Uncle Albert:
I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse ev'ry year

The more I laugh, the more I fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me!It's embarrassing.
The more I'm a merrier me!

Mary:
Some people laugh through their noses
Sounding something like this,Mmhmhmhmm! Dreadful!
Some people laugh through their teeth, goodness sakes
Hissing and fizzing like snakes,tsstsstsstsstsstss
Not at all attractive to my way of thinking.

Bert:
Some laugh too fast,hewhehehehe
Some only blast,ha!
Others, they twitter like birds,teeheeheeheeheeheeheeh

Mary:
You know, you're as bad as he is.

Bert:
Then there's the kind what can't make up their mind,mmhmhmhmhahahahehehehohohohehehahuh

Uncle Albert:
When things strike me as funny, I can't hide it inside
And squeak,ha as the squeakelers do
I've got to let go with a ho ho ho ho ho ho...
And a ha ha ha... too!

Uncle Albert and Bert:
We love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
We love to laugh
So ev'rybody can hear

The more you laugh
The more you fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more we're a merrier we

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