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. He is based on "every comic book store guy in America"[9] and represents a stereotypical middle-aged comic-book collector with a supercilious attitude and obsessive knowledge of pop culture minutiae. He is known for his distinctive accent, disagreeable personality, and his catchphrase, "Worst [thing] ever!"
Comic Book Guy (who states Jeff Albertson to be his real name in the episode "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"[10]) is a nerdy, snobby and quarrelsome man. He is best known for his eloquence and crabby, sarcastic quips. He is obsessed with collecting comic books and is an avidscience fiction buff. He holds amaster's degree infolklore andmythology (having translatedThe Lord of the Rings intoKlingon as part of histhesis),[11] as well as a degree in chemical engineering,[12] has an IQ of 170, and is a member of the Springfield branch ofMensa.[13] He is morbidly obese and has long hair, which he always keeps tied in a ponytail.
His catchphrase is the declaration "worst/best [subject] ever", sometimes to the point of breaking thefourth wall. For example, in the episode "Saddlesore Galactica", he wears a T-shirt saying "Worst Episode Ever". Another example of breaking the fourth wall occurs in an episode when Comic Book Guy's chair collapses, and he sarcastically says "Ooh, a fat man falls.Real original."[14] Despite his solitary life, inThe Simpsons Movie, minutes before his anticipated death, Comic Book Guy says that his obsessive comic book collecting has been a "life well spent". However, in "Treehouse of Horror VIII", when a nuclear missile homes in on him, he says to himself, "Oh, I've wasted my life", although theTreehouse of Horror episodes are not part of the normalSimpsons canon. In the 2008 episode "Any Given Sundance" it was revealed that he is also a writer and posts to his own site called "Ain't I Fat News", a take on the real-life movie review websiteAin't It Cool News.[15]
Comic Book Guy was once married in anonline role-playing game. He and his Internet wife contemplated having children, but that would have severely drained his "power crystals".[16] In Season 16's "There's Something About Marrying", he hopes to wed aXena: Warrior Princess cardboard figure. While part of an intellectualjunta that briefly ran Springfield in "They Saved Lisa's Brain", he proposes plans to limit breeding to once every seven years (a reference to theVulcan blood fever of mating, calledPon farr), commenting that this would mean much less breeding for most, but for him, "much, much more".[13] He was avirgin well into his forties,[17] but becomes sexually and romantically involved withPrincipal Skinner's motherAgnes.[18] He later datesEdna Krabappel after she leaves Skinner at the altar.[16] They are nearly married at ascience fiction convention with Skinner and Bart trying to stop the wedding, but Edna changes her mind, preferring not to be tied down to a relationship. Comic Book Guy is not particularly surprised by this, saying, "There are a million valid reasons, but which one did you pick?"[16] When Edna gently explains "It's like I'mDC Comics, and you'reMarvel", he accepts the comparison without any rancor. In "Married to the Blob", Comic Book Guy marriesKumiko Nakamura, a Japanesemanga artist. As of "The Dad-Feelings Limited", he and Kumiko are trying for a baby.
Comic Book Guy is the owner of The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop, a local comic book store. The comics, collectibles, and toys he sells are of wildly varying quality and often have very high prices. His store is his sanctuary, where he holds some level of self-esteem, imperiously lording over pre-teen kids, likeBart Simpson andMilhouse Van Houten, using a heavily sarcastic tone and often banning certain customers for minor infractions. His store contains a lower level full of illegalvideos (which includeMr. Rogers drunk,Alien autopsy,Illegal Alien Autopsy, a "good version" ofThe Godfather Part III, andKent Brockman picking his nose).[18]
In "Husbands and Knives", the store was closed due to bankruptcy when a rival comic book shop opened across the road, run by an owner with significantly better customer service and social skills. Although his old store was bought byMarge Simpson in the same episode and not returned, Comic Book Guy continues running his store in future episodes and the rival store is usually not mentioned, though it was referred to again when its owner showed up in "Married to the Blob". Also Bart and Milhouse became managers of The Android's Dungeon for a time in "Worst Episode Ever".
