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はてなキーワード:Mission Impossibleとは
Let’sgetone fucking thing straight:WWDCis supposed to be *for developers*。
You know, the peoplewho actually build shit。Who dig into SDKs, APIs,system frameworks。
Who care about real updateslike “What thehellis the newSwiftUI lifecycle doing?”
or “Can Ifinally use fuckingprivate entitlements without jumping through flaming hoops?”
Sowhy thehelldoesApple keep openingitsmost important developer event of the year
withCraig Federighi doing goddamn *skydiving*? Or *parkour*? Or some *Fast & Furious parody*
with anF1 helmet and sunglasses? What the actual fuckis goingon?
Thisisn’t Saturday NightLive。Thisis supposed to be a showcase of what we’reall supposed
to buildour futureon。Vision。Platform direction。Architecture。
Instead, weget Craig zooming through corridors in slow-molike he’s auditioning for
Mission Impossible 9:MacBook Drift。
Andit’s not even funny anymore。Maybe the firsttimeitwas *kind of* charming。
Alittlewinkat the audience。でもnow?It’s just fucking cringe。
Wastedtime。Wasted bandwidth。A glossy,over-produced middle finger to every developer
watching, notebook in hand, waiting for the actual meat。
Doyousit there thinking, *“Wow, thisis such a great use of mytime!”*
“CUT THE SHIT, CRAIG. SHOW ME THE FUCKING TOOLS.”
We’rebeing sold afantasy — not a platformvision。
What should be an opportunity to say,
“Here’s howApplewants developers to think in thenext 5 years,”
becomes a shallowPR reel of stunts, shots, and skits。
Developers want **guidance**, not gimmicks。**Vision**, not vanity。
Instead of 3 minutes of Craigpretending he’sNeo in a hallway full ofMac Studios,
how about showing us the **real** architectural shifts inSwift,
or a **deepdive** intolow-level memory optimizations inmacOS?
How aboutfinally explainingwtfis happening with `SwiftData`?
Or *anything* that makes us better builders?
We could have had20more seconds of **clarity**, not costume。
WWDCisApple’stime toinspire, tolead, to fucking **guide** theecosystem。
But lately?
It feelsmorelike we’re watching theCraig Federighi Variety Hour。
And I didn’t fucking subscribe to that。
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Let’sgetone f***ing thing straight:WWDCis supposed to be *for developers*.
You know, the peoplewho actually build shit.Who dig into SDKs, APIs,system frameworks.
Who care about real updateslike “What thehellis the newSwiftUI lifecycle doing?”
or “Can Ifinally use fuckingprivate entitlements without jumping through flaming hoops?”
Sowhy thehelldoesApple keep openingitsmost important developer event of the year
withCraig Federighi doing goddamn *skydiving*? Or *parkour*? Or some *Fast & Furious parody*
with anF1 helmet and sunglasses? What the actual f***is goingon?
Thisisn’t Saturday NightLive. Thisis supposed to be a showcase of what we’reall supposed
to buildour futureon.Vision. Platform direction. Architecture.
Instead, weget Craig zooming through corridors in slow-molike he’s auditioning for
Mission Impossible 9:MacBook Drift.
Andit’s not even funny anymore.Maybe the firsttimeitwas *kind of* charming.
Alittlewinkat the audience. Butnow?It’s just fucking cringe.
Wastedtime.Wasted bandwidth. A glossy,over-produced middle finger to every developer
watching, notebook in hand, waiting for the actual meat.
Doyousit there thinking, *“Wow, thisis such a great use of mytime!”*
> “CUT THE SHIT, CRAIG. SHOW ME THE FUCKING TOOLS.”
We’rebeing sold afantasy — not a platformvision.
What should be an opportunity to say,
“Here’s howApplewants developers to think in thenext 5 years,”
becomes a shallowPR reel of stunts, shots, and skits.
Developers want **guidance**, not gimmicks. **Vision**, not vanity.
Instead of 3 minutes of Craigpretending he’sNeo in a hallway full ofMac Studios,
how about showing us the **real** architectural shifts inSwift,
or a **deepdive** intolow-level memory optimizations inmacOS?
How aboutfinally explainingwtfis happening with `SwiftData`?
Or *anything* that makes us better builders?
We could have had20more seconds of **clarity**, not costume.
WWDCisApple’stime toinspire, tolead, to fucking **guide** theecosystem.
But lately?
It feelsmorelike we’re watching theCraig Federighi Variety Hour.
And I didn’t f***ing subscribe to that.
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https://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/article?a=20190119-00260918-toyo-soci
時代劇といえば、英語版ウィキペディアにもJidaigekiという項目が立っている。
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jidaigeki
時代劇の復活はなるのか？！
https://books.rakuten.co.jp/rb/9269969/
昭和６４年、江戸の春。日本の起爆装置を仕込んだ水戸光圀の印篭が行方不明になってさあ大変！江戸城中枢水爆スーパーバイズ・システムのコンピュータとリンクするこの印篭には、日本中の城の水爆を起爆する力がある。銭形平次、伝七等の必死の捜索にもかかわらず、印篭の行方は杳として知れない。じゃじゃ馬娘美琴姫の活躍はいかに？第１回小説新潮新人賞に輝く表題作ほか３編。
追記。
タイプミスだったので、気づいたときにすぐに修正したのですが。遅かったですね。
恥ずかしい限りです。
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タイトルを直した時、ブックマークもトラックバックもゼロだ、間に合ったと思ったのだけど、間に合っていなかった。
気のせいだったのでしょうか。
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超高速参勤交代は私も見ましたよ。少人数で村を通った時の誤魔化し方が面白かったです。
英語版のウィキペディアではSamurai Hustleになっています。
でも、MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SAMURAIみたいな名前で昔は立っていた気がする。
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ふと「おんな城主 直虎」を一話だけ見る機会があった。面白かった。
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