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Hey. Listen.
Instead of obsessingover what men do or what women do
could we please elevate the conversation?
There are,you know, real things to discuss.
Likeabstract mathematics. Or, say, superstringtheory.
Honestly,you'realwaystalking about such trivial nonsense.
What I crave, no, what Irequire,is higher-order knowledge.
Like the interplaybetween the Langlands program and topologicalstringtheory.
Andyou?You'retalking aboutgender?
Utterly beneath the threshold of intellectual viability.
don’tyou find the mere existence of theuniverse utterly baffling?
You hear “Theuniverse beganwith theBig Bang,” andyou just...accept that?
What if we’re mathematical constructs?
Or the product of some divine artisan?
Ultimately, I want to be able to say, withall confidence, “I understand theuniverse completely.”
And to do that, webegin withabstract mathematics, we proceed to superstringtheory,
and,let’s faceit, there’s far too much to do.
Whichis exactlywhy Ineedyour cooperation.
Soagain,why areyouallstill stuckon this wholegender thing?
Or, gentlemen, areyou seriouslystill thinking about butts and boobs? Areyou brain-damaged?
Humanity should be focusedon solving the puzzle of existence.
So, please, I beg ofyou: stoptalking about the Ministry ofFinance and tax cuts.
Let’stalkabstract math.Let’stalk superstringtheory.
Your economic opinions are irrelevant
and frankly, ifyoudon’t stop meddling,
we’reon track for hyperinflation.
Oh!Onemore thing. I nearly forgotthe most important thing inlife.
Imagination.
With imagination,you become absorbed.
And with obsession comesfreedom from suffering.
That’s whathappinessis, people.
Muah.
OMG you are genius. f○ck you asshole.
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