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- I’ve been here for 5, but my tech is only 10 senior
- I’ve seen some shit senior
- I watched a tutorial senior
- I’ve done front end, back end, middle end, upside down end senior
- erase it all and start again senior
- 10x senior
- -10x senior
- I started on mainframe senior
- I’m still on mainframe senior
- I read a blog post about it senior
- I can Google senior
- Stack Overflow is my doc senior
- What's a doc? senior
- Your code can't be trusted because it didn't come from me senior
- I've brought down production senior
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Kim Arnett •
Kim Arnett [she/her] leads the mobile team at Deque Systems, bringing expertise in iOS development and a strong focus on accessibility, user experience, and team dynamics.
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Yaaasss

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𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨
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I got in before you did senior
Kim Arnett •
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Architects! Unless you want to go into management, then there's that 😊
Or my favorite tactic, duct tape yourself to the wall. They can’t get rid of you then 😂
Kim Arnett •
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Oh no! Is almost 40 the new senior? Asking for a friend 😂☠️

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Senior developer developing senior things senior
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😂😂
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So much truth it hurts

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