I'm so stupid :'( I need a guide to this. Can't get past the disguise thing, how do I do that? 

You're a phenomenal writer. I often find it hard to stick with stories who have a trainwreck of a protagonist, but you managed to make it captivating instead of terrible. I took multiple screenshots because the writing was just that intriguing (and also pretty funny, if I am not misinterpreting your intent too badly).

holy shit new gmae

a bug: the cigarette remains in your items list even after being "used". might apply to other items as well but the cigarette is the one i noticed

fascinating little tale.

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is that beryllium hemisphere around your plutonium-gallium core making you go prompt critical or are you just happy to see me? ;)

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It was a neat game, the romantic thought were fun, but as the princess was described further I started to think "What the f*ck did I bring from the dungeon?", she isn't described as much as the other characters, and she doesn't speak, so my thoughts steered towards "I brought a horrible monster who is controling my mind to my home". I'm glad the game it didn't confirm these thoughts, but I'm also upset it didn't deny them, nor explored the hot sex. Anyway, good game.

I found it captivating, but I was confused. What was the Princess? Cold to the touch, curved, and made of metal, I gathered. A robot? A bomb? Something else?

Oh just right I'm eating it up

Another 10/10 Poppy game. I'm always amazed at the wonderful things you do with Narrat. This one is short and fun and well executed, I like how intensely you characterize the protagonist and how you never stray from her perspective. WOW!