What if you got a really high score in a video game, and the game came to life? Well that's sort of what happens inThe Last Starfighter, which serves as both an exploration and aDeconstruction of wish fulfillment.
Alex Rogan spent his whole life stuck in his family's trailer park, but his wish to leave it turned into more than he bargained for when the space-shooter arcade game he managed to beat turned out to have been a scouting test to find the best space pilots in the universe. When Alex discovers the actual Star League chose him to actually fight against Xur and the Kodan Armada, he refuses to go along with it. When Alex demands to return home, he finds an android duplicate of himself, Beta, having a tough time of playing the role of Alex in the trailer park. After he reluctantly returns to space, the fun really begins.
The Last Startfighter createdall of its spaceship effects shots using only computer-generated images (one of the first films to do so), but since it did so during the very early days of CGI,said effects stand out as such. A Cray X-MP rendered all of the film's CGI; as a bit of perspective, the 800 MHz Pentium III processor available to consumers fifteen years later - or the average smartphone of today - matches the processor power of the Cray X-MP (then the most powerful supercomputer in the world).
Actual Pacifist: The novelization features the League as such. They had some real trouble recruiting soldiers - and finding a politician to read them a speech.
Arc Words: "Greetings, Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada!"
As You Know: Ambassador Enduran uses this trope almost by name -- "as you all know" -- as he mentions to the Starfighters what the Frontier is, why it's important, and how, because of a dark betrayal (he means Xur), the Frontier will soon collapse. Naturally, the audience and Alex are hearing this for the first time.
Theoretically justified in that they've apparently been having difficulty finding people with the necessary aggression to be warriors, and may have been recruiting from far-flung border worlds that have only slightly more knowledge about these issues than Alex does.
The trope is also played with as Grig and Alex are first setting out:
Alex: Wait a minute -- you're telling me there's no Gunstars, no Starfighters, just you, me, this ship, and that's it? Grig: Precisely! Alex: It'll be aslaughter! Grig:THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Alex: No, I meantmy slaughter! Grig: Oh.
Be Careful What You Wish For: Besides Maggie, Alex had two dreams in life: to complete the arcade game, and to leave the trailer park for a better life.
Bizarre Alien Biology: Andhow. It's telling that Grig, a purple lizard-like humanoid, is perhaps the most normal-looking of all the aliens in the film. And then, of course, there's the Bogati whose tentacle-thing Alex accidentally steps on.
Alex Rogan: I'm sorry. It was an accident, I didn't mean to step on your... whatever that is.
The Caligula: Xur. Strongly implied by his father, and his bizarre personality reinforces it.
The Call Knows Where You Live: Possibly by accident, since Centauri notes that the console Alex was playing was meant for somewhere else...
Played straight after Xur learns about Alex and sends an assassin to get rid of him. When Centauri warns more are coming to kill him, Alex realizes that his only chance of survival is back at the Star League where he can at least have access to a fighter craft's firepower to defend himself.
Card-Carrying Villain: Xur. And everyone knows it. The only reason the bad guys even listen to him is because he holds vital information.Once they use it, they get him off the bridge so they don't have to listen to his villain-talk anymore.
Casting Gag: In either this or a very weird case of timing, Catherine Mary Stewart (Maggie) also played a video game-obsessed girl inNight of the Comet, which was made and released around the same time.
Chew the Scenery: Xur. Not one moment of his onscreen time is wasted without a chunk of scenery getting toothmarks.
Rylan Bursar: Return the money, Centauri. Centauri: Return the money! Are you delirious? Do you know how long it took to invent the games? To merchandise them? To get them in the stores by Christmas?
Cozy Catastrophe: Louis thinks this when Alex's Starfighter lands.
Louis: Woooo! We're being invaded!
Cranial Processing Unit: When the Beta unit (robot) impersonating Alex takes off its head, the head can continue to talk normally.
Crazy Cultural Comparison: As Alex and Grig fly through the tunnels of an asteroid, Grig mentions that it reminds him of home. That leads to a chat comparing their species' differences in families, dwellings, and games... which inspires Alex onhow to get past the Ko-Dan Armada undetected.
Evil Is Hammy: Xur, oh so very much. It's amazing the hull of his command ship was able to withstand his vastscenery chewing.
Evil Laugh: Xur at the end of his speech to the Starfighter base personnel. He also did it in the faces of the Ko-Dan commanders and the First Officer was all for throwing him out the airlock right there and then.
Kodan Officer: We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull! What do we do? Commander Kril: We die.
Face Palm: A rather unusual one by Beta when he sees a Zandozan landing to Earth, since hishead is on the window sill. It's sort of a third-person face palm.
Centauri: "Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history!History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?" Alex: "Who's Galoka?"