Comic Book Guy was partly inspired by a clerk at the Los Angeles comic book shop who often "[sat] on the high stool, kind of lording over the store with that supercilious attitude and eating behind the counter a big Styrofoam container full offried clams with a lot oftartar sauce."[9] Groening noted:
I can't tell you how many times people have come up to me and said, "I know who you based that comic book guy on. It's that comic-book guy right down the block." And I have to tell them, "No, it's every comic book store guy in America."[9]
Azaria based Comic Book Guy's voice on a college contemporary named Mark who went by the nickname "F", short for "Flounder" from the filmNational Lampoon's Animal House, and lived in the room next door to him atTufts University. Hank Azaria further explained that "F" would listen to the song "867-5309" all day long and that Mark would keep a list of top five and bottom five people whom he liked and hated in the dorm and post it hourly. Azaria stated that he himself was always on the bottom five of the list because he complained about the playing of the music.[19] Azaria "loves that the character is an adult who argues with kids as if they're his peers."[9]
Within the series, the character Comic Book Guy is often used to represent a stereotypical inhabitant of the newsgroupalt.tv.simpsons.[20] The first such instance occurred in the seventh-season episode "Radioactive Man", in which Comic Book Guy is logging on to his favorite newsgroup alt.nerd.obsessive.[21]David X. Cohen often read alt.tv.simpsons to gauge audience response to episodes. He decided to lampoon the passion and the fickleness of the fans.[22]
In theeighth-season episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" after Comic Book Guy views theItchy & Scratchy episode featuring Poochie, he immediately goes on the Internet and writes, "Worst episode ever" on a message board; a commentary on how the active audience nitpicks the episode. The writers respond by using the voice ofBart Simpson:[23]
Comic Book Guy: Last night'sItchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them!
Comic Book Guy: ...Worst. Episode. Ever.[24]
The catchphrase further appears on his T-shirt in theeleventh season episode "Saddlesore Galactica",[14] and as the title of thetwelfth season episode "Worst Episode Ever".[18] The catchphrase can also be used for describing other things by saying, "Worst. (Noun). Ever."[20]
A long-running gag on the show was never to reveal the character's name, with other characters referring to him as "Comic Book Guy". The writers had intended to name the character as early as his first episode, but they could not think of a name for him, and they called him "Comic Book Guy", with the intention of naming the character the next time they used him.[25] However, they continually procrastinated.[25] Finally, in the February 6, 2005 episode, "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass", Comic Book Guy nonchalantly tellsNed Flanders: "My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me 'Comic Book Guy'".[26][27]ShowrunnerAl Jean remarked: "That was specifically done to make people really mad. We just tried to pick a generic name. It was also theSuper Bowl show. We did it so the most people possible would see it." Groening stated that he had originally intended him to be called Louis Lane and be "obsessed and tormented by"Lois Lane, but Groening was not present when the writers chose the name.[28] His name is also mentioned inThe Simpsons Game.
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Hank Azaria has won severalPrimetime Emmy Awards forOutstanding Voice-Over Performance for his work onThe Simpsons, winning one in 2001 for voicing Comic Book Guy and various other characters in the episode "Worst Episode Ever".[29]
Comic Book Guy is featured as a prominent focal character of theBart Simpsons spin-off comic-book-seriesComic Book Guy: The Comic Book: The Death of Comic Book Guy!, nominated for anEisner Award. Comic Book Guy is featured on the cover of thetwelfth season DVD. He appears on other media as well, including T-shirts and drinking glasses.
InThe Simpsons Game, he explains all the clichés that the player comes across during the game. Comic Book Guy has appeared in his own five-part comic book, in which his death influenced a nerd and geek gang war.[30]The Simpsons Library of Wisdom includes a volume entitled "Comic Book Guy's Book of Pop Culture". Comic Book Guy appears inHit and Run as a drivable character, the host for bonus mission level four and host for a level seven mission. He is also a passenger inRoad Rage.
Comic Book Guy makes acameo appearance in the season two finale ofThe Cleveland Show saying the line, "Worst. Cameo. Ever."[31] Comic Book Guy makes a brief appearance in theSimpsons/Family Guy crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy" to say "Worst. Chicken Fight. Ever." Comic Book Guy makes a brief appearance as the clerk of "Karl's Komics" selling comics to Chip Flagston ofHi and Lois, March 25, 2018.[32]
