A crap game, made for theOne Screen Cassette 50 mini competition.

Move with arrow keys, hold 'X' to kiss your boyfriend, press 'X' for next dialog.

Stay safe!

All the games in the competition are playable/downloadable fromthis page.

What the press said:

"suitably depressing" - Tom Sykes,PC Gamer
"best instructions ever" - Porpentine,Rock Paper Shotgun
"The game [...] uses its systemical framework to bring an effective understanding of Russia's prejudice" - Chris Priestman,Kill Screen Daily
"Ugly garbage" - anonymous commenter, PC Gamer

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