Guy in Back:Inverted. The hero is a gunner, which would traditionally be aGuy in Back in any other setting. In this case, thepilots are evidently considered theGuy in Back to the gunners, however.It makes sense, of course, if you realize that this movie is based onRail Shooters.
I Like Those Odds: One Gunstar against the entire Ko-Dan armada. Grig likes the idea, but subverts the Trope in that he thinks it'll be aBolivian Army Ending.
Insignificant Little Blue Planet: Earth isn't advanced enough to even know about the Star League, much less participate. Centauri retorts it's irrelevant.
Licensed Game: Atari Inc. was originally slated to develop arcade and home video games based on the movie. They were cancelled for various reasons, including the sale/division of Atari Inc. into Atari Games and Atari Corp. The home computer game was eventually released (with minor changes) asStar Raiders 2.
In the novelization, theArcade Game tries the tactic against Alex, but fails since each missile assumes that the pilot attempts to dodge the attack. Near the end of the book, Alex defeats the Ko-Dan armada through sheerawesome shooting skills, saving the super weapon on their final attack.
The Musical: This was adapted into an off-Broadway musical. Seriously, this exists. (If you're curious, the Death Blossom is simulated using a swiveling rolling chair.)
Mook Chivalry: Death Blossom aside, the final showdown would have had a very different result had the Ko-Dan fighters attacked in a faintly organized fashion. This is actually justified as Alex takes out the transmitter they usually use for this purpose in his first attack run.
Noodle Incident: Grig mentioning Centauri's "old Excalibur (Test) tricks" when he finds out how Alex was recruited.
On a lesser note, Centauri'sRule of Three mention of Galoka and the Ulus.
Novelization: Written byAlan Dean Foster. Most noted for avastly expanded showdown against the Ko-Dan, including "refueling" the Gunstar by flying it near the surface of a star.
Passing the Torch: As Alex and Maggie head into space, his younger brother, Louis steps up to the Starfighter video game, and watches as the Gunstar flies into the stars. It's implies that Louis might join his brother among the stars.
Perfect Pacifist People: The Star League, who had to recruit from hundreds of member planets to find a roomful of warriors with sufficient bloodlust. The novelization even describes the League President as turning queasy at hearing theirBattle Cry.
Photoprotoneutron Torpedo: The checklist that Alex runs down with Grig while they ready their Gunstar for battle:
Alex: Heads up display. Grig: Check. Alex: Lasers. Grig: Check. Alex: Particle beam. Grig: Check. Alex: Proton bolts. Grig: Check. Alex: Chair control. Grig: Check. Alex: Let's do it.
In the novelization, Grig states the real names involve science too advanced to translate, so he uses the game terms for the sake of convenience.
Porn Stash: "Back to sleep, Louis, or I'll tell Mom about yourPlayboys!" (Followed by...)
Ramming Always Works: Faced with no other options,Commander Kril gives the obligatory order of "Ramming speed!" in an attempt to run over Alex's stationary Gunstar.
Take a Third Option: The armada used a communication turret on the main ship to allow the fighters to move efficiently and be unstoppable. The main ship was wisely behind the fighters, making it nearly impossible to reach. Alex had the idea of hiding the ship until the fleet passed, allowing his one ship to catch them from behind, taking out the turret while the armada was in a non-battle formation. By the time they got the fleet in line, Alex had destroyed a good chunk of the fighters.
Tech Marches On: Grig's amazing photo album - thousands of pictures stored in a device you can hold in your hand/tentacle/pseudopod! It seemed an impossible dream from the vantage point ofThe Eighties. Although slideshows on our modern phones, cameras, PDAs, etc. don't gothat fast.
Grig: "I live below ground with my wife-oid... and six thousand little griglets." (shows Alex a photograph that rapidly flashes through several hundred photos of aliens)
Throw It In: Test audiences loved the comedic scenes of Beta adjusting to Earth customs, so more scenes were filmed after original production had ended. You can tell which are the extra scenes by Lance Guest's wearing a wig (he had cut his hair between production work).
Translator Microbes: Actually a clip-on electronic device that looks a lot like the guts of a digital watch.
The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Alex. He's a better pilot than anyone else in the Star League, despite growing up in a trailer park on Earth.
Xur: I am the Emperor of Rylos! I and I alone command this entire operation--(guards begin to drag him away) Release me! Icommand you!YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIVES!
You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: The Ko-Dan general to Xur. However, this is after Xur jumped to the conclusion that the last starfighter is dead, ordered the fleet to proceed at full speed thus reducing their defensive posture and then a gunstar suddenly appears on an attack run against the command ship, about to strike ithard. To the general, Xur never hadany usefulness to outlive in the first place.