时长:00:45:30 / 首播:2008-02-18
Sketch is a young carer for her disabled mother but she is obsessed with Maxxie. Her schemes to make him fall in love with her are dangerous to the college's production of "Osama: The Musical" and leads her to lie about the drama teacher molesting her so she gets a role in the play. Sketch befriends Michelle after seeing her fail to seduce a hesitant Tony, who now also suffers from erectile dysfunction. Sketch drugs Michelle to take her part in the play as Maxxie's love interest. The two kiss on stage as written, but Maxxie states he felt nothing to Sketch. She slaps him and bursts into tears on stage. To spite him, she gets in a sexual relationship with his best friend Anwar.
Note: First appearance of Sketch. Cassie and Effy are absent from this episode